@TheShredder said:

This is supposed to be a joke thread. Like, come up with funny revenge options. Not see who has the most sadistic mind on the internet. Lol. The OP is just a repost from this thread: https://moviechat.org/movies/tt1520211/posts/58e27e812e77f20011c3a6d1

I realize that and I had no issue with your original post. It just went to a pretty dark place, pretty quickly. Not your post but some of the replies.

@Fifthfreedom said:

Sadistic is making them suffer before they die. I've never understood that myself. There's no logical way to justify torture, regardless of what they did or how evil they are. There are, however, many ways to justify murder.

Well a despotic leader would argue that torture teaches the masses they better get in fkn line or else get the same treatment. Just playing devil's advocate here.

@jonnieblack said:

HC? Are you referring to the Human Centipede films?

hehe yup!

Look, don't be too quick to jump to the conclusion that everyone would hate having their face up on Jadis's

HC is much more than that...the surgery - sharing a single d system. So horrible but yeah whatever revenge as long as it makes them wish they didn't betray Rick

@movie_nazi said:

Well a despotic leader would argue that torture teaches the masses they better get in fkn line or else get the same treatment. Just playing devil's advocate here.

Sounds a lot like a current villain in TWD. ;)

So, being a junkyard, I'm guessing there would be the possibility of gas masks, old school diving helmets, perhaps. In which case, I would propose tying them all up into a Lucille-style line-up, placing one of those apparatus over their faces, attach a hose to it, jam it up Eugene's arse and punch the air out of Eugene's gut. That'll make it a double win.

Repeat until all of them choke on their own vomit from the noxious gasses.

Can some of you guys be a little less sadistic and more funny?

Why? Can't sadistic stuff be funny too?

@larz9 said:

Why? Can't sadistic stuff be funny too?

If its humorous, sure. If it comes off as personal, then it's just creepy. Like the guy that wants to split Jadis with a car jack. That was just sick.

I doubt anyone's taking any of this personally. After all, it's just art.

Splitting her with a car jack would be an interesting way to go though. Not sure if I'd get a giggle out of it but it does take me back to the days of watching the Saw movies. "Hello Garbage Patch Emo scrag. I'd like to play a game..."

Actually, maybe I would get a giggle out of it. Again, remember, it's not real life so it's OK to laugh.

Yeah, but I'd rather laugh than cringe at someone sick humor. I like stealing their bikes, that one made me laugh.

Well, you can't expect us all to share the same sense of humour. :)

I'm with shredder. The car jack thing goes too far, IMO.

@jonnieblack said:

I'm with shredder. The car jack thing goes too far, IMO.

That's cool too.

Force them to live in nice clean Alexandria and move into their dump. All your junk is mine now! Now you must be CLEAN!! Mwahahahaha...

Also, you must learn basic phonics. No more baby talk! You will suffer my capricious malevolence forever!

I'm keeping your spiky walker too.

I love it, Grand. Put them in a classroom and force them to learn proper English. When they screw up Carol hits their hand with a ruler. If they fail the course she tells them to look at the flowers.....