@Lemons said:

@CalabrianQueen said: Hi, Lemons.

1: I think playful ribbing is a huge part of every close friendship, especially among men. When I hang with my guy friends they spend most of the time making fun of each other; I think it's partly social psychology, guys tend to bond through ridicule.

2: The first one.

I think that perhaps there is playful ribbing, and then there is insulting/excessive ribbing, and they are two different things. I s'pose every now and then I get in a good, loving rib with a friend, but never insulting.

Excessive ribbing? Is that when you put too much barbeque sauce?

@CalabrianQueen said:

@Lemons said:

@CalabrianQueen said: Hi, Lemons.

1: I think playful ribbing is a huge part of every close friendship, especially among men. When I hang with my guy friends they spend most of the time making fun of each other; I think it's partly social psychology, guys tend to bond through ridicule.

2: The first one.

I think that perhaps there is playful ribbing, and then there is insulting/excessive ribbing, and they are two different things. I s'pose every now and then I get in a good, loving rib with a friend, but never insulting.

Excessive ribbing? Is that when you put too much barbeque sauce?

I think that's what happens when the waitress brings you a full rack of ribs and you only ordered a half rack.

Too much barbeque sauce is excessive saucing. In my opinion you can never be too saucy.

@Knixon said:

@Lemons said:

@FormerlyKnownAs said:

-2. A cake made with salt instead of sugar is just a giant biscuit--doable.

Good point! Surprised Sheldon didn't realize it, though I think his mind was distracted in vengeance mode.

And sorry about your wrist! You're quite a proficient elbow-typer, though!

If a biscuit was made with as much salt as a cake has sugar, it wouldn't be a tasty biscuit.

Don't knock it--if you haven't tried it.

For The Record: I didn't say "tasty"--I said "doable".

I'd like a salt cake with congealed gravy on top please

Mmmmm Gravy Cake

Ed, Edd, and Eddie - Gravy Cakes

@masstrip said:

I'd like a salt cake with congealed gravy on top please

Is that fancy speak for biscuits and gravy? This thread is full of McDonald's menu items so far!

you know i don't speak fancypants.

and make sure my cake has icing on it too. store bought, not that pillsbury sadness.

@bosephus mcmassypants said:

you know i don't speak fancypants.

and make sure my cake has icing on it too. store bought, not that pillsbury sadness.

Have you noticed I'm making you Scottish in all of your name iterations?

And make up your mind. Ya want gravy or icing?

@Thweet Jethuth said:

I'd like a salt cake with congealed gravy on top please

MASSY!

[hasn't learned to speak Emoji yet]

Gothy!

@massy o'massington said:

[hasn't learned to speak Emoji yet]

Gothy!

To pull up emoji's type a colon (the symbol, not the bowel segment) and then start typing the word of what you want like "smile", "heart", "car", etc.

For example, :heart let's you pick from several choices and I picked this one .

Thanks Lemon.
Quick question for you: If you were to wake up in the middle of the night to the sight of a strange, sad clown playing ticklepiggy with your toes, what song would you want playing on the radio?

@massy said:

Thanks Lemon.
Quick question for you: If you were to wake up in the middle of the night to the sight of a strange, sad clown playing ticklepiggy with your toes, what song would you want playing on the radio?

First, LOOK how I spelled "lets" in my previous post. An apostrophe? Really?? What does that even mean?

Second, if I woke up to the sight of a strange, sad clown playing ticklepiggy with my toes, I'd want to hear that old timey spiritual, "Stop eatin' that crap before bed, you crazy fool".

And now for a game if you feel like playing. "Body parts that mean other things". Ex: Colon is both a symbol and a bowel portion. Let's play! (See, that's when you use an apostrophe.)

I'll start: Hand- Part at end of arm and thing that tells time on a clock.

I couldn't find that song and I think you were tricking me. I need a serious answer please.

A phalange is a finger or toe but can also be a dangerous thingy that falls off of an airplane causing it to plunge into the sea.

I guess you don't have that new app, iheartsongsthatdon'texist.

Hair is both something on your head and the person who inherits money from their parents if they spell it wrong.