@Cashmere said:

How was the oreo cake?

I didn’t make the cake. The dirty Oreos were too good. That’s a lot of cream between two cookies.

WTH happened to you? Did someone catch the plate number of the bus that hit you?

Haters are gonna hate, hate, hate. Cheekbones, a chin and legs happened to me. You don’t get those by being hit by a bus.

Ruining someone’s image and… whole life have become too easy.

Back in the day, it was too difficult. Social platforms didn’t exist or weren’t so popular. Now, it’s too easy. Things can spread like wild fire on the internet. Everybody has an opinion about everything. And negative stuff always dominates. So the dumbarses in charge need to find balance.

Back in the day, POCs, women and other minority groups didn’t have important roles in shows and films. Now these groups are being forced into shows and films. Yes, those groups were wronged in the past, but you can’t undo that by overdoing things. It wasn’t easy to get diversity and inclusion to be broadly accepted/expected. It took years to achieve, but it won’t take years for them to become unpopular again if they keep being forced.

For the brain death folks in charge, it’s a well known fact that people don’t like things to be shoved down their throats. That will piss them off. They will “rebel” and you still need them for views or to buy tickets. Since you can’t force them to do that, common sense dictates that you feed them diversity and inclusion with a teaspoon, not a soup spoon. Stop overdoing. Stop making it look like you’re ticking boxes. Stop with the race and gender bending. The bending seems to anger audiences the most. Nobody hates Miles Morales. His films are a BO hit. Make Peter Parker a non-white and see what happens.

PS If the arse aint Asian, don’t come play the lead or come save nothing in Asia!

@Sue-Yin said:

Back in the day, POCs, women and other minority groups didn’t have important roles in shows and films. Now these groups are being forced into shows and films. Yes, those groups were wronged in the past, but you can’t undo that by overdoing things. It wasn’t easy to get diversity and inclusion to be broadly accepted/expected. It took years to achieve, but it won’t take years for them to become unpopular again if they keep being forced.

For the brain death folks in charge, it’s a well known fact that people don’t like things to be shoved down their throats. That will piss them off. They will “rebel” and you still need them for views or to buy tickets. Since you can’t force them to do that, common sense dictates that you feed them diversity and inclusion with a teaspoon, not a soup spoon. Stop overdoing. Stop making it look like you’re ticking boxes. Stop with the race and gender bending. The bending seems to anger audiences the most. Nobody hates Miles Morales. His films are a BO hit. Make Peter Parker a non-white and see what happens.

You’re going to hate this.

Variety: As public criticism mounts, Feige is pulling the plug on scripts and projects that aren’t working. Case in point: the “Blade” reboot. With Mahershala Ali signed on for the eponymous role of a vampire, things looked promising for a 2023 release date. But the project has gone through at least five writers, two directors and one shutdown six weeks before production. One person familiar with the script permutations says the story at one point morphed into a narrative led by women and filled with life lessons. Blade was relegated to the fourth lead, a bizarre idea considering that the studio had two-time Oscar winner Ali on board.
Amid reports that Ali was ready to exit over script issues, Feige went back to the drawing board and hired Michael Green, the Oscar-nominated writer of “Logan,” to start anew. Speculation around town is that the studio is looking to make the film, now slated for 2025, on a budget of less than $100 million — a deviation from Marvel’s big-spending strategy.

Whoever came up with that idea and whoever thought that was a good idea should be fired.

@Cashmere said:

It started with the BS about body double. The body double’s height wasn’t right.

Some old hags and haters still believe that body double BS. lol If the person in the pic was a body double, why would she pull down her COVID mask and look at the camera?

They think NV’s almost as tall as HC.

I read somewhere that NV is 5’8”. That’s 174 cm. HC’s 6’1” or 185 cm.

They never heard of natural big breasts either.

They never heard of jokes and sarcasm either. lol

@Sue-Yin said:

It wasn’t easy to get diversity and inclusion to be broadly accepted/expected. It took years to achieve, but it won’t take years for them to become unpopular again if they keep being forced.

Unfortunately, they’re already unpopular. Geeks are hating The Marvels with a passion. In the comics, the villain is male. They made him female. Why? They keep forgetting that the majority of the comic geeks are male.

