Law & Order: Detectives Leonard Hofstadter and Howard Wolowitz approach a crime scene in an alley of Pasadena. M.E. Raj Koothrapoly is examining a murder victim.

Leonard: What've we got?

Raj: One Sheldon Lee Cooper. He was a physicist at Cal Tech.

Howard: Are his limbs actually tied in knots?

Raj: Yep; so's his tongue. They used a stun gun, then clipped his vocal chords and went to town on him.

Leonard: No screaming.

Howard: Nice and quiet.

A disturbance further down the alley draws their attention. Two uniformed ofiicers are struggling with a plain looking female suspect.

Amy: I DID IT! I COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!

Leonard: So much for Miranda...

Cue Law & Order Theme

Good job. Maybe someone would like to do a version of Dexter? It would be fairly similar, but even more gruesome. Like maybe, head removed and put where the sun don't shine. As he lived, so he died.

@Jetfire59 said:

Law & Order: Detectives Leonard Hofstadter and Howard Wolowitz approach a crime scene in an alley of Pasadena. M.E. Raj Koothrapoly is examining a murder victim.

Leonard: What've we got?

Raj: One Sheldon Lee Cooper. He was a physicist at Cal Tech.

Howard: Are his limbs actually tied in knots?

Raj: Yep; so's his tongue. They used a stun gun, then clipped his vocal chords and went to town on him.

Leonard: No screaming.

Howard: Nice and quiet.

A disturbance further down the alley draws their attention. Two uniformed ofiicers are struggling with a plain looking female suspect.

Amy: I DID IT! I COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!

Leonard: So much for Miranda...

Cue Law & Order Theme

You did so good, Jetfire !

I'll continue in the Fantasy genre

After a long and arduous trek through the deserts of Westeros, Sheldon , Leonard and Howard are finally granted an audience with queen Penelope.

Amy: visitors, our queen will seen you now.

(Sheldon, Leonard, Howard slowly approach in the throne room sorrounded by numerous soldiers with Spears)

Amy: You now stand in the presence of Penelope Hofstader, first of her name, queen of the Pacific coast and Nebraska, mother of pet pigs and empress of all nerds.

Penny: You may approach , my children. What troubles you?

Howard: My queen, we've traveled far to finally meet you.

Leonard: Yes your highness, we've crossed rivers, oceans, battled pirates, goblins and warriors from across the land.

Sheldon: Yeah, yeah we traveled far let's get to the point.

Penny: I appreciate your bravery and commitment. Bernadette get these men something to eat.

Bernadette: Right away, my queen.

Sheldon : Don't forget the Peanut sauce

Leonard: Shut up, Sheldon.

Howard: We've come to seek your help. Will Wheaton's army is closing in on the ring, we need help from your armies to protect it.

Penny: What a sec, you're telling me this entire war was fought over a ring?

Sheldon: Not just any ring , your Majesty a Lord of the Rings replica ring.

Penny: Ahhhh I see, definitely worth spilling the blood of innocents. And you need soldiers to increase your numbers I presume? Very well. 100 ships with men to sail them and 300 soldiers on the ground. But you all have to support my claim to the throne.

Leonard: Deal!

Continuing in the genre of children's literature, particularly based on the Sesame Street classic: "Elmo's World: FOOD!".

Sheldon (as Elmo): Sheldon wants to know why we keep skipping from scene to scene. Sheldon wonders how we traveled through space, then Sheldon's arms and legs were tied in knots, and then we were talking to a pretty queen.

Howard: I want to know why he keeps referring to himself in third person.

Raj: Sheldon, clearly we are time traveling and skipping from place to place.

Sheldon: Sheldon is thinking about things that go in Sheldon's tummy. Can you guess what Sheldon is thinking about?

Amy: High fiber cereal? Oatmeal?

Leonard: Sheldon, are you trying to tell us that you're hungry?

Sheldon: Sheldon likes to eat things that start with T! Toast (cylon) and Tea and Thai Food! But not if it's Tuesday! Can you think of other foods that Sheldon likes to eat?

Penny: Twizzlers?

Sheldon: Sheldon doesn't eat Twizzlers. Sheldon eats red vines. Have you ever drank Koolaid through a red vine?

Bernie angrily smashes the button on the time traveling machine and sets it for 1970: Year of free love, chest hair and Shasta.

I'm going action movie _Theme from mission impossible plays

Howard: so what exactly do we do here?

Bernadette: First we have to navigate the security lasers, reach the computer and shut down the system . Then remove the flash drive containing the detonation codes, un- encrypt them and send them to headquarters. Then we escape through a secret portal to shark infested waters before the system goes off.

Howard: And we do all this in 10 minutes?

Leonard: Actually we have 6 minutes since she explained it.

Sheldon: How hard could it be, Tom Cruise does this every day and still has time for Scientology.

Raj: Hurry up!

Penny: Bernadette I'll get by the lasers and shut them off so everyone else can get through!Sheldon, you and Leonard work on shutting down that computer. Amy and Bernie un-encrypt the codes and send them to HQ.

Amy: When do I get to jump out of a plane?

Leonard: The day you decide to take Sheldon with you, preferably without a parachute.

The opening paragraph of Charles Dickens "A Tale of Two Cities"

"It was the best of Sheldon, it was the worst of Sheldon, it was the age of Conan, it was the age of Ultron, it was the epoch of Windows Vista, it was the epoch of Windows 7, it was season one of Firefly, it was season one of Babylon 5, it was the spring of physics, it was the winter of geology, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Comic-Con, but then we stopped to take some photos of ourselves in our StarTrek costumes and our car was stolen — in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities and by that, I mean you Leonard, insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only. "

The others are good, that one is really good!

@znexyish said:

The opening paragraph of Charles Dickens "A Tale of Two Cities"

"It was the best of Sheldon, it was the worst of Sheldon, it was the age of Conan, it was the age of Ultron, it was the epoch of Windows Vista, it was the epoch of Windows 7, it was season one of Firefly, it was season one of Babylon 5, it was the spring of physics, it was the winter of geology, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Comic-Con, but then we stopped to take some photos of ourselves in our StarTrek costumes and our car was stolen — in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities and by that, I mean you Leonard, insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only. "

I don't believe we've met, znex. Excellent entry!

@znexyish said:

The opening paragraph of Charles Dickens "A Tale of Two Cities"

"It was the best of Sheldon, it was the worst of Sheldon, it was the age of Conan, it was the age of Ultron, it was the epoch of Windows Vista, it was the epoch of Windows 7, it was season one of Firefly, it was season one of Babylon 5, it was the spring of physics, it was the winter of geology, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Comic-Con, but then we stopped to take some photos of ourselves in our StarTrek costumes and our car was stolen — in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities and by that, I mean you Leonard, insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only. "

That definitely wins the award for the Znexiest entry!

Amy: When do I get to jump out of a plane?

Leonard: The day you decide to take Sheldon with you, preferably without a parachute.

Nice to meet you, Arctic Fox.

@Jetfire59 said:

I don't believe we've met, znex. Excellent entry!

Thank you Jetfire and nice to meet you as well.

@Jetfire59 said:

Amy: When do I get to jump out of a plane?

Leonard: The day you decide to take Sheldon with you, preferably without a parachute.

Nice to meet you, Arctic Fox.

The pleasure is mine, Jetfire.