What makes you think he hasn't had sex? Following that logic: I also haven't seen him taking a dump, which means there must be something wrong with his digestion, right?

@jupit said:

What makes you think he hasn't had sex? Following that logic: I also haven't seen him taking a dump, which means there must be something wrong with his digestion, right?

What in Christ's name made you dig up this very old post? What a bizarre man you are, P.

I agree with the OP. Karl is an alpha. He should be pounding all of them. That Enid looked liked she needs it. Hard!

@His Excellency said:

@jupit said:

What makes you think he hasn't had sex? Following that logic: I also haven't seen him taking a dump, which means there must be something wrong with his digestion, right?

What in Christ's name made you dig up this very old post? What a bizarre man you are, P.

What makes you think I'm a man?

@jupit said:

@His Excellency said:

@jupit said:

What makes you think he hasn't had sex? Following that logic: I also haven't seen him taking a dump, which means there must be something wrong with his digestion, right?

What in Christ's name made you dig up this very old post? What a bizarre man you are, P.

What makes you think I'm a man?

Quite honestly, I don't give a shit.

@Reasonable Kermode said:

@His Excellency said:

@jupit said:

@His Excellency said:

@jupit said:

What makes you think he hasn't had sex? Following that logic: I also haven't seen him taking a dump, which means there must be something wrong with his digestion, right?

What in Christ's name made you dig up this very old post? What a bizarre man you are, P.

What makes you think I'm a man?

Quite honestly, I don't give a shit.

It is obvious from the uptight, effeminate, whiny quality of their posts, that it is a woman or a tranny.

True

@His Excellency said:

Why hasn't Karl had sex yet? I understand he is "young," but in truth he is not that young. In a world with very little to do when not killing very slow zombies, people would be bored and bored people have sex. Being a teen, Karl would have RAGING HORMONES, and these hormones would surely be uncontrollable.

Uncontrollably lust-crazed Karl should be a supremely sexual being, unshackled by the restraints of TV-Y7 programming. Maggie, Einid, Laurie, and the rest will be his for the taking.

Thoughts?

Uh, isn't Laurie his MOTHER? I don't think she would be Karl's for the taking.

@censorshipsucks06 said:

@His Excellency said:

Why hasn't Karl had sex yet? I understand he is "young," but in truth he is not that young. In a world with very little to do when not killing very slow zombies, people would be bored and bored people have sex. Being a teen, Karl would have RAGING HORMONES, and these hormones would surely be uncontrollable.

Uncontrollably lust-crazed Karl should be a supremely sexual being, unshackled by the restraints of TV-Y7 programming. Maggie, Einid, Laurie, and the rest will be his for the taking.

Thoughts?

Uh, isn't Laurie his MOTHER? I don't think she would be Karl's for the taking.

and why not? Desperate times.

@His Excellency said:

@censorshipsucks06 said:

@His Excellency said:

Why hasn't Karl had sex yet? I understand he is "young," but in truth he is not that young. In a world with very little to do when not killing very slow zombies, people would be bored and bored people have sex. Being a teen, Karl would have RAGING HORMONES, and these hormones would surely be uncontrollable.

Uncontrollably lust-crazed Karl should be a supremely sexual being, unshackled by the restraints of TV-Y7 programming. Maggie, Einid, Laurie, and the rest will be his for the taking.

Thoughts?

Uh, isn't Laurie his MOTHER? I don't think she would be Karl's for the taking.

and why not? Desperate times.

Right. And didn't Oedipous lose an eye or two?

@His Excellency said:

@censorshipsucks06 said:

@His Excellency said:

Why hasn't Karl had sex yet? I understand he is "young," but in truth he is not that young. In a world with very little to do when not killing very slow zombies, people would be bored and bored people have sex. Being a teen, Karl would have RAGING HORMONES, and these hormones would surely be uncontrollable.

Uncontrollably lust-crazed Karl should be a supremely sexual being, unshackled by the restraints of TV-Y7 programming. Maggie, Einid, Laurie, and the rest will be his for the taking.

Thoughts?

Uh, isn't Laurie his MOTHER? I don't think she would be Karl's for the taking.

and why not? Desperate times.

Why not? I think Rick AND Shane may have had something to say about at the time, a pre-pubescent Carl bedding his own mother - who for most of the show was PREGNANT with Carl's sister (or at least half-sister).

Please. Just tell me you forgot who Laurie was. It's much better to admit you listed her by mistake rather than defending young Carl having sex with his pregnant mother.

@censorshipsucks06 said:

@His Excellency said:

@censorshipsucks06 said:

@His Excellency said:

Why hasn't Karl had sex yet? I understand he is "young," but in truth he is not that young. In a world with very little to do when not killing very slow zombies, people would be bored and bored people have sex. Being a teen, Karl would have RAGING HORMONES, and these hormones would surely be uncontrollable.

Uncontrollably lust-crazed Karl should be a supremely sexual being, unshackled by the restraints of TV-Y7 programming. Maggie, Einid, Laurie, and the rest will be his for the taking.

Thoughts?

Uh, isn't Laurie his MOTHER? I don't think she would be Karl's for the taking.

and why not? Desperate times.

Why not? I think Rick AND Shane may have had something to say about at the time, a pre-pubescent Carl bedding his own mother - who for most of the show was PREGNANT with Carl's sister (or at least half-sister).

Please. Just tell me you forgot who Laurie was. It's much better to admit you listed her by mistake rather than defending young Carl having sex with his pregnant mother.

I didn't forget, but it's Lori. Laura was the blonde bitch. Carl would have had sex with them both.