Discuss The Big Bang Theory

A series of questions with which I came up after this week's show. Perhaps if the questions themselves do not impress, my sentence structure in that first sentence will.

1.Icing cake flowers: Yay or Nay?

2.Leonard predicted that Sheldon and Amy's coitus would be exhausting and short. Um... if it's short, how's it gonna be exhausting?

3.Didn't they start up with food poisoning symptoms too soon? I think it takes like 6 hours or something? They should have told us what they had eaten for lunch.

4.The knock-off wonder woman on the bounce house was named "Happy strong swimsuit lady". (I think.) Name another superhero and give them a new literal name. (Feel free to use the same superhero that someone else does if you also have a good name.)

Me:
1.Absolutely nay. It's diabeetus in nature's clothing.

4.Iron Man: Cocky smart metal-suit man

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  1. Yay to the icing flowers, as long as it's quality icing - I'm one of those people who can eat frosting right from the can, but if it's cheap and artificial tasting, then ew. But I'm usually happy to get a piece with a flower on it. cake

  2. Perhaps Sheldon's ocd expectations and prep would be exhausting, while the coitus itself is short? (P.S. did anyone else believe that Sheldon and Amy had graduated to doing it more than once a year? I thought comments had been made to that effect. Maybe they meant everything but coitus? I'm confused.)

  3. I think it can hit you within an hour or so depending on the cause.

  4. Snarky pan-sexual goth(ish) man (guess)

@Gothish520 said:

  1. Yay to the icing flowers, as long as it's quality icing - I'm one of those people who can eat frosting right from the can, but if it's cheap and artificial tasting, then ew. But I'm usually happy to get a piece with a flower on it. cake

  2. Perhaps Sheldon's ocd expectations and prep would be exhausting, while the coitus itself is short? (P.S. did anyone else believe that Sheldon and Amy had graduated to doing it more than once a year? I thought comments had been made to that effect. Maybe they meant everything but coitus? I'm confused.)

  3. I think it can hit you within an hour or so depending on the cause.

  4. Snarky pan-sexual goth(ish) man (guess)

2.That's a good point about the foreplay. I'm more of a "cut to the chase" girl myself, so I can imagine that foreplay with Sheldon's requirements WOULD be exhausting. And I thought I had heard comments about them increasing the frequency of their coitus, too, although now I can't pinpoint to where and when. I'm as confused as you are, sis.

4.Hmmm... You've stumped me Lady G! I'm gonna have to leave this one to the superhero experts.

  1. Yay. Now how about those fancy edible flowers you can buy at the fancy food store?

  2. It is exhausting just to think about coitus with those two. Bernie and Howie's coitus is always short because they are short. Bazinga!

  3. Wasn't it something like congealed butter left out too long and pork fat with a dolop of dried meat ? They just don't have the strong stomachs that those pioneers must have had.

  4. The Flash - Fast Running Boy

Now a question for you Yellow Citrus Fruit Lady. Did Sheldon actually churn butter for 9 hours ?

@znexyish said:

  1. Yay. Now how about those fancy edible flowers you can buy at the fancy food store?

  2. It is exhausting just to think about coitus with those two. Bernie and Howie's coitus is always short because they are short. Bazinga!

  3. Wasn't it something like congealed butter left out too long and pork fat with a dolop of dried meat ? They just don't have the strong stomachs that those pioneers must have had.

  4. The Flash - Fast Running Boy

Now a question for you Yellow Citrus Fruit Lady. Did Sheldon actually churn butter for 9 hours ?

Z! I've been wonderin' when you'd come out on the playground and play with me. I been hangin' upside-down from this tree for hours.

1)I've been banned from the fancy food store. Something about lemons not making the cut.

New question)You know, I'm glad you asked that. I wondered that myself. Although I could see Sheldon being dedicated enough to "do it right", 9 hours seems dubious. Also, it's a little hard for me to believe that 9 hours passed between the scene where he showed L&P the butter churn to the dinner scene, although my memory is a tad fuzzy on that timeline. Are you calling shenanigans?

@Lemons said:

Are you calling shenanigans?

I am calling double shenanigans. No wait triple shenanigans if I am supposed to think Sheldon actually cooked a historically accurate meal. When has Sheldon prepared a food product besides his occasional Snoopy Sno-cone ?

Flying Man with Perfect Hair - Superman

@znexyish said:

@Lemons said:

Are you calling shenanigans?

I am calling double shenanigans. No wait triple shenanigans if I am supposed to think Sheldon actually cooked a historically accurate meal. When has Sheldon prepared a food product besides his occasional Snoopy Sno-cone ?

