@Cashmere said:

What happened to a simple jus d'orange, since JL seems to love France so much

Perhaps because he has French ancestry? His mom has Cajun ancestry.

@HCFan said:

So I wouldn’t be surprised if they mess with the hv’s of certain IP’s. But in the end, NX is the one spending money on something that few people watch.

NX tends to waste money. It spent $460 mil for two sequels to Knives Out. Glass Onion couldn’t kick Sandra Bullock’s Bird Box from #3 on NX’s Top 10 Most Watched Films.

@AnnaB said:

Fandomwire: _Fans are speculating that Cyrus specially wrote the song for Liam Hemsworth, finding clues of their relationship in the song. What makes it more intriguing is that the song was released on Hemsworth’s birthday.

Liam dedicated Bruno Mars‘ When I Was Your Man to Miley, a while back.

I should have bought you flowers / And held your hand / Shoulda gave you all my hours / When I had the chance / Take you to every party / ‘Cause all you wanted to do was dance

With the song, he admitted he was a lousy bf.

@AnnaB said:

When I read Hailey’s name, I remembered a piece of gossip about her friend, Miley Cyrus.

Here is another piece of gossip. Liam’s new gf’s name is Gabriella Brooks and some say that she used to be a backup dancer for Miley. I can see that bugging Miley. But writing songs about Liam won’t achieve anything.

I don’t know if JL got dumped, but I just heard that his ex got engaged in October. She posted it on her IG. She’s flaunting a ring on that finger.

Engagement and marriage mean nothing to me. But good for her if that’s what she wants.

I can see that being a good reason to go globe-trotting. lol

Maybe JL should do something a little more productive than globe-trotting. Back in 2016, he played the victim and said: You know what I've learned about women? I know absolutely nothing about women.

Yeah, women are complex beings and men are simpleton weirdos. Let’s cry a river. Or here’s a better idea. JL should borrow some books about women at the library and try to educate himself about women.

Fast forward to 2023, I’m not sure there’s an angel face behind that thick beard.

JL doesn’t want hair on his body, but he wants it on his face.

Whining about JL’s beard on this board won’t make him shave. He doesn’t know you’re whining, Ann!!!

Here’s an idea. JL used to wear a shirt with VEGAN PANCAKES OR DEATH written on it. Very threatening, right? You can send him a threatening message in a similar way. Wear a very tight shirt with no bra with SHAVE OR DEATH written on it. Don’t post it on his IG. People should refrain from posting on celebs’ socials. Just post it on your IG and @ and # him. You’re very young, very pretty and very blonde with enough breasts to get a man’s attention. Who knows? JL may appreciate your effort or feel threatened and shave.

Stores are already packed with chocolate eggs. We should be preparing for Valentines Day.

Christmas stuff in stores in October. At first, I didn’t mind it. But it’s starting to get on my nerves too.

@Triksy said:

Perhaps because he has French ancestry? His mom has Cajun ancestry.

Don’t they say Frenchmen are the most romantic men in the world? Well, JL aint making his (hetero) ancestors proud. He says he knows nothing about women. I have ten bucks that says he at least knows he can have sex with them.

NX tends to waste money. It spent $460 mil for two sequels to Knives Out.

Why so much? Streaming films with recognizable names in them tend to cost $200 mil. But they tend to be action films. What makes Glass Onion so expensive? Nothing.

Glass Onion couldn’t kick Sandra Bullock’s Bird Box from #3 on NX’s Top 10 Most Watched Films.

With the song, he admitted he was a lousy bf.

Exactly. That’s the song you use when you want to admit that you are or were an awful partner. Liam didn’t have to admit anything, but he did. Miley shouldn’t have revisit that situation and write any song. Everybody can or should love themselves more/better.

Bruno Mars‘ When I Was Your Man

Same bed but it feels just a little bit bigger now
Our song on the radio but it don't sound the same
When our friends talk about you
All it does is just tear me down
'Cause my heart breaks a little
When I hear your name

It all just sounds like ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Mmm, too young, too dumb to realize

That I should've bought you flowers
And held your hand
Should've gave you all my hours
When I had the chance
Take you to every party
'Cause all you wanted to do was dance
Now my baby's dancing
But she's dancing with another man

My pride, my ego, my needs, and my selfish ways
Caused a good strong woman like you
To walk out my life
Now I never, never get to clean up the mess I made
And it haunts me every time I close my eyes

It all just sounds like ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Mmm, too young, too dumb to realize

That I should've bought you flowers
And held your hand
Should've gave you all my hours
When I had the chance
Take you to every party
'Cause all you wanted to do was dance
Now my baby's dancing
But she's dancing with another man

Although it hurts
I'll be the first to say that I was wrong
Oh, I know I'm probably much too late
To try and apologize for my mistakes
But I just want you to know

I hope he buys you flowers
I hope he holds your hand
Give you all his hours
When he has the chance
Take to every party
'Cause I remember how much you loved to dance
Do all the things I should have done
When I was your man

Do all the things I should have done
When I was your man

@HCFan said:

But in the end, NX is the one spending money on something that few people watch.