@Triksy said:

Variety: One person familiar with the script permutations says the story at one point morphed into a narrative led by women and filled with life lessons. Blade was relegated to the fourth lead, a bizarre idea considering that the studio had two-time Oscar winner Ali on board.

Damn, even I know that’s very wrong. It’s like they want a clash between men and women. The comic geeks are mostly men. You can’t do that.

@Sue-Yin said:

It wasn’t easy to get diversity and inclusion to be broadly accepted/expected. It took years to achieve, but it won’t take years for them to become unpopular again if they keep being forced.

Too late. Woke fatigue. M-She-U. Go woke, go broke. Things that aren’t woke are called woke. WTH is woke about MI7?

@Triksy said:

Variety: at one point morphed into a narrative led by women and filled with life lessons. Blade was relegated to the fourth lead,

Disney is full of closeted racists. They give you a shiny rock with one hand to blind you (yay, a movie about a black superhero), so they can stab you in the heart with the other hand (the black hero is downgraded to the fourth lead). They never did that sh*t with a film about a white superhero.

@AnnaB said:

Damn, even I know that’s very wrong. It’s like they want a clash between men and women. The comic geeks are mostly men. You can’t do that.

That might be right. It does feel like they’re forcing it bc they want these films to be boycotted.

Men always get the good roles and nobody seem to care about their age. Their films are BO successes more often than not too. So if female-led films keep flopping (bc of boycott), film makers can say that they try with women but it didn’t work. So let’s go back to male-led films that make money.

@AnnaB said:

Damn, even I know that’s very wrong. It’s like they want a clash between men and women. The comic geeks are mostly men. You can’t do that.

Clash of the genders. They want to make F4 female-centric too. We already know that Invisible Woman will be the leader. Now they will make Silver Surfer and The Thing female too.

According to a scooper, they will lower the PB by cutting the VFX budget. A low PB is a wise move, but not when the villain is Galactus. The Marvels had a $250M PB and the VFX looks cheap.

@HCFan said:

Too late. Woke fatigue. M-She-U. Go woke, go broke.

M-C-Uterus and Menstrual-C-U. Very childish.

@Triksy said:

Variety: at one point morphed into a narrative led by women and filled with life lessons. Blade was relegated to the fourth lead, a bizarre idea considering that the studio had two-time Oscar winner Ali on board.

Whoever came up with that idea and whoever thought that was a good idea should be fired.

KF seems to be pushing for more females. Disney wants to fire Brie Larson, but KF wants her to stay. Apparently, KF gave Nia DaCosta a 10-project deal. Two will be movies and the rest will be for D+. But word is that Disney fired her.

They want to make F4 female-centric too. We already know that Invisible Woman will be the leader. Now they will make Silver Surfer and The Thing female too.

Well, the latest news in geek-ville is that a female Silver Surfer won’t be a gender swap. A female Silver Surfer does exist in another universe. Her name is Juno and she’s the daughter of Hercules. In order to save her planet, she becomes Galactus’ herald. The same story as the male Silver Surfer.

Apparently, in the upcoming F4 film, the F4 is in Juno’s verse. In that universe, the F4 are the only superheros. They’re the only ones that will survive Galactus too. They can’t defeat him. So they’re rescued and brought into a universe with many superheros. I guess the universe we currently know. In this universe, Galactus have a male Silver Surfer as his herald. I think the film will have two Silver Surfers?

M-C-Uterus and Menstrual-C-U. Very childish.

I can't believe that a bunch grown hairy arse men can be that childish. WTH is this, primary school? I bet their gf’s are comic book and computer game characters.

@AnnaB said:

Unfortunately, they’re already unpopular. Geeks are hating The Marvels with a passion. In the comics, the villain is male. They made him female. Why? They keep forgetting that the majority of the comic geeks are male.

Back in the day, nobody would have cared. A female villain in a heroine film sounds logical. Also, female villains are a rare thing. But now every swap/bend, no matter how small/irrelevant/logical, is a reason to call for a boycott. This is what you get when you force something down people’s throats. They will rebel . Sometimes just for the hell of it.

@HCFan said:

Disney is full of closeted racists. They give you a shiny rock with one hand to blind you (yay, a movie about a black superhero), so they can stab you in the heart with the other hand (the black hero is downgraded to the fourth lead). They never did that sh*t with a film about a white superhero.

