Let Todd show you the cheapest way to turn your daggy fibro house into beautiful solid brick. Sigourney reveals how to get invited to lots of elaborate black-tie dinners for free. Penne's special tip on how to make your man feel confident about his performance. Forget date rape drugs, Dr Rudi shows you how to achieve the same results cheaply and without breaking the law.

Penne shows us how to make your house the coolest locan teen hangout and get a room repainted for free. Dr Rudi's sure fire way to cure your impotence and remove ugly eyesores from your neighbourhood, town or even state. Sigourney shows us how to get the perfect man who will both pick up his dirty laundry and perform foreplay to your specifications. Todd takes a visit to the fish markets to show us the wonderous culinary delight of the most overlooked type of seafood.

Penne explains how to get maximum media exposure for your small business. Sigourney demonstrates how you will never need to carry a handbag again. Dr Rudi's clandestine tip allows you to drink your favourite wine at dinner parties without having to share it. Let Todd illuminate you on how to avoid stepping in dog poo in the dark.

Penne's tip on the ultimate safe place to hide your drugs from sniffer dogs. Todd shows you how to catch up on lost sleep time during work time. Dr Rudi explores the new fashion statement for men that's both practical and stylish. Share Sigourney's pain as she explains what drastic measures need to be undertaken when you've had a bad haircut.

Sigourney outlines how to make your man believe you will grow more beautiful as you get older. Dr Rudi's fool proof approach to help gay Catholics beat the system. Sigourney and Penne discuss what they're wearing. Todd has the answer for all 4WD drivers who are concerned about accidentally running over children. Dr Rudi and Penne dive into the mailbag and offer some practical advice to a young Queenslander who's being stalked by her boyfriend.

Penne's easy tip for looking cool behind the wheel without the risking your licence. Sigourney shows how to combine a home cooked meal with a cunning plan to find out whether your date will be a demon lover or a dud. Potential to TV Telling Off Sigourney explains degustation to Penne. Dr Rudi reveals how you can use television to make your child heed every word you say. Todd's simple and effective method for removing the leaves for your gutters.

Todd shows those of you without a green thumb how to still get the thrill of growing your own food. Penne's fail safe method for carrying knives without getting hassled by the police. Sigourney demonstrates a simple way to test new make-up without risking a rash. Dr Rudi explains how to use mnemonics to overcome memory loss.

Sigourney shows you a way to ensure that your guests want to use your drink coasters. Penne's special tip on how to convey to drunken men at pubs that "no" means "piss off". Dr Rudi outlines how to tame your child's hyper-activity without using drugs. Let Todd show you how to take a leak in the middle of the night without leaving the comfort of your own bed. Penne shows you a great trick to get away with doing nothing all day at work.

Sigourney helps your children come to terms with the scary face of refugees. Dr Rudi presents parents with a practical procedure to improve your child's posture permanently. Dr Rudi combines 50's psychology with 21st century technology to increase your self esteem. Todd returns to the kitchen to show you how to prepare a deliciously different delicacy. Penne shows you the perfect place to pick up the latest in street wear without it costing you a thing.