That may be the case with the TW spin-offs. I got some good and bad news about TWBO. For the week of 12/26/2022 to 01/01/2023, it was #8 on Nielsen’s Overall Chart and #5 on the Original Chart with 912 million minutes view. That’s not bad, seeing that TWBO is only 4 eps or 204 minutes. That made some people believe it is a success. But is it?

We already know it’s 28 days hv (98,000,000). IMO, that’s not enough to consider it a success. Keep in mind that it’s 4th and 5th week didn’t appear in the weekly Top 10. So we don’t know how many hv it had in those weeks. What we do know is that the #10 of the 4th week had 13,430,000 hv and the 5th week had 11,800,000.

Now, why do I think TWBO isn’t a success? Well, IMO, its hv should be a certain % of TW S02’s 484,320,000 hv, because it’s only 204 minutes while TW S02 is 454. We can’t expect it to have the same amount of hv. So, when you calculate it, its 28 days hv should be at least 217,620,000. It’s obviously not, even if you add the hv of #10 of the 4th and 5th week to TWBO’s 98,000,000.

@AnnaB said:

When I read Hailey’s name, I remembered a piece of gossip about her friend, Miley Cyrus.

Here is another piece of gossip. Liam’s new gf’s name is Gabriella Brooks and some say that she used to be a backup dancer for Miley. I can see that bugging Miley. But writing songs about Liam won’t achieve anything.

I just saw Liam’s name mentioned in an infidelity controversy. Miley fans accused Eiza Gonzalez (the female lead in upcoming TMOUW) of having been part of an infidelity towards Miley.

Music Mundial 01/18/2023: “I love you Shakira, happy to support a Latina who is breaking it! Happy you’re back making music“, was the message Eiza Gonzalez wrote.
After posting her message of support, several netizens went against Eiza pointing out that she had been in a relationship with the actor [Liam] while he was still married to Cyrus and [posting photos of a meeting of the celebrities.
Faced with the accusations, the actress did not hesitate to respond and assured that it was not true. In addition, she affirmed that she had never been part of any infidelity.

Miley didn’t accuse Liam of cheating.

US Magazine 09/18/2013: Who's that girl? That's the question everyone's asking about Mexican actress and singer Eiza Gonzalez these days. Gonzalez, 23, was thrust into the spotlight this week [Sept 2013] when she was photographed in Las Vegas with [kissing] Liam Hemsworth two days before the Hunger Games actor went public with his split from ex-fiancee Miley Cyrus.

A few years later, Miley was caught in a similar situation. Liam didn’t accuse her of cheating.

US Magazine 01/02/2023: That August [2019], news broke that the pair [Liam and Mile] had split as photos of Cyrus packing on the PDA with Kaitlynn Carter surfaced.
“Just a quick note to say that Miley and I have recently separated and I wish her nothing but health and happiness going forward,” he [Liam] said via Instagram at the time.
Cyrus denied cheating at the time.

Fans should stop jumping to conclusion and then bother celebs on their socials. It’s better to just follow and like and stay away from the socials of celebs you don’t like. Gossip and speculate all you want on the chat boards.

Just post it on your IG and @ and # him.

She should @ HC, too.

Why so much? Streaming films with recognizable names in them tend to cost $200 mil.

I don’t know. The first one was a theater film and it made $312,898,746 WW (incl. $165,364,060 domestic).

What makes Glass Onion so expensive?

The first one wasn’t expensive to make. The PB was $40 mil.

Don’t they say Frenchmen are the most romantic men in the world?

I’m not sure about that. I think they say French is the language of love. Can JL speak French?

@Cashmere said:

You mean the Mars-hawk?

Yeah, I forgot that everything must have Mars.

JLo seems… obsessed with marriage. Even her films must have it in their title. Merry Me and now Shotgun Wedding.

Don’t forget The Wedding Planner. BTW, Shotgun Wedding went straight to streaming. People made fun of JLo, because she’s supposed to be a theater A-list star. TBH, I don’t think she's an A-list actress anymore. She’s not a big draw. But I do think that things have changed. BA’s big budget ($70 mil) film, Hypnotic, can’t find distributors.

Deadline Coming into this week’s EFM, Ben Affleck action-thriller Hypnotic was barely on anyone’s radar. However, the movie was quietly one of the market’s X-factors. It’s rare, after all, for a big-budget, finished film with A-list talent and director to still be without a U.S. distributor.
But the Robert Rodriguez-directed project, which wrapped shoot back in 2021, has had one of the more curious and challenging journeys for a big-budget independent film package in recent years.

Forget about a 30STM concert this year. JL will be busy with Tron3 aka Tron: Ares this summer.

Ares is the God of war. Can the God of war be the hero? TBH, I want JL to be the antagonist.

@HCFan said:

@Cashmere said:

JB has a lot going on with his health. He had infectious mononucleosis and he had been diagnosed with Lyme disease and Ramsay Hunt syndrome type 2. On top of these, he has depression and anxiety.

