Dear troublemaker Lemons

1. What part of superfood don't you understand there Lemons. Next thing you will be telling me is that Goji berries are just blueberries with an advanced degree.

2. Ewww

3. Bob Dylan can sing. What he can't do is Tuvan throat sing. https://youtu.be/t-RsB4a4ogc

4. Double Ewww

5. Now your asking for trouble What do you think of Pomme Frites, Belgian style, with mayonnaise ?

6. Its not meant to be drunk out a bottle. Sounds like you have been hitting the bottle.

@znexyish said:

Dear troublemaker Lemons

1. What part of superfood don't you understand there Lemons. Next thing you will be telling me is that Goji berries are just blueberries with an advanced degree.

2. Ewww

3. Bob Dylan can sing. What he can't do is Tuvan throat sing. https://youtu.be/t-RsB4a4ogc

4. Double Ewww

5. Now your asking for trouble What do you think of Pomme Frites, Belgian style, with mayonnaise ?

6. Its not meant to be drunk out a bottle. Sounds like you have been hitting the bottle.

1.I perceive a tad of sarcasm and therefore will assume that you agree with me on this one.

2.I will also assume that you agree with me on this one.

3.I would agree with the Tuvan throat singing statement, but disagree with your statement that he can sing. However, I'm too antsy to get to 5 and 6 to keep talking about this.

4.Obviously you agree with me on this one, too.

5.Znex, the day I put mayonnaise on fries is the day I eat a pink hamburger.

6.I don't mean to drink it, oh silly one. I meant to pour it on your salad. Store-bought ranch dressing out of a bottle tastes like you poured cheap vinegar into the herbs of Hidden Valley.

Pretend that made sense.

Lemons do I assume that you prefer ranch dressing out of a plastic pouch ? Or do you make your own at Chez Lemons ?

@znexyish said:

Lemons do I assume that you prefer ranch dressing out of a plastic pouch ? Or do you make your own at Chez Lemons ?

I will only eat homemade ranch. Either from a pouch + sour cream, or from a restaurant. Believe me, I know which restaurants in town have the best ranch. And Bleu Cheese. And well-done burgers.

Can you think of anything else you want to fight about?

@SpecialFlowers said:

I've noticed a bit of a pick-up in activity lately on this board and I think that's fantastic. We've had some cool discussions, OT and on topic, but there is one thing this board still lacks (aside from more posters), that the old board had: arguin'. So I shall make a series of opinionated statements below which I believe to be true. I then invite any of you to argue your opposing position on any of them, although you will be wrong.

1.Quinoa tastes like sweet tree bark and people only eat it because it's considered the cool thing to do.

2.You should not eat hamburgers that are still pink inside unless you like diarrhea and possibly death.

3.Bob Dylan can't sing.

4.You should not come to bed without showering. You'll make your sheets stink.

5.The best kind of French fry is the crinkly kind with no seasoning.

6.Ranch dressing out of a bottle tastes terrible.

Thank you.

1:Agree

2: I like my burgers nearly burnt

3: Diagree, he just had a unique voice.

4: Disagree. You should shower in the morning if you shower once a day. I want to feel clean leaving the house and it's easier to style your hair after a shower. People who shower twice a day must have fun paying their water bill.

5: Curly with a LOT of seasoning is the best way to eat fries.

6:Ranch tastes great, period.

@SpecialFlowers said:

I've noticed a bit of a pick-up in activity lately on this board and I think that's fantastic. We've had some cool discussions, OT and on topic, but there is one thing this board still lacks (aside from more posters), that the old board had: arguin'. So I shall make a series of opinionated statements below which I believe to be true. I then invite any of you to argue your opposing position on any of them, although you will be wrong.

1.Quinoa tastes like sweet tree bark and people only eat it because it's considered the cool thing to do.

2.You should not eat hamburgers that are still pink inside unless you like diarrhea and possibly death.

3.Bob Dylan can't sing.

4.You should not come to bed without showering. You'll make your sheets stink.

5.The best kind of French fry is the crinkly kind with no seasoning.