The women and POCs who like to kiss arses should take a good look. I’m not against diversity and inclusion. I’m against forcing those things. Don’t tell me that including three women above Blade in a film about Blade isn’t f*cking forced.

@Triksy said:

They want to make F4 female-centric too. We already know that Invisible Woman will be the leader. Now they will make Silver Surfer and The Thing female too.

Anya Taylor-Joy is supposed to be Silver Surfer. Finally, an exciting casting. The last exciting casting was Vanessa Kirby as Invisible Woman and Joseph Quinn as Human Torch. I don’t like Pedro Pascal as Mr. Fantastic. John Krasinski was a very weird choice too.

A low PB is a wise move, but not when the villain is Galactus.

You’re a closeted geek, Triks. lol

KF seems to be pushing for more females. Disney wants to fire Brie Larson, but KF wants her to stay.

Why doesn’t he give ScarJo another BlackW film? Make films about heroines. Why keep swapping the gender in male-centric films?

I bet their gf’s are comic book and computer game characters.

That wouldn’t shock me. lol

@Sue-Yin said:

Well, the latest news in geek-ville is that a female Silver Surfer won’t be a gender swap. A female Silver Surfer does exist in another universe.

Still a bad idea. Too risky.

1. superhero fatigue
2. the MCU brand is damaged
3. the F4 films were never a big BO success
4. turning male-centric films into female-centric films irks many right now

The MCU should use the most popular Silver Surfer. Give the geeks what the want.

A female Silver Surfer does exist in another universe. Her name is Juno and she’s the daughter of Hercules. I forgot pander-verse.

I think she’s his granddaughter.

I can't believe that a bunch grown hairy arse men can be that childish. WTH is this, primary school?

I forgot pander-verse.

@AnnaB said:

I don’t like Pedro Pascal as Mr. Fantastic.

I don’t remember the casting of Pedro Pascal in other projects ever being called woke. Now that he got the offer to be Mr. Fantastic, his casting is suddenly considered woke.

You’re a closeted geek, Triks. lol

I like to be in the know. If the talk isn’t about AI, it’s about Disney/MCU. Sometimes, I like to join the convo.

@Sue-Yin said:

Anyhow, In 2018, Disney fired JG because he tweeted really disgusting and seriously disturbing things. JG issued an apology [in July 2018].

JG apologized for the tweets. There’s nothing about pedo-themed parties and the many sex offenders he surrounds himself with.

Really bizarre. But I must say that James Gunn is a cool name. Is a good name for a DJ. Yeah, DJ James Gunn. Or a good name for a gunslinger. Wild Bill Hickok, Jesse James, Billy the Kid, James Gunn, Doc Holliday. It fits right in.

Anyway, I was on JG’s IG, when you think white people can’t get whiter, they do. When did his hair turn white? It does look better than brown, though. It gives him an “edge”? And he wrote about being in a band. Does anybody know what kind of music they played?? Did JG play an instrument or was he the singer?

Nobody eats in the summer. You take pics of food and eat them with your eyes. Or you take a selfie with a plate of food, eat two spoon, give the rest to the pet. That’s how you do it in the summer.

Or just lower the daily calorie intake to 1000 while continuing training on the same level in the warm months.

I'll throw my bra at a male performer if I know he’ll do something with it.

People shouldn’t throw things at a performer or on the stage. Someone threw a wheel of cheese at Pink. What a waste. A celeb must be crazy to eat things strangers give them or throw at them.

Old hags hate everything they are not. It’s easy to talk crap about other people’s look when nobody can see you.

Exactly. They probably think they look like some pretty avatar they found online.

You can call others ugly when others can see you too.

For the brain death folks in charge, it’s a well known fact that people don’t like things to be shoved down their throats. That will piss them off. They will “rebel” and you still need them for views or to buy tickets. Since you can’t force them to do that, common sense dictates that you feed them diversity and inclusion with a teaspoon, not a soup spoon. Stop overdoing. Stop making it look like you’re ticking boxes. Stop with the race and gender bending.

Exactly. These older peeps don’t seem to know anything. They’re just old, because time passes by.

@AnnaB said:

When am I supposed to wear it? When I’m 40 with 2.5 kid and a heavy butt, desperately trying to look early twenties? lol I should wear it now that I’m young and my butt is round, not wide, saggy or flat.