Flying Man with Perfect Hair - Superman

I do remember Sheldon making cylon toast. (Z, what's a cylon? Is that one of those Star Trek things? Like a third cousin to a Gorn or something?)

Bespectacled man with yellow suit: Z's former superhero avatar

Was he bespectacled? I seem to remember some facial adornment.

Yes that was a British superhero called Zenith who did have the usual black mask around his eyes only, which of course would prevent anyone from recognizing him.

A Cylon is from Battlestar Galactica. Stop being such a Muggle. How can you post here without knowing all these important things. And before you ask, a Muggle is a Harry Potter reference.

What is it with you and Gorns anyways ? I am getting tired now and have to go to sleep. Crossing my fingers that the toe tickling clown stays away.

@znexyish said:

Yes that was a British superhero called Zenith who did have the usual black mask around his eyes only, which of course would prevent anyone from recognizing him.

A Cylon is from Battlestar Galactica. Stop being such a Muggle. How can you post here without knowing all these important things. And before you ask, a Muggle is a Harry Potter reference.

What is it with you and Gorns anyways ? I am getting tired now and have to go to sleep. Crossing my fingers that the toe tickling clown stays away.

Thank you for educating me, and I know what a Muggle is! If you don't want me to be such a muggle, maybe you should teach me! It's no wonder I don't know anything but gorns! You can call it "Project Gorillemons".

It will start something like this .

Sleep well.

It's been commented on a few occasions - on the show, that is - that Sheldon is actually a great cook, he just doesn't want to do it often. And just late last season, in "The Cognition Regeneration", Sheldon made croissants that Raj described as better than sex.

@Lemons said:

Thank you for educating me, and I know what a Muggle is! If you don't want me to be such a muggle, maybe you should teach me! It's no wonder I don't know anything but gorns! You can call it "Project Gorillemons".

Would you like it better if I called you a Buggle instead of a Muggle ? https://youtu.be/yH4bF3_0MPQ

@Knixon said:

It's been commented on a few occasions - on the show, that is - that Sheldon is actually a great cook, he just doesn't want to do it often. And just late last season, in "The Cognition Regeneration", Sheldon made croissants that Raj described as better than sex.

Like so many things on the show Sheldon is a great cook until he isn't. I think he should have thought twice before attempting rancid butter or whatever made them both heaving in the bathroom sick.

@znexyish said:

@Lemons said:

Thank you for educating me, and I know what a Muggle is! If you don't want me to be such a muggle, maybe you should teach me! It's no wonder I don't know anything but gorns! You can call it "Project Gorillemons".

Would you like it better if I called you a Buggle instead of a Muggle ? https://youtu.be/yH4bF3_0MPQ

That video was perfect for TBBT! Lenny! And you can call me anything you want, Z.

Now go to bed! It's past your bedtime!

@Knixon said:

It's been commented on a few occasions - on the show, that is - that Sheldon is actually a great cook, he just doesn't want to do it often. And just late last season, in "The Cognition Regeneration", Sheldon made croissants that Raj described as better than sex.

The real question is, does he make sex that is better than croissants?

@Lemons said:

A series of questions with which I came up after this week's show. Perhaps if the questions themselves do not impress, my sentence structure in that first sentence will.

1.Icing cake flowers: Yay or Nay?

2.Leonard predicted that Sheldon and Amy's coitus would be exhausting and short. Um... if it's short, how's it gonna be exhausting?

3.Didn't they start up with food poisoning symptoms too soon? I think it takes like 6 hours or something? They should have told us what they had eaten for lunch.

4.The knock-off wonder woman on the bounce house was named "Happy strong swimsuit lady". (I think.) Name another superhero and give them a new literal name. (Feel free to use the same superhero that someone else does if you also have a good name.)

Me:
1.Absolutely nay. It's diabeetus in nature's clothing.

4.Iron Man: Cocky smart metal-suit man

1: Yay . Anything cake related, i'm in.

2: If anyone would know, it's LEONARD.

3: Food aversion will set in

4: Batman: Brooding ,depressed orphan boy Aquaman: Guy who talks to Talapia

@Lemons said:

@Knixon said:

It's been commented on a few occasions - on the show, that is - that Sheldon is actually a great cook, he just doesn't want to do it often. And just late last season, in "The Cognition Regeneration", Sheldon made croissants that Raj described as better than sex.

The real question is, does he make sex that is better than croissants?

Would you ask Amy, or Raj? grinning

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