Hailey got more than just blood clot too. She said she has a cist the size of an apple on her ovary. That’s big and she has gotten the ovarian cyst a few times.

I’m not sure it’s a good idea to share all your medical stuff. People don’t want to keep anything private anymore. If it’s up to Cara Delevingne, women should be able to talk about masturbating. Men talk about. So should women.

Dailymail: Model Cara Delevingne says she wants to end the 'global stigma' around discussing female masturbation: 'Men are talking about it all the time'
'When I was young, if you were a girl who masturbated, that was rough, that was gross. So girls are just masturbating in private, whereas men are talking about f*ing w*king all the time'.

Is she serious? How do we feel about this, ladies? Nothing should be private anymore? Should it be normal to talk about fellatio and cunnilingus in public? Wait, next thing you know, Cara will say there’s a stigma on using normal language for oral sex. So lemme keep it street level and say blow job and eat p*ssy.

He was probably miserable in Antarctica bc he couldn’t look like a homeless hippie in the cold.

I thought JL went to Antarctica to shoot a vid. No, he went to celebrate Luwis Hamilton and Nina Dobrev’s BD. They rented a luxury superyacht that cost $3.2 mil per week to take them and their guests to Antarctica. How awesome is that?

BTW, someone likes to manscape the Southern Hemisphere.

It looks like the Southern Hemisphere is baby smooth. I wonder if he shaves it himself or go to a waxing salon.

Maybe JL should do something a little more productive than globe-trotting.

I don’t think JL knows how to be productive anymore. He just wants to party like college guys. The good news is that he doesn’t get drunk and/or high like college guys.

Let’s cry a river.

I’ve learned a new saying. Let’s play the world’s smallest violin for JL.

Here’s an idea. JL used to wear a shirt with VEGAN PANCAKES OR DEATH written on it.

That’s a clear message. Sometimes he wears shirts with several random words – bitcoins, Trump, Jesus. I don’t know what kind of message he was trying to send with the one with names of sex positions on it. Maybe make a grandpa laugh and horrify a grandma. For shame.

You can send him a threatening message in a similar way. Wear a very tight shirt with no bra with SHAVE OR DEATH written on it.

If Ann is going to do this, she can’t do it half-arsed, HCF. The shirt should be wet. She should pour cold water on her chest to wake up the twins and make the shirt a little translucent.

You’re very young, very pretty and very blonde

Is “very blonde” like a backhanded compliment? Does it mean something bad?

Miley shouldn’t have revisit that situation and write any song.

Wrecking Ball was about her break up from Liam too. She likes to write about him.

@AnnaB said:

I saw JL up close back in 2013 and he did look like a wax figure.

How close? Was he singing on podium or somewhere else?

He had like a little scruff. His hair was long. It was, I think, his natural brown color with blonde highlights.

The LLF&D tour was very long. JL had highlights in 2013? Highlights are vertical, blonde strings of hair, right? Off the top of my head, he had something like that in 2014. The 2013 brow didn’t look like his natural color.

Maybe his Dorian Gray days are over. The secret picture of himself in the attic or basement can’t take any more sins.

I think the picture is healing. JL seems to be living a pretty “wholesome” life, as of late. No gf. So celibacy? No sinful fornication. He does party a lot, but no alcohol and drugs.

@Triksy said:

NX tends to waste money. It spent $460 mil for two sequels to Knives Out. Glass Onion couldn’t kick Sandra Bullock’s Bird Box from #3 on NX’s Top 10 Most Watched Films.

TWBO flopped, but NX will spend money on another spin-off. A spin-off about the Rats group. According to the book geeks, nobody likes that group. I smell another flop.

Now, why do I think TWBO isn’t a success? Well, IMO, its hv should be a certain % of TW S02’s 484,320,000 hv, because it’s only 204 minutes while TW S02 is 454. We can’t expect it to have the same amount of hv. So, when you calculate it, its 28 days hv should be at least 217,620,000. It’s obviously not, even if you add the hv of #10 of the 4th and 5th week to TWBO’s 98,000,000.

Are you on Earth or Mars, Triks? Here on Earth, everybody and their pets know that TWBO sucked and flopped.

I just saw Liam’s name mentioned in an infidelity controversy.

Speaking of infidelity rumors. Apparently, MGK cheated on Megan Fox. I read that she deleted all his pics from her IG. Then, after a while, she delete her whole account. One less couple faking happiness on IG on V-day.

Miley fans accused Eiza Gonzalez (the female lead in upcoming TMOUW) of having been part of an infidelity towards Miley.

People like to accuse her of being part of infidelity. Old hags accused her of being the reason Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet split.

She should @ HC, too.

@ CE and Ben Barnes too. Who else must shave?

I’m not sure about that. I think they say French is the language of love. Can JL speak French?

Maybe he can. I read somewhere that JL, his mom and brother lived in Haiti for a while. Kids can learn a new language very quickly.

@Triksy said:

Fans should stop jumping to conclusion and then bother celebs on their socials. It’s better to just follow and like and stay away from the socials of celebs you don’t like. Gossip and speculate all you want on the chat boards.