:rotf:

Let’s not get too crazy, Triks. lol I was there for Nightwish.

The singer of Nightwish left. I’m not really a fan. But maybe a new singer means a new sound.

It will look better without. But no undies is just nasty. Noting sexy about that.

Exactly.

Those pants are evil. It triggers weird voices in your head. lol When you put it on, it looks like you gain weight.

Many people have a piece of clothes they think looks weird on them, but others think it looks awesome. Well, I think you look perfect in the latex pants. That’s how you should look.

Blonde women think they’re hot. They do or did someone decide that blonde is the beauty standard?

Beauty standards:

1. Blonde hair
2. Blue eyes
3. Eurocentric nose
4. Full lips with cupid bow
5. Chin and cheekbones (no puffy cheeks, no O-face)
6. Between 1.72m and 1.78m tall
7. Hourglass figure (no shape, no v-shape, no iron board | |)
8. At least C-cup breasts
9. Flat, firm stomach
10. Slim, firm upper arms (no spider arms)
11. Round butt (not wide, not jelly, not saggy)
12. Two-finger gap between your legs (thighs shouldn’t touch, no Grand Canyon gap)
13. Ballerina legs (inner knees shouldn’t stick out, no chicken legs, no )(, no (), no tree trunks)
14. Good skin (no acne, no scars, no spots, no freckles, no striae, no cellulite)

Does anybody tick all the boxes? I can’t tick the most important box. My hair is black. Well, as close as black as human hair can get. I’m hideous! Somebody hold me.

Be careful with heavy metal. My bf and brothers say it’s mostly men.

It’s the 21st century, FCS. I can’t believe that girls must warn each other about things. The male race should be ashamed of themselves.

@Cashmere said:

Not just a cool name. It’s beautiful too. It doesn’t look… well… hellish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sngurdt1TzA

Beautiful show. I like Sharon. She doesn’t have any visible tattoos and piercings. Because you like metal doesn’t mean you must have tatts and piercings.

BTW, am I the only one who thinks starting with a song with Sanctus Espiritus in the chorus at a festival called HellFest is funny? I can’t believe they didn’t play Bleed Out. I like the MV they made with AI.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBilK-h3lRQ

Tix for the Bleed Out Tour went on sale like two months ago. Anybody going? Anybody going to TSwift’s Eras Tour? And there’s so much talk about JL. So I guess everybody’s going to 30STM’s Seasons Tour.

Anyway, since we’re talking about music, do you girls know the Canadian rock band Thousand Foot Krutch? Probably not. When you think about Canada, you don’t think about a cool rock band. You think Ryan Reynolds, moose and extreme cold winters. Not after you hear this band, though.

Not long ago, my cousin was playing this song called Courtesy Call. I thought it was Linkin Park. Just listen to it. The last part is awesome. That’s how you end a song. You can really headbang.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxqW1Eq0iP4

BTW, Thousand Foot Krutch identifies as a Christian rock band. Don’t ask me what’s Christian about that song. I’m not a good Catholic. Maybe one of the other Christian variants around here knows.

It bothers them that CE made it look like he was single. They feel… deceived. But they keep doing that to themselves. They concluded that no sighting of the couple means they broke up.

They’re doing it again, aren’t they? They think JL’s single. But the last piece of news was pics of him and his gf in NY, right? No new pics don’t mean they broke up.

Hot actors won’t remain single forever.

Exactly.

@HCFan said:

@Cashmere said:

Stefan Helleblad from Sweden can come serenade me with his guitar while headbanging his long hair.

Stefan can come serenade me too.

Why does Stefan get a pass? He has an ugly beard too.

I would too. I don’t want to dance and jump without bra. I don’t want gravity pulling the twins down.

Exactly.

Right now, old hags are calling CE’s wife all kinds of things. It bothers them that she’s 16 years younger than CE. So they bash him too. She’s a baby and he's an awful man. A predator. Cradle robber. Since when is a 26 yo a baby? I’m a few years younger and I don’t want anybody calling me a f*cking baby. I bet those old hags didn’t like being called a baby when they were in their twenties either. So WTF is their problem? It’s not young people’s fault that you’re no longer young. That’s nature’s fault. You don’t have to treat young people like babies to feel good or young. One day, we twentiers will be old too.

I can see the battle between young and old is still ongoing. Good! So now we’re babies.

