@znexyish said:

@Lemons said:

@znexyish said:

No kidding Lemons, I was just at a semi-fancy grocery store and in the cheese area, in a box where they put little pieces of wrapped up cheese if case you wanted to try a cheese you haven't tried yet or more likely an extra leftover piece the store wants to get rid of, I found a cheese called "Hop on Top Swiss" How sexy is that MZ L ??? They even had regular size pieces. Let me say that again: "Hop on Top Swiss"

That sounds like a cross between a sexual position with a Swissman and a Dr. Seuss title. What if Dr. Seuss had written a sex book?

For your reading pleasure Ms Lemons . Real Dr. Seuss books that sound dirty but aren't

The Pocket Book of Boners - 1931

Gerald McBoing Boing - 1950

Hop on Pop - 1963

I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today! and Other Stories - 1969

There's a Wocket in My Pocket! - 1974

Oh my! It's amazing how nicknames for things form over the years and make formerly benign words into something naughty. But I just have to ask what a "pocket book of boners" was if it WASN'T naughty?!?!

And Z, how did we get onto this topic anyway? I think it was your naughty cheese!

@Knixon said:

@znexyish said:

@Lemons said:

@znexyish said:

No kidding Lemons, I was just at a semi-fancy grocery store and in the cheese area, in a box where they put little pieces of wrapped up cheese if case you wanted to try a cheese you haven't tried yet or more likely an extra leftover piece the store wants to get rid of, I found a cheese called "Hop on Top Swiss" How sexy is that MZ L ??? They even had regular size pieces. Let me say that again: "Hop on Top Swiss"

That sounds like a cross between a sexual position with a Swissman and a Dr. Seuss title. What if Dr. Seuss had written a sex book?

For your reading pleasure Ms Lemons . Real Dr. Seuss books that sound dirty but aren't

The Pocket Book of Boners - 1931

Gerald McBoing Boing - 1950

Hop on Pop - 1963

I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today! and Other Stories - 1969

There's a Wocket in My Pocket! - 1974

Thus leading to the classic line, "Is there a Wocket in your Pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

I hear the word Wocket and I can hear Kripke saying it.

@znexyish said:

@Knixon said:

@znexyish said:

@Lemons said:

@znexyish said:

No kidding Lemons, I was just at a semi-fancy grocery store and in the cheese area, in a box where they put little pieces of wrapped up cheese if case you wanted to try a cheese you haven't tried yet or more likely an extra leftover piece the store wants to get rid of, I found a cheese called "Hop on Top Swiss" How sexy is that MZ L ??? They even had regular size pieces. Let me say that again: "Hop on Top Swiss"

That sounds like a cross between a sexual position with a Swissman and a Dr. Seuss title. What if Dr. Seuss had written a sex book?

For your reading pleasure Ms Lemons . Real Dr. Seuss books that sound dirty but aren't

The Pocket Book of Boners - 1931

Gerald McBoing Boing - 1950

Hop on Pop - 1963

I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today! and Other Stories - 1969

There's a Wocket in My Pocket! - 1974

Thus leading to the classic line, "Is there a Wocket in your Pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

I hear the word Wocket and I can hear Kripke saying it.

Yes, him and Julius Caesar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGb4STRfKw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lc86JUAwwg