@HCFan said:

Don’t post it on his IG. People should refrain from posting on celebs’ socials.

These should be repeated, because there are two groups that think that writing BS on certain celebs’ social will change certain things. Nothing will freaking change! IMO, nothing should change. If you can’t accept that, b*tch about it on the chat boards. The only things these dumbarse fools will achieve by writing on the socials of celebs are annoy other posters and give the fandom they belong to a bad name.

@Sue-Yin said:

If it’s up to Cara Delevingne, women should be able to talk about masturbating. Men talk about. So should women.

Cara is the lead in a docu series called Planet Sex on Hulu.

IMDb: Cara Delevingne explore big questions about human sexuality, examining issues including relationships, sex appeal, and the popularity of pornography.

Wait, next thing you know, Cara will say there’s a stigma on using normal language for oral sex. So lemme keep it street level and say blow job and eat p*ssy.

She wants women to talk like men. Do men use fellatio and cunnilingus?

Sometimes he wears shirts with several random words – bitcoins, Trump, Jesus.

At least those three words may not be so random. Perhaps JL invested in bitcoins and is a supporter of Trump. Some say he’s the messiah of his cult; hence, the long hair and beard to resemble Jesus.

I don’t know what kind of message he was trying to send with the one with names of sex positions on it.

Easy. The message could be that they are his favorite positions.

Are you on Earth or Mars, Triks? Here on Earth, everybody and their pets know that TWBO sucked and flopped.

Some saw the Nielsen charts and thought it was a success.

I read somewhere that JL, his mom and brother lived in Haiti for a while.

I read JL went to Haiti to help after a Hurricane. He was an adult.

@HCFan said:

Talking about rare med. conditions, Celine Dion’s Stiff-Person Syndrome (SPS) was a shocking piece of news. I’ve never heard of that. There’s no cure for it. So no more Celine Dion concerts and LV shows.

I’ll never see Celine Dion live. Not many can sing like her.

with enough breasts to get a man’s attention

Enough breasts sounds like she has more than two breasts. I think you should say with breasts big enough.

Miley shouldn’t have revisit that situation and write any song.

Another woman who’s “obsessed”… who can’t move on. Liam already admitted he sucked.

@AnnaB said:

I can see that being a good reason to go globe-trotting. lol

Or look for dumb ways to die. I’m scared. Is that post a cry for help? Should someone call the men in white coats or JL’s mom for an intervention?

Fast forward to 2023, I’m not sure there’s an angel face behind that thick beard.

I want JL to sing every song on the first album live with electric guitar, not acoustic.

For a hot second, I thought JL shaved. Nope, it’s a repeat pic. But he sings a piece of Oblivion… acoustic, though.

@Sue-Yin said:

People made fun of JLo, because she’s supposed to be a theater A-list star.

I think that people are looking for any excuse to make fun of JLo. I mean… a lipreader? Really?

ET: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck's viral GRAMMYs moment is being decoded. During Sunday's ceremony, the couple sparked social media intrigue when they were seen having a conversation while host Trevor Noah did a bit in front of them.
It all started when Affleck whispered something in his wife's ear, and she responded by turning to face him and lightly tapping his chest as she responded to his statement.
To break down the moment, ET spoke with forensic lipreader Jeremy Freeman, who provided insight into the conversation.
"I believe when Ben Affleck whispered into... Jennifer Lopez's ear, she replied with, 'Stop. Look more friendly. Look motivated,'" Freeman told ET. "[Then] she turned away and Ben Affleck shuttered uncomfortably... and [said], 'I might.'"

Why bother try to convince anybody of anything? They were tired. Period! Too much emphasis on positive stuff (fun night, support(ive), good night, great husband…) makes the whole explanation look fake… which… it probably was.

ET: "Jen and Ben had a fun date night out at the GRAMMYs, but they have both been very busy working on several projects, and Ben was feeling tired," a source told ET after the fact. "He wanted to go and support Jen, but he wasn't his usual self."
"Jen had a great time and wanted Ben to be excited to be there, but she understood where he was coming from," the source added. "Jen knows Ben is a great husband and they still made sure to have a good night together."
The source additionally noted that Lopez "knows how supportive Ben is towards her and her work, but also gets that Ben is more of a homebody, and it isn't his thing to be out at events all the time." "She is appreciative of his support," the source concluded, "whether it's while they're out and about or just hanging at home."

Ares is the God of war. Can the God of war be the hero?

Can the antagonist be in the title? Not a clue. I’m not really a film buff.

If it’s up to Cara Delevingne, women should be able to talk about masturbating.

I’m asking myself a few questions.

1. Do I want to know that my friend masturbates OR do I want my friend to tell me that she masturbates OR do I want our girl talk to be about masturbation? No, no and no.

2. Is there a scenario in which I’d be OK with my friend telling me that she masturbates? I guess… Imagine she masturbates and something hurts and she wants to know if other women experience the same. That question sounds easy, but it’s not. It has to do with what you do… how you’re doing it… the amount of lubricant… how sensitive you are… You may explain all that and still not a get an answer. So I suggest you skip the friend part and go directly to your physician.