Right now, old hags are calling CE’s wife all kinds of things.

CE waited 42 years to marry plain Jane. If she was a supermodel or a hot actress, they’d have sung a different tune. Why are men choosing these so-called starlets? Why are men choosing these stick figures? Why are men choosing these plastic dolls? Why can’t men choose a real woman with meat on her bones?

What old hags should do is start behaving their age. That’s what they should do. Obsession with male celebs is a teenage thing. Thinking these men belong to you or you can decide who they can date or think you know what’s going on in their lives is just crazy. That’s not even a teenage thing. 

Not going to happen. Old hags don’t know that life has phases. Each phase has it’s own thing. They don’t know that people change when they get older either. Case in point: They still expect NV to be a party girl. NV is 34 or 35 now and they expect her to go clubbing every weekend in skirts too short and crop tops and catsuits too tight. She did enough of that as a teen and in her twenties like most girls. Women in their mid thirties don’t party like it’s 2099.

Disney is full of closeted racists. They give you a shiny rock with one hand to blind you (yay, a movie about a black superhero), so they can stab you in the heart with the other hand (the black hero is downgraded to the fourth lead). They never did that sh*t with a film about a white superhero.

Remember this:

@Blue-Rose said:

@Triksy said:

Cosmicbook

TA-NEHISI COATES 'NERFED' SUPERMAN RUMORS INCLUDE 'PARALLELS TO RACISM'

1. Superman is heavily nerfed, being taken back to his golden age roots. He can no longer fly, but he can instead "leap tall buildings in a single bound", He also lacks heat vision, frost breath and x-ray vision. He's also described as moving at Mach 7

What’s super about him? Call him The Black Alien, not Superman. _

The white Superman (SM) has all the powers, but the black one won’t.

The MCU’s Falcon will be the new Captain American (CapA). Apparently, this black variant of CapA won’t drink the potion to turn into a super human like the white CapA.

Is it just me or is everybody else noticing the trend too? Ladies and gentleman, we have a new trend.

What good is a powerless CapA? The shield doesn’t even cover him completely. Falcon could fly. The wings were weapons and they could cover Sam Wilson completely.

@Triksy said:

Variety: permutations says the story at one point morphed into a narrative led by women and filled with life lessons. Blade was relegated to the fourth lead, a bizarre idea considering that the studio had two-time Oscar winner Ali on board.

So the title character isn’t the lead. Is this a new trend? Something similar happened with TW. Ladies and gentleman, we have a new trend.

Clash of the genders. They want to make F4 female-centric too. We already know that Invisible Woman will be the leader. Now they will make Silver Surfer and The Thing female too.

I read that Disney bought Marvel and Star Wars (StarW) to have something for guys, because it was all about princesses for females and cartoons for kids. It’s weird that they want to make both StarW and the MCU female-centric now.

@Blue-Rose said:

And he wrote about being in a band.

JG was in a band? Was that written in an IG story?

Beauty standards:

1. Blonde hair
2. Blue eyes
3. Eurocentric nose
4. Full lips with cupid bow
5. Chin and cheekbones (no puffy cheeks, no O-face)
6. Between 1.72m and 1.78m tall
7. Hourglass figure (no peer shape, no v-shape)
8. At least C-cup breasts
9. Flat, firm stomach
10. Slim, firm upper arms (no spider arms)
11. Round butt (not wide, not jelly, not saggy)
12. Two-finger gap between your legs (thighs shouldn’t touch, no Grand Canyon gap)
13. Ballerina legs (inner knees shouldn’t stick out, no chicken legs, no )(, no (), no tree trunks)

Where did you find that list?

Tix for the Bleed Out Tour went on sale like two months ago. Anybody going? Anybody going to TSwift’s Eras Tour? And there’s so much talk about JL. So I guess everybody’s going to 30STM’s Seasons Tour.

Yes, yes and yes.

When you think about Canada, you don’t think about a cool rock band. You think Ryan Reynolds, moose and extreme cold winters

The MCU’s Falcon will be the new Captain American (CapA). Apparently, this black variant of CapA won’t drink the potion to turn into a super human like the white CapA.

Apparently, the new CapA film is a mess that needs extensive reshoots.

I read that Disney bought Marvel and Star Wars (StarW) to have something for guys, because it was all about princesses for females and cartoons for kids. It’s weird that they want to make both StarW and the MCU female-centric now.

