What to talk about? I try to have sensible chit-chats around here, but we end up gossiping and/or talking nonsense. So let’s gossip and talk lewd stuff.

1. HC is moonlighting as a farmer?
2. Jessica Simpson's hubby did cheat on her.
3. Justin Bieber called his wife Jezebel.
4. Drama between two Beckam brothers over a girl.
5. Rumor that J-Lo is sexting with Drake and she wants to do a tell-all interview about Ben Affleck.
6. Rumor that Ben Affleck and Angelina Jolie are hooking up.
7. Desperate House Wives (DHW) are wetting their grandma undies over horny-looking AI-generated angels.
8. Kim-K was trying to get her freak on with a robot some days ago.
9. Clone wolves and robot horses. OMG!!!

So our obsession wants to be a farmer? Hi, love of my life. Curls and chest hair. I’m dead.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DIFEaVlog7M/?img_index=1

My replica will be an innocent farm boy. Can you imagine HC in a tight black T-shirt, denim overall and black rain boots? I can. I can imagine myself as the slutty city girl, trying to seduce him. Sparkling bra, thong, chaps, stiletto cowboy boots and cowboy hat.