Wait, next thing you know, Cara will say there’s a stigma on using normal language for oral sex. So lemme keep it street level and say blow job and eat p*ssy.

Men are talking about f*ing w*king, she said. Yep, that’s street level. But dial it down a notch, Sue. Anonymity doesn’t mean all sense of decorum should go right out the window. Just 10%.

No, he went to celebrate Luwis Hamilton and Nina Dobrev’s BD.

The article I read didn’t mention Nina’s BD. And nobody made a vid of Nina and JL skiing or snowboarding? Last summer VK, plenty of pics of JL messing around in the sea with snorkels. Now… he’s just looking pretty in the snow in a cool ski outfit.

It looks like the Southern Hemisphere is baby smooth. I wonder if he shaves it himself or go to a waxing salon.

He colors his own hair which is more difficult than shaving.

I think the picture is healing. JL seems to be living a pretty “wholesome” life, as of late. No gf. So celibacy? No sinful fornication. He does party a lot, but no alcohol and drugs.

JL may not be a… monk for long. I think there might be something between him and Fan Bingbing. He posted a pic with her on his IG. Now… that doesn’t have to mean anything. But… Fan posted a pic with him with kind of a… flirty text on her IG. Pleased to meet you @jaredleto! 🖤🤍 . She could have told him that when they met, right?

Look at me trying hard to make something out of probably nothing.

Speaking of infidelity rumors. Apparently, MGK cheated on Megan Fox. I read that she deleted all his pics from her IG. Then, after a while, she delete her whole account. One less couple faking happiness on IG on V-day.

I read Meg and MGK were seen together. Gigi and Leo were also seen together… after the split rumors. Shocker! Aavril Lavigne was seen kissing Tyga at PFW. When did she and her Mod Sun call off their engagement? Things move fast in celeb world. Not criticizing.

@Triksy said:

Cara is the lead in a docu series called Planet Sex on Hulu.

Some say the show bashes men. The show is just a way for a rich brat to be raunchy.

Perhaps JL invested in bitcoins and is a supporter of Trump.

I don’t think JL supports Trump. He has pics of Biden on his IG. He seems to be a democrat. He was seen very cozy with ScarJo at the Democratic National Convention for President Obama.

Easy. The message could be that they are his favorite positions.

Really? The T I saw didn’t have any… controversial sex position on it. I mean… we’re talking JL, right? I figured… if he decides to put his favorite sex positions on a T… normal mortals won’t know how to do them without doing some serious Googling first.

HC

Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare.

@GuyRitchie
@AlanRitchson
@AlexPettyfer
@Hero_FT
@HenryGolding

Photo credit: @DanielSmithPhotography

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp0S2-soT2e/

And here comes the waterworks. HC has a beard in TMOUW.

@Cashmere said:

I don’t think JL supports Trump. He has pics of Biden on his IG.

So he supports the lesser evil?

The T I saw didn’t have any… controversial sex position on it.

How will people recognize the name of controversial sex positions on a T?

@AnnaB said:

My thoughts too. LSH said S03 will be close to the book, but that doesn’t sound possible. Too many changes, according to the book geeks.

Screen Rant: The Witcher VFX Producer Teases The Lore In Season 3 & Beyond
I feel like this is where they're separate from the video game or separate from the books is kind of allowing them to explore other storylines and other places and things like that. I think that's working well for them so far. It's different from watching a show like The Last of Us, in which the first episode is the beginning of the video game. Whereas with this, I think there's a lot of creative license to stay similar and true to certain parts and enable them to explore different parts as well.
As far as season 4 is concerned, we haven't really gotten too heavily involved just yet. But with season 3, we're in the throes of delivering the final couple of episodes on that, and it's super cool. I don't think it's anything that anyone's read or seen before in Witcher lore, so I think it's gonna be exciting.

No, it’s not working well for them so far. NX had more subs (221.8M) when TW S02 was released than when TW S01 was (167.1M), but TW S02’s 28 days ended with less (484,320,000) hv than TW S01’s (541,010,000). You don’t have to be a brain surgeon to understand what’s going on. So, why are they so stubborn?

@Sue-Yin said:

@Cashmere said:

Forget about a 30STM concert this year.

I don’t think JL knows how to be productive anymore.

Is this productive enough? Not a concert and kind of far away, though.

May 27 BBC1 Radio Big Weekend in Dundee, Scotland.

Aug 3-6 Lollapalooza in Chicago, Illinois, USA.

Lolla retweeted JL’s monckey post.

@Cashmere said:

To break down the moment, ET spoke with forensic lipreader Jeremy Freeman, who provided insight into the conversation.
"I believe when Ben Affleck whispered into... Jennifer Lopez's ear, she replied with, 'Stop. Look more friendly. Look motivated,'" Freeman told ET. "[Then] she turned away and Ben Affleck shuttered uncomfortably… and [said], 'I might.'"