Woke madness?

@AnnaB said:

They never heard of jokes and sarcasm either. lol

They probably think you're pretending you're joking. You and Sue are really busy planning some trap for JL. Of course... JL is stupid and so... horny that he'll fall for girls in laced catsuits with no undies on the internet. He's never seen fully naked womenn before.

Anya Taylor-Joy is supposed to be Silver Surfer

I think Silver Surfer will be mostly CGI.

Why doesn’t he give ScarJo another BlackW film? Make films about heroines. Why keep swapping the gender in male-centric films?

Exactly. They're trying to make unknown characters popular. So... what's the problem?

@Sue-Yin said:

Apparently, KF gave Nia DaCosta a 10-project deal. Two will be movies and the rest will be for D+.

IMO, Nia DaCosta didn't do anything to warrant such deal.

@Blue-Rose said:

And he wrote about being in a band. Does anybody know what kind of music they played?? Did JG play an instrument or was he the singer?

JG posted a pic of him and two guys. They were very young. They looked like they started a band to get laid. JG was the better looking one. He was probably the lead singer... and guitarist.

Does anybody tick all the boxes?

I can't tick #1 and #2. My height is OK. Yay!

I can’t tick the most important box. My hair is black. Well, as close as black as human hair can get. I’m hideous!

Why post a stupid list when you can't tick all the boxes? Is The End Of The World... you're hideous, because you can't tick one miserable box. Your problem can easily be fixed with a bottle of hair bleach.

Anyway... is there a beauty standard list for men? If there isn't... somebody make one... with at least 13 boxes. I'll feel much better if men have to endure this kind of pressure too.

Tix for the Bleed Out Tour went on sale like two months ago. Anybody going? Anybody going to TSwift’s Eras Tour? And there’s so much talk about JL. So I guess everybody’s going to 30STM’s Seasons Tour.

Yeah, all three. But I'll go to Seasons three times. God knows when 30STM will tour again. I may have to wait five years for JL to remember he likes moonlighting as a musician.

Thousand Foot Krutch identifies as a Christian rock band. Don’t ask me what’s Christian about that song. I’m not a good Catholic. Maybe one of the other Christian variants around here knows.

If you want to have broad appeal, you can't make it too religious... and too obvious. I think they want you to interpret the lyrics. Those into religious stuff will know how to do that while those not into religious stuff will be oblivious to it all.

Why does Stefan get a pass? He has an ugly beard too.

Well... he plays the electric guitar. Sometimes I think JL may not recognize an electric guitar in a room full of electric guitars. So the... ugliness of his beard is more obvious.

@Blue-Rose said:

Well, I think you look perfect in the latex pants. That’s how you should look.

Thanks, but I still won't wear it again. lol

Does anybody tick all the boxes? I can’t tick the most important box.

Blonde hair is the most important box? I'd think nose and breasts.

Anyway, know that what I'm about to do, I'm doing it with a heavy heart.

Triks, you can tick all the boxes, so come stand here with me. Sue, these beauty standards are for the West and you're from the East. You can't tick #1 and #2. So you, too, can come stand here with me.

As for the rest of you ugly girls from the West, go stand in the left corner. Like Beyonce said to the left, to the left. lol

And to make this eve more childish: Triks, Sue, let's go far away from them, so their ugliness can't reach us and rub off on us.

That was mean and so uncalled-for. lol BTW, I think that black hair with blue eyes is more beautiful than blonde hair with blue eyes. The black hair makes the blue eyes pop more. It's sexy in an exciting evilissh way while blonde hair with blue eyes is sexy in a boring angelic way.

I’m hideous! Somebody hold me.

Why? So your hideousness can rub off on us?

I can’t believe they didn’t play Bleed Out. I like the MV they made with AI.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBilK-h3lRQ

Cool MV. I was shocked they didn't play Bleed Out. Is the name of their A8.

Tix for the Bleed Out Tour went on sale like two months ago. Anybody going? Anybody going to TSwift’s Eras Tour? And there’s so much talk about JL. So I guess everybody’s going to 30STM’s Seasons Tour.

So many tours next year. Eras better live up to the hype and JL better at least hold an electric guitar. lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxqW1Eq0iP4

BTW, Thousand Foot Krutch identifies as a Christian rock band. Don’t ask me what’s Christian about that song.

