Z, I promise to answer this at length tomorrow. I've been riding back from DC today typing things on my phone and I want to write you a proper novel.

@znexyish said:

Amy and Sheldon go to LEGOLAND in California I suppose, then fly off to New York to see the Harry Potter show and then go on a Nicola Tesla street tour.

Statements and Questions

1) The only Lego Land they should have gone to is the original one in Denmark.

2) Why would they go to New York other than that's where everyone in sitcom land goes to?

3) That walking Tesla tour was lame. If only a member of the band Tesla appeared in the crowd.

4) Why would Amy agree to such a packed schedule of things to do if all she wanted was extended coitus?

5) On the old board the poster Sandman noted in my infamous "Coitus" thread noted that coitus was pronounced Co-I-Tus, or at least that is how I remember it.

1)I think of "Lego Land"--and-such--the same way I think of "McDonald's"--when you've seen the 'menu' at one....

2) Who wouldn’t want to spend time in The Greatest City In The World!? From the experts at “Time Out”; ranking (10 points for each category) the 10 greatest cities in the world based on:

a.  Architecture
b.  Arts & Culture
c.  Buzz
d.  Food & Drink
e.  Quality of Life
f.  World Status

Top score is 60 - NY scored 53.

The cities in ranking order:

1.New York, USA

2.London, UK

3.Paris, France

4.Berlin, Germany

Three-way Tie:

5.Barcelona, Spain

5.Chicago, USA

5.Tokoyo, Japan

8.Istanbul, Turkey

Tie:

9.Rome, Italy

9.Sydney, Australia

"The World's Greatest Cities"

3) Didn't consider the walking tour lame. Ordinarily, it's the kind of thing they both enjoy; and we'd enjoy watching them enjoying it. But, with Amy being peeved at Sheldon, that pretty much sucked the "feel good" part of the excursion right out of the atmosphere. As for the band appearing in the crowd--Sheldon would have passed out at the first chord!

Tesla - Edison's Medicine

4)Don't think Amy was asking for all-coitus-all-the-time. Think all she was asking for was some spontaneity--and not be be 'scheduled' as if she were some meeting he had to attend.

5) Must have been before my time. I was very "late to the party" on the old board.

Come to think of it the honeymoon was all Sheldon oriented: Lego Land, Harry Potter, Tesla. Except for the coitus there wasn't anything that called out Amy to me. Maybe next year they could go to the Little House on the Prairie museum in Kansas.

Unless it's been closed by then, because her books are so racist.

@Knixon said:

Unless it's been closed by then, because her books are so racist.

No it is still open. It is in Kansas after all.

@znexyish said:

@Knixon said:

Unless it's been closed by then, because her books are so racist.

No it is still open. It is in Kansas after all.

Meaning that Kansas is still stuck in late-1800s racism too? Or meaning that Kansas is too sensible to ago along with the latest knee-jerk "anti-racism" SJW fad which demands the past be somehow sanitized, or just erased??

@znexyish said:

Come to think of it the honeymoon was all Sheldon oriented: Lego Land, Harry Potter, Tesla. Except for the coitus there wasn't anything that called out Amy to me. Maybe next year they could go to the Little House on the Prairie museum in Kansas.

Or...

She could go with her next husband after she bludgeons this one to death--no jury would convict her!

@FormerlyKnownAs said:

@znexyish said:

Come to think of it the honeymoon was all Sheldon oriented: Lego Land, Harry Potter, Tesla. Except for the coitus there wasn't anything that called out Amy to me. Maybe next year they could go to the Little House on the Prairie museum in Kansas.

Or...

She could go with her next husband after she bludgeons this one to death--no jury would convict her!

Amy Lizzy Bordon Farah Fowler Cooper ?

Amy Farah Fowler Cooper she hit Sheldon with her sneaker. When she saw what she had done she had Sheldon on the run

@FormerlyKnownAs said:

3) Didn't consider the walking tour lame. Ordinarily, it's the kind of thing they both enjoy; and we'd enjoy watching them enjoying it. But, with Amy being peeved at Sheldon, that pretty much sucked the "feel good" part of the excursion right out of the atmosphere.

Okay then I see the point. They do enjoy the simple things like a walking tour or that time they spent in the aquarium.

@znexyish said:

Come to think of it the honeymoon was all Sheldon oriented: Lego Land, Harry Potter, Tesla. Except for the coitus there wasn't anything that called out Amy to me. Maybe next year they could go to the Little House on the Prairie museum in Kansas.

I think more than anything, Amy just likes spending time with Sheldon, so he had that part covered.

1) I would like to go to a Scandinavian country, but not for Legos. I'd go for the Fjords (assuming that a motor-powered Viking ship could take me there because no airplane is gonna).

2) Who knows? No offense to any New Yorkers, but I'd personally rather spend my vacation time in a relaxing wide-open space instead of a chaotic city.

3) When I was in high school, Tesla (the band) was at the height of their fame. Hairspray and bangs that looked like tidal waves were en vogue. The group En Vogue was also en vogue. I am sure the scientist Tesla would not be thrilled that people from my generation associate his name more with the band than with him.

4) She just wanted spontaneous coitus.

5) Why do you call that thread infamous? It was great fun! And I remember you coming back online after several of us had ransacked it with our debauchery and telling us how much it made you laugh. It was FAMOUS, not infamous. I think a "favorite threads from IMDb" thread could be fun if we had more posters here.

A question for the married posters:
Thanks to brightly-colored glossy brochures, jacuzzis shaped like hearts and my fear of airplanes, we ended up at the Poconos. The lodge is now defunct, but it had its day.

@znexyish said:

Amy and Sheldon go to LEGOLAND in California I suppose, then fly off to New York to see the Harry Potter show and then go on a Nicola Tesla street tour.

Statements and Questions

1) The only Lego Land they should have gone to is the original one in Denmark.

2) Why would they go to New York other than that's where everyone in sitcom land goes to?

3) That walking Tesla tour was lame. If only a member of the band Tesla appeared in the crowd.

4) Why would Amy agree to such a packed schedule of things to do if all she wanted was extended coitus?

5) On the old board the poster Sandman said in my infamous "Coitus" thread that coitus was pronounced Co-I-Tus, or at least that is how I remember it.

A question for the married posters.

Where did you go on your honeymoon. Did you like where Shamy went or would you recommend a better place they should have gone to.

A question for the about to be married poster.

Are you thinking about this or is it too far in advance to do so ?

We discussed the honeymoon but we haven't chosen a destination yet : ). It's close to a year from now so I have time to think on it.