The lipreader can’t read anything or BA is lying.

THR: Did you mind the “Ben Affleck having a bad time at the Grammys” meme?
No. I had a good time at the Grammys. My wife was going, and I thought, “Well, there’ll be good music. It might be fun.” At movie award shows, it’s speeches and, like, sound-mixing webinars. But I thought this would be fun. I saw [Grammy host Trevor Noah approach] and I was like, “Oh, God.” They were framing us in this shot, but I didn’t know they were rolling. I leaned into her and I was like, “As soon they start rolling, I’m going to slide away from you and leave you sitting next to Trevor.” She goes, “You better f*cking not leave.” That’s a husband-and-wife thing. I mean, some of it is, I’m like, “All right, who is this act?” Like, I don’t keep up. My wife does, obviously. And yeah, it is your wife’s work event. And I’ve gone to events and been pissed off. I’ve gone and been bored. I’ve gone to award shows and been drunk, a bunch. Nobody ever once said I’m drunk. [But at the Grammys] they were like, “He’s drunk.” And I thought, that’s interesting. That raises a whole other thing about whether or not it’s wise to acknowledge addiction because there’s a lot of compassion, but there is still a tremendous stigma, which is often quite inhibiting. I do think it disincentivizes people from making their lives better.

@Triksy said:

And here comes the waterworks. HC has a beard in TMOUW.

Cry… scream… punch a teddy bear. HC has really changed his look for TMOUW.

https://www.tiktok.com/@legendsenos/video/7215620702509010181?_r=1&_t=8b3lavEiWJB

So he supports the lesser evil?

Yeah, he’s a… leftie.

How will people recognize the name of controversial sex positions on a T?

Beats me. But what was on the T was pretty… vanilla… conventional… wholesome even. JL carries the Prince Of Darkness title. That title has… implications and… expectations. Women expect him to be some sort of… hellish sex-god or something. Publicly endorsing positions like Cowgirl doesn’t fit the title… that’s for sure.

No, it’s not working well for them so far. NX had more subs (221.8M) when TW S02 was released than when TW S01 was (167.1M), but TW S02’s 28 days ended with less (484,320,000) hv than TW S01’s (541,010,000). You don’t have to be a brain surgeon to understand what’s going on. So, why are they so stubborn?

They really believe they’re doing a good job. Oh, well… Will you sub for TW S04? I’m not sure I’ll sub for S03. Success or failure, it won’t matter to HC. So… I think I’ll watch it online. I don’t feel like giving NX or D+ my money.

May 27 BBC1 Radio Big Weekend in Dundee, Scotland.

Yay! Whitsun/Pentecos holiday… right in the middle of the finals. One… or two weeks later and the summer break would have started.

"I believe when Ben Affleck whispered into... Jennifer Lopez's ear, she replied with, 'Stop. Look more friendly. Look motivated,'" Freeman told ET. "[Then] she turned away and Ben Affleck shuttered uncomfortably… and [said], 'I might.'"

I believe the lipreader. BA’s body language showed he wasn’t having a good time. Or he looks misserable when he’s having a good time.

HC

Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare.

Gus and the Governor

UngentlemanlyWarfare
Photo credit: @DanielSmithPhotography

https://www.instagram.com/p/CqdcabEoFEN/

@Cashmere said:

Cry… scream… punch a teddy bear. HC has really changed his look for TMOUW.

HC looks good in the captain uniform. His stache is so long that he can curl the ends.

Women expect him to be some sort of… hellish sex-god or something.

Women really expect that?

Publicly endorsing positions like Cowgirl doesn’t fit the title… that’s for sure.

I’m not sure what they were promoting, but I’m sure they weren’t promoting sex positions. It was written on a bus. JL reposted it.

Will you sub for TW S04?

Perhaps. If NX drops another interesting film or series within TW’s 28-days window.

HC (Teaser vid)

Witcher Season 3 #Netflix

https://www.instagram.com/p/CreDJvhup7s/

HC (BTS vid)

That's a wrap! My days on Ungentlemanly Warfare are over. Tis a sad day. I'm going to echo the sentiments of my co-stars and sing the praises of our intrepid crew. It's rare to come across a team so driven, dedicated and committed to the storytelling. That drive and dedication is only intensified by having a leader such as Guy Ritchie. His ability to weave story and create character might be second to none, and he wields it like it were magic.

Those ingredients - skill, drive, and exceptional talent at the top, are only three of the ingredients needed for an experience that will last forever in memory. The fourth is happiness. Guy creates happiness on his set, it's a joyful place to be, full of laughter and japes and jests. The crew and cast's approach and personality is key in this. Everyone, without fail, was able to enjoy themselves while also working hard and being exceptional.

This wee pontification would not be complete without heaping praise upon my fellow actors. Alan Ritchson, the man mountain, with a heart of gold, and a wisdom and talent that can sweep you off your feet. Alex Pettyfer, the lover, the laugher, the warmth of a big smile and a jaw line that would challenge the Turkish mountains. Henry Golding Jnr, a snap quick acting reaction time, handsome beyond belief and always a man I was happy to see. And the last (but not the least) of my immediate team of misfits, Hero Fiennes Tiffin - a mega star in the making. I know a lot of you know him already, but my oh my he's going to have a magnificent career.