Cool song. Why ruin it with religious stuff? Is hey-o another word for Alleluia? Wait, is Alleluia something only Christians say? lol

@Cashmere said:

They probably think you're pretending you're joking. You and Sue are really busy planning some trap for JL.

Well, Sue is planning something. lol My job is to show up and look pretty for the pics or vid.

JG posted a pic of him and two guys. They were very young.

That pic was about being in a band? OK, time to check my English.

I may have to wait five years for JL to remember he likes moonlighting as a musician.

Sometimes I think JL may not recognize an electric guitar in a room full of electric guitars.

@Triksy said:

JG was in a band? Was that written in an IG story?

I think he was. Or maybe it was a hobby thing in his parents' garage. It's in an old post.

Where did you find that list?

There were five women, who had done lots of cosmetic surgeries, and three cosmetic surgeons on this talk show. So I made the list based on what was said. And Ann is right. Nose job and breast augmentation are both the #1 cosmetic procedures.

@Cashmere said:

JG posted a pic of him and two guys. They were very young. They looked like they started a band to get laid.

They look like virgins.

Why post a stupid list when you can't tick all the boxes?

Relax, Cash. Someone can tick all the boxes and still be ugly while someone who can't tick all the boxes can be very pretty.

Is The End Of The World... you're hideous, because you can't tick one miserable box. Your problem can easily be fixed with a bottle of hair bleach.

Are you insane?! Screw the list! I won't bleach my hair. I don't like blonde hair.

Non-Asians with black hair are rare around here. Lots of brown hair. Lots of fake blondes. The few non-Asians with black hair don't have blue eyes. So I like being a rare species, thank you very much.

Anyway... is there a beauty standard list for men? If there isn't... somebody make one... with at least 13 boxes. I'll feel much better if men have to endure this kind of pressure too.

Of course there's a beauty standard list for men. Look at the male celebs that are considered hot. We simply hear more about women, because they tend to go nuts with the cosmetic surgeries. BTW, I added #14 to the list and something to #7.

Anyway, I remember a show where the reporter asked random women on the street what kind of features would make a man attractive. Blonde hair makes women hot while dark hair makes men hot.

So I made a list based on their answers, the hot male celebs and how super heroes/fairy tales princes look like.

1. Dark hair (the darker, the better)
2. Blue eyes
3. Eurocentric nose
4. Well-defined/kind of square jaw (no puffy cheeks, no O-face, no chinless)
5. No high-pitched or boyish voice
6. Must be able to grow a full beard (5 o'clock shadow should not have hairless spaces)
7. Between 1.78m and 1.90m
8. Toned torso (a little V-shaped, no body builder)
9. Toned arms (visible biceps and triceps)
10. Flat stomach with six-pack
11. Butt should not be flat
12. Straight legs [no (), no )( ] that match the upper body [no chicken legs or tree trunks]
13. Good skin (no acne, no scars, no spots, no freckles)
14. Must at least have what's universally considered a decent p*enis
15. Must have kissable lips. Two thin lines for lips won't do it.

Stay tuned for more info about the length and girth of #14. I don't want to Google that here or on my devices. I have to go to the library in shades, cap and a hoodie to retrieve that info.

@AnnaB said:

Blonde hair is the most important box? I'd think nose and breasts.

It is to me, because I can't tick it. It annoys me.

As for the rest of you ugly girls from the West

Why? So your hideousness can rub off on us?

I think that black hair with blue eyes is more beautiful than blonde hair with blue eyes. The black hair makes the blue eyes pop more. It's sexy in an exciting evilissh way while blonde hair with blue eyes is sexy in a boring angelic way.

Of course, that combi is more beautiful. Of course, it is.

BTW, did you call my kind evil?

Cool song. Why ruin it with religious stuff?

Exactly. Leave religion out of art.

Is hey-o another word for Alleluia? Wait, is Alleluia something only Christians say? lol

Beats me.

@Cashmere said:

I think they want you to interpret the lyrics.

Thousand Foot Krutch could refer to the Tower Of Babel. The tower was built to avoid a second flood. Courtesy Call is from the album The End Is Where We Begin. The flood is the end. Then there's a new beginning.

