Serious answer only?

Imagine, if you will, that a zombie apocalypse happened and you've managed to survive thus far. Odds are, you've lost a loved one, and it was painful and sad. In getting out from wherever you were, you may have seen people you once loved, or knew, who did not make it.

In a short time, you'll have been exposed to more gruesome broken bodies, blood and organs than most all of us on this board in total have seen in all our lives to date.

You're dealing with the end of our way of life, the end of normal, whatever that was to you. You've had to make new friendships with strangers, or, at least, tenuous alliances with strangers, always one eye on them for the slightest hint they can't be trusted, so you can either break away from them or, if they are the one threat to your newly formed band of trusted people, you may have to cast them out to fend for themselves on their own, or, worse.

You're going to be scared, exhausted, hungry, probably haven't showered in what feels like forever. Depending on what you've managed for forage, you've likely not brushed your teeth or even been able to apply anti-antiperspirant - you smell, as does everyone in your band. And, as if that isn't enough, all around you is the smell of death which, alone, is enough to drive you insane (ask a war vet what it's like and see if they can even talk about it through the lump in their throat or through tears that may well up as they remember fallen brothers)...

You have very few plans beyond tomorrow, or even tonight. You don't know what's what, where to go, who's in charge...

In all of this, your concept of "beauty" is likely to change; values such as being alive and being a person and being trustworthy will gain weight, and "beauty being only skin deep" will take on new meaning since the walkers' skin will stink of rot and death, a stench that will choke and suffocate you by day and haunt you in your sleep.

And you think you'd want to engage sexual activity with a walker? Could you go to a morgue today and hop on a cadaver? Would you jump into an open casket at a funeral and have at it?

I will thank you, though, for actually posting this question. It helped me notice that I cannot recall a single scene, in the entire series, in which a walker that was once a really shapely, curvy, buxom bombshell appeared on screen and any male actor looked at her with any kind of "what if" look at all. Ever.

Further, I do not recall seeing any such walker that prompted in me the thought. It has never happened. These realizations help reinforce that the show has avoided entertaining the faintest notion, even at the furthest margin. One of the most emotional situations I do recall is Morgan not being able to kill his wife - when he looked at her through his scope, I felt his pain.

That's the enduring emotional response to the walkers. Pain. Not lust.

So, for me, the serious answer to your question is no. Hell, no.

It was tongue-in-cheek about the serious replies. Alas, yours is excellent and maybe I need to rephrase my question.

I meant in TWD universe where Maggie and Rosita don't need perfume, their hair is perfect and teeth still white. If Jenny Lawrence died and came back as a walker and she had only been dead for a few days. Would u? You haven't banged a women for a long time because the hot ones are in relationships.

Different world, different rules.

I'm sure someone out there would and my next question would be do you destroy the brain or would you let the zombie be after u raped it.

My next question was going to ask if having sex with a zombie is rape.

It's necrophilia. And nope. I don't like my pussy rotten, thank you very much.

I can't imagine any woman even thinking about this, lol. I'm hoping this doesn't cross the mind of many men either.

@domremy said:

It was tongue-in-cheek about the serious replies. Alas, yours is excellent and maybe I need to rephrase my question.

I meant in TWD universe where Maggie and Rosita don't need perfume, their hair is perfect and teeth still white. If Jenny Lawrence died and came back as a walker and she had only been dead for a few days. Would u? You haven't banged a women for a long time because the hot ones are in relationships.

Different world, different rules.

I'm sure someone out there would and my next question would be do you destroy the brain or would you let the zombie be after u raped it.

My next question was going to ask if having sex with a zombie is rape.

Okay, as long as we've made bloody sure that we're talking only hypothetically within the TWD universe (although, as observed, even within the show, they've apparently determined to never hint at it, even as they've even touched on cannibalism and other dark deeds that indeed result from the "different world, different rules" that you mentioned.)

Re: zombie rape... playing along, within the fictitious TWD universe - rape is forcing sexual activity on a non-consenting person. Consenting. Person. I think we can all agree that zombies have lost both the ability to consent in a meaningful, human way, and lost the dignity of being a person, even though, periodically, the living still dignify that a particular zombie was once a person.

Now, having said that, a child is a person who may not be capable of consent (under a certain age) or has not yet reached the legal age of consent - in these, cases, it's not their ability/authority to consent, it's their dignity as a person, that prevents them from being fair game.

As such, technically, I might not define having sex with a zombie as rape. Yet, there are plenty of sexual behaviours that are not against the law which I still choose not to engage - and sex with a zombie is definitely near if not at the top of my list.

Look I'm gonna be the first person here to be totally honest. If I came across a zombified Jennifer Lawrence, and she had only been dead a few hours... I'd ride her like a race horse. Anything more than a few hours, I'd probably pass. If you've ever smelt a dead animal the reason why is obvious. Of course, to be even more honest, some living women have the stink of death on them. You never can tell. It's like playing the lottery.

@DRDMovieMusings said:

I will thank you, though, for actually posting this question. It helped me notice that I cannot recall a single scene, in the entire series, in which a walker that was once a really shapely, curvy, buxom bombshell appeared on screen and any male actor looked at her with any kind of "what if" look at all. Ever.

You know what, that is something about TWD zombies that sets them apart from the classic Romero zombies. The TWD zombies always look ESPECIALLY disgusting, even freshly turned ones. So although the answer is a decidedly "Fuck No" to banging a zombie, even a Romero zombie, at least the Romero zombies looked sorta kinda , I don't want to say attractive but not as flat out disgusting as TWD zeds.

@Fifthfreedom said: You never can tell. It's like playing the lottery.

I can always tell. Not from far away but if I am up close and we are in the foreplay stage with clothes still on, I can tell if its gonna be fragrant.

lol

"punani" ftw!

I've gathered that I'm taking this question too seriously. But, would it be all jokes if, while we were in the TWD world, the zombie being raped was someone we once loved or knew?

If I saw Katy Perry just turn, I'd tie her to a tree, tease her with my meat (you like that?) and bang her/it senseless.

This thread is seriously messed up.

@Dark_Sithlord said:

This thread is seriously messed up.

I gave up.

Why not? I've banged worse.

@LastLion said:

Why not? I've banged worse.

So has every girl you've f*cked.