To the makers of The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare I shall miss you all, and gods willing - see you soon.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Crbbfc3Ihdc/

@Triksy said:

HC (Teaser vid)

Witcher Season 3 #Netflix

https://www.instagram.com/p/CreDJvhup7s/

TW may have a crappy story, but HC looks orgasmic in it. I won’t miss TW’s BS, but I’ll miss G for sure. HC’s character in W40K better be as gorgeous.

HC (BTS vid)

That's a wrap! My days on Ungentlemanly Warfare are over.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Crbbfc3Ihdc/

OMG, when I saw that vid, my jaw literally dropped. I know HC has a beard, but I didn’t pay attention to his mustache. I mean, WTH? That thing looks like it’s about to grow legs and walk away from HC’s face.

HC looks good in the captain uniform. His stache is so long that he can curl the ends.

Yes, he looks good in the uniform. He would have been orgasmic without that wool on his face. Clean-shaven HC and 5 o'clock shadow HC are what wet dreams are made of. Furball HC is what nightmares are made of.

Is this productive enough? Not a concert and kind of far away, though.

Finally. I almost gave up on him. He’s teasing a new album too. I can’t wait. BTW, did you girls see his thirst trap with the red cap in the mirror? Shirtless is how you take selfies. And did he make the trap thirstier by putting some (baby) oil on his body?

She wants women to talk like men.

I guess. So WTH is next? I think Cara won’t rest until women can grab their crotch and tell a group of pervs catcalling them to suck this. Yay, we’re savages like men.

@Cashmere said:

Or look for dumb ways to die. I’m scared. Is that post a cry for help? Should someone call the men in white coats or JL’s mom for an intervention?

Yeah, let’s call JL’s mom and tell her that her son is being a drama queen on IG. Ma’am, we wouldn’t have bothered you if he had written smart ways to die. But he wrote dumb ways to die and scared our periods away. So here we are trying to get you to orchestrate an intervention.

"I believe when Ben Affleck whispered into... Jennifer Lopez's ear, she replied with, 'Stop. Look more friendly. Look motivated,'" Freeman told ET. "[Then] she turned away and Ben Affleck shuttered uncomfortably... and [said], 'I might.'"

I won’t be shocked if one of these days I read that BA filed for divorce. He looks like he wants to live a quiet life outside the spotlight. But he chose the wrong wife. JLo loves attention. She seeks the spotlight.

1. Do I want to know that my friend masturbates OR do I want my friend to tell me that she masturbates OR do I want our girl talk to be about masturbation? No, no and no.

There’s no stigma. Certain things are just private. Sexual things are definitely in the private zone. I’ve never overheard guys talking about masturbating. I don’t think they do.

I think Cara sometimes wants to behave like guys, but she can’t because she’s in a female body. She gets frustrated and either starts bashing men or actively stars pushing to get women to behave/talk like men.

Men are talking about f*ing w*king, she said. Yep, that’s street level. But dial it down a notch, Sue. Anonymity doesn’t mean all sense of decorum should go right out the window. Just 10%.

Sorry, my vile vocabulary comes from a place of anger. I have daddy issues. He doesn’t understand me. But don’t worry. When my future employer find out, I’ll issue an apology. And when my hair turn white, I’ll get a cat and be polite while being a b*tch and looking for drama online.

Last summer VK, plenty of pics of JL messing around in the sea with snorkels.

But those vids don’t show JL doing anything worth writing home about. The beard and the long hair made him look like someone threw a yorkie in the water.

Speaking of yorkies, JL should get one. He and the yorkie can grow long hair and look like hippies.

JL may not be a… monk for long. I think there might be something between him and Fan Bingbing. He posted a pic with her on his IG. Now… that doesn’t have to mean anything. But… Fan posted a pic with him with kind of a… flirty text on her IG. Pleased to meet you @jaredleto! 🖤🤍 . She could have told him that when they met, right?

As much as I’d like to ship them, I want JL to date someone like three decades younger than him. That will give the old hags a clit and tits attack. I miss the days when you mention JL’s name new posters would jump out of the woodwork to tell you he’s a perv. Since he and the young Russian/Siberian Barbie parted ways, old hags have him in their good books. They’re trying to ship him with every 40+ woman out there. No more perv stories when you mention him. Heck, we can have whole convos about him. No more pretending we don’t know or like him. Is a world gone mad.

We need to go back to good times. It’s boring now. JL should quit the wholesome cowgirl/celibacy BS and go try his luck on the west coast of Northern Europe, with the early twenties Scandinavian/Viking Barbies. Where is Ann with that tight, wet, translucent T?

Some say the show bashes men. The show is just a way for a rich brat to be raunchy.

Cara may not be the classiest girl around. Rumor has it that she was friends with Lily-Rose Depp while she was caught on camera kissing AH while she was still married to JD. Some say that she used Lily to get to AH.