6.Ranch dressing out of a bottle tastes terrible.

Thank you.

1: Wife loves it, I would never and have never touched the stuff.

2: Well, you eat them well done. I don't know why anyone would eat em any other way.

3: He wasn't the best but he wasn't bad either.

4: I shower in the morning

5: I like my fries seasoned.

6: The watered down stuff you get in supermarkets is terrible. Homemade Ranch is the way to go.

Dear message board friends, I have realized 3 things in the past 24 hours:
1.I'm not very good at arguing.
2.Arguing only spices up a message board if it's REAL arguing.
3.You guys have a lot to learn about French fries. I mean really. Curly fries? Where are you even supposed to start with those things? Do you just take a big bite out of the side? Then the rest of it falls in your lap! And seasoning? Can anyone say MSG headache?? A non-seasoned (except salt) crinkle fry has:
A)a definite beginning and end with grooves in it for your teeth
B)no ability to turn your fingers orange
C)no ability to make your head achy

That is my three-pronged milk stool. Thank you. Now let's get back to talking about how our show is ending.

My last comments on this

1. MmmmSweet tree bark !
2. Pink Hamburgers and curly fries with mayo. Lemons surprise carryout delivery from me
3. Bob Dylan falls into the folk singer /singer song-writer category. None of those people can sing.
4. What if you sleep in a waterbed ? Then you can bathe while you sleep.
5. How do you feel about balsamic-vinaigrette ? Too fancy ? Or better yet Debs favorite https://copykat.com/2009/03/29/olive-garden-salad-dressing/
6. Are you saying that your teeth are groovy ? Or are you some kind of multi teethed dinosaur ?

@znexyish said:

My last comments on this

1. MmmmSweet tree bark !
2. Pink Hamburgers and curly fries with mayo. Lemons surprise carryout delivery from me
3. Bob Dylan falls into the folk singer /singer song-writer category. None of those people can sing.
4. What if you sleep in a waterbed ? Then you can bathe while you sleep.
5. How do you feel about balsamic-vinaigrette ? Too fancy ? Or better yet Debs favorite https://copykat.com/2009/03/29/olive-garden-salad-dressing/
6. Are you saying that your teeth are groovy ? Or are you some kind of multi teethed dinosaur ?

My last comments on your last comments:
4.If I slept in a waterbed, I'd be wet. If I slept on one, I'd be dry.
5.I have to be in the mood for balsamic-vinaigrette, and I rarely am. Same with Italian dressing.
6.My teeth just appreciate clearly-marked indentations in which to crunch.

Now I must go. Your surprise carryout is taking effect.

• Quinoa rocks! And not just cuz it's cool.
  

-c'mon, no pink?! why bother! Just put it on the grill and scare it a little. that's all you need. No need to turn it into a hockey puck.

• I think he can sing on a couple. In fact without his "singing" his songs lose some gravitas.

• can't argue with the next two and if it comes store bought in a bottle it's not ranch. no way.

@Rudd-12 said:

• Quinoa rocks! And not just cuz it's cool.
  

-c'mon, no pink?! why bother! Just put it on the grill and scare it a little. that's all you need. No need to turn it into a hockey puck.

• I think he can sing on a couple. In fact without his "singing" his songs lose some gravitas.

• can't argue with the next two and if it comes store bought in a bottle it's not ranch. no way.

I'm so excited to see you posting here that I'm not even going to argue with you!! Please keep coming back!! (Just don't bring any pink burgers with you!)

I bet I could change your mind with one of my avocado, ranch bacon burgers!!!!! 👅

@Rudd-12 said:

I bet I could change your mind with one of my avacado, ranch bacon burgers!!!!! 👅

That does sound delicious, and I love all of those ingredients, but I'm afraid you'd have to make mine an avocado, ranch bacon hockey-puck!

Hey Lemons how about some pink fries to go with that pink burger? http://favim.com/image/4268524/

I would be happy to make you a hockey puck if so requested. But, I would fight you to the death over which is better! 😁