@AnnaB said:

Triks, you can tick all the boxes, so come stand here with me. Sue, these beauty standards are for the West and you're from the East. You can't tick #1 and #2. So you, too, can come stand here with me.

As for the rest of you ugly girls from the West, go stand in the left corner. Like Beyonce said to the left, to the left. lol

@Blue-Rose said:

1. Must at least have what's universally considered a decent p*enis

Stay tuned for more info about the length and girth of #14. I don't want to Google that here or on my devices. I have to go to the library in shades, cap and a hoodie to retrieve that info.

You do that. We'll be right here to discuss your findings.

@Cashmere said:

They probably think you're pretending you're joking. You and Sue are really busy planning some trap for JL. Of course... JL is stupid and so... horny th at he'll fall for girls in laced catsuits with no undies on the internet. He's never seen fully naked womenn before. joy

For once, old hags are right. We are planning something, but it's not a trap. We are trying to figure out a way to introduce Ann to JL. BTW, no lace or laced or latex clothes. And no conservative clothes either. Just normal clothes. Not too sexy, not too conservative.

As I wrote before, JL won't marry any 40+ real woman with meat on her bones. He'll marry someone early twenties who can tick all the beauty standard boxes and literally looks like a doll fresh from the factory. The kind of girl that old hags would call "plastic". Insert blue-eyed blonde Ann. It doesn't get more plastic than her.

Actually, Triks is a very plastic-looking blue-eyed blonde too. Let me think.

Nah, Triks also looks like the kind of girl that will try to change JL into a sane, decent, honorable man. Nobody wants that.

Back to Ann. She won't scam anybody for spousal support and JL won't have room to make a million and one mistakes. Those two weirdos will get married and stay married.

I may have to wait five years for JL to remember he likes moonlighting as a musician.

I must find an excuse to use moonlighting.

@Blue-Rose said:

But I must say that James Gunn is a cool name. Is a good name for a DJ. Yeah, DJ James Gunn. Or a good name for a gunslinger. Wild Bill Hickok, Jesse James, Billy the Kid, James Gunn, Doc Holliday. It fits right in.

That's the kind of BS that JG's dumbarse would let go right to his head. He's so desperate for friends and for people to like him. OMG, a girl out there thinks my name is cool. She likes it. She really, really likes it. That will probably make him dream about unicorns and rainbows for a year.

And he wrote about being in a band. Does anybody know what kind of music they played?? Did JG play an instrument or was he the singer?

The band was probably into the pedo genre. When JG was young, he was in a dark place and angry with the world. So he decided to moonlight as a pedophile. Countless pedo tweets, pedo parties, pedo friends. Pedophile dominated his life. So, like his friend, he was probably singing about the world being a better place when five-year olds spread their legs.

Does anybody tick all the boxes? I can’t tick the most important box.

I can't tick #1 and #2 (obviously) and #8.

Tix for the Bleed Out Tour went on sale like two months ago. Anybody going? Anybody going to TSwift’s Eras Tour? And there’s so much talk about JL. So I guess everybody’s going to 30STM’s Seasons Tour.

Yep to all. I really want to see what makes the Eras Tour so special. Beyonce's Renaissance was beautiful, but it wasn't overhyped. It wasn't hyped at all, but it sold out quickly.

Probably not. When you think about Canada, you don’t think about a cool rock band. You think Ryan Reynolds, moose and extreme cold winters. Not after you hear this band, though.

I hope in that order so Ryan is before the moose.

14 Must at least have what's universally considered a decent p*enis

Stay tuned for more info about the length and girth of #14. I don't want to Google that here or on my devices. I have to go to the library in shades, cap and a hoodie to retrieve that info.

Hurry up with that info. This sounds like a funny discussion. It's boring around here.

@AnnaB said:

Triks, you can tick all the boxes, so come stand here with me. Sue, these beauty standards are for the West and you're from the East. You can't tick #1 and #2. So you, too, can come stand here with me.

As for the rest of you ugly girls from the West, go stand in the left corner. Like Beyonce said to the left, to the left. lol

That list is clearly for white folks. It could apply to other races if you delete blonde and blue eyes. Many white people don't have an Eurocentric nose. So that can stay.

So many tours next year.

After COVID, being able to go to a few concerts feel like I'm going to a lot of concerts. I have a new appreciation for being able to go wherever I want, whenever I want.