Beats me. But what was on the T was pretty… vanilla… conventional… wholesome even. JL carries the Prince Of Darkness title. That title has… implications and… expectations. Women expect him to be some sort of… hellish sex-god or something. Publicly endorsing positions like Cowgirl doesn’t fit the title… that’s for sure.

Exactly. WTH is next, missionary? Heck my grandma would be like, “how old is the guy promoting this, fifteen or eighty?” Not the kind of reaction you want from an 80+ granny.

Seriously, nobody is fan of JL because they expect sanity and serenity. That’s why God invented heavenly angels like HC, CE and such. JL is supposed to be a hell’s angel. Mayhem and insanity. He should have BDSM spelled out on a T with creepy text like “punish them with pleasure and pleasure them with pain” written on the back. My grandma would hit him with her purse and say for shame. Now that’s the kind of reaction you want from an 80+ granny.

Will you sub for TW S04?

I’ll be on vacation. Americans stay home during the summer break.

Yay! Whitsun/Pentecos holiday… right in the middle of the finals. One… or two weeks later and the summer break would have started.

Exactly. Summer break is from like mid June to mid September.

I believe the lipreader. BA’s body language showed he wasn’t having a good time. Or he looks misserable when he’s having a good time.

Lip reading and body language are such BS. I have an aunt that looks bored 24/7. But that’s how show looks, not how she feels.

Happy birth day to HC!

@Sue-Yin said:

HC’s character in W40K better be as gorgeous.

A little update about the W40K-verse on HC’s BD would be nice.

And did he make the trap thirstier by putting some (baby) oil on his body?

Or he just finished working out and was sweaty?

There’s no stigma. Certain things are just private. Sexual things are definitely in the private zone.

Women should be more open and vocal about sexual wellness. Is masturbating part of sexual wellness? Asking for a friend, because lubricant seems to be.

Dreamy In a Bottle: Christina Aguilera Announced As Co-Founder of Lube and Intimacy Products Brand

CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS tapping into her feminine side and taking charge as the new Co-Founder and Chief Brand Advisor for Playground, a sexual wellness brand offering everyday intimacy products that can be ordered from the comfort and discretion of home.

As part of her new role, Aguilera will work with the Playground team to help de-stigmatize narratives around female sexuality, while working to “champion the brand’s mission to create an open dialogue around sexual wellness.” In other words: while Aguilera had a hit song with “Dirrty,” Playground hopes to make sexual health anything but.

Playground is known for its line of personal lubricants, which are designed for and named after four unique experiences: “Love Sesh,” “After Hours,” “Mini Escape” and “Date Night.” The brand is leading the way in the growing sexual wellness category, with the first and only FDA-approved personal lubricant.

For Aguilera, who once proudly released a song about her “Woohoo,” the Playground partnership continues her goal of empowering woman to own their sexuality in a proud and confident way.

“I continue to encourage women to feel empowered while owning every aspect of themselves, and to treat sexual wellness as part of a regular self-care routine,” she says, in a release. “The category has largely been driven by a male-dominated business model, with few products designed from inception for female-specific sexual pleasure and health needs. I’m thrilled to be part of a woman-owned business, and building a brand where women can recognize Playground as a product that is speaking to them with an informed perspective.”

Playground’s founders say they hope that an A-list star like Aguilera can help woman see sexual wellness as an essential part of their everyday wellness routine.

“What’s been missing in the overall health and wellness conversation is the role of sexual health. Christina is the perfect voice to champion female sexuality,” says Co-Founder and CEO, Catherine Magee. “She has always proudly embraced her sexuality and has been unafraid to share it with her fans through her music or her own voice. As Playground’s Chief Brand Advisor and Co-Founder, Christina has the platform to empower women to fully prioritize their sexual wellness.”

https://www.rollingstone.com/product-recommendations/lifestyle/christina-aguilera-playground-lube-collection-1234705051/

Happy birth day to square-jawed Ken doll.

Share your favorite naughty pic or vid of HC.

Oh, yeah. There is where hair should be. https://ibb.co/pWP9STk

@Triksy said:

A little update about the W40K-verse on HC’s BD would be nice.

New project. No W40K news.

Or he just finished working out and was sweaty?

When you’re fit like that, oil, sweat, mud, they all will look good on you. Not sure about a life-size cat costume, though.

Is masturbating part of sexual wellness? Asking for a friend, because lubricant seems to be.

A friend, huh?

Anyhow, let’s talk sexual wellness. Let’s help de-stigmatize female masturbation, sex toys and other regular self-care routine and products. Who’s going to try Christina’s lubricant, Dakota Johnsons’ an*l plug and Demi Lovato’s vibrator. Don’t be shy, girls (and old hag lurkers). You know you want some.

Wait, who’s selling dild*s and life-size inflatable sex dolls, preferably with blue eyes, a square jaw and cleft chin. You know, like a Disney fairy tale prince. Come on, female A-listers. Money is left on the table here. There are lots of women with lots of hidden horneyness inside.