@HCFan said:

I want to feel it, obviously. Like I need to know it’s happening because otherwise why would it be happening, but at the same time, I don’t want it to be tickling my ribs. I’d rather it be average, or even on the small size of average, than piercing my walls.

@AnnaB said:

@HCFan said:

He makes being skinny look easy, tho. Whatever he’s doing to be skinny, I’ll do it.

He’s vegan. Or chea-gan, because he cheats sometimes. He won’t say no to cookies or pastry with eggs, butter and dairy.

There’s a story that at Camp Mars or Mars Island six people won a trip to JL’s house. From the six, one (a woman) won a night in bed with JL or… a night in JL’s bed. Apparently, the woman slept in JL’s bed and JL slept in a coffin. That might be part of his beauty routine and/or… stay-skinny routine.

That could explain why ScarJo would go to JL at some ungodly hour. lol Seriously, if this ever happens to me, I’ll take it as a divine sign that I must go buy some sex toys quick. I’ll write his name on the dildo or something, but I won’t go to a guy for a booty call at some ungodly hour. I just can’t act that desperate. No matter how horny I am. Must keep up appearances. lol

Keep up appearances is very important.

Scarlett Johansson revealed to Cosmopolitan in its May 2016 cover story: “Long, long ago, I had someone in my life who was forever unavailable … but, like, so attractively unavailable,”
“Rock bottom is the moment when you’re like, ‘I’ve lost myself. Why am I standing outside this bar at 1:30 in the morning texting while my friends are inside? Or taking a taxi to see him at some ungodly hour? This isn’t me.’ That is the moment you’ve gotta cut it off. Otherwise, it will keep coming back, suck your blood.”

Why tell that?

@Triksy said:

Heidi Klum?

I don’t know. That’s the only Heidi model I know, though.

@Sue-Yin said:

JL was probably acting out. It looks like he wanted to show his ex that he can have a different 25 yo model in each city.

Nobody likes a… sisipants… man-child. I’d say he should grow a pair, but his… downtown business seems to be huge already.

So… quit acting out like a spoiled brat and do something useful with his broken heart. Write some songs about it. That’s what musicians do. Also, plan a new 30STM tour. I love 30STM concerts.

When you think the Kardashians can’t get tackier, they do.

The K’s are tacky. In this case, Kim K may have more class than some other women, though. At least, she wasn’t talking about the father of her kids. Victoria Beckham put David Beckham on the list.

Besides that, we may know now why JL is obsessed with Mars too.

He is, isn’t he? There’s Camp Mars, Mars Island, Church Of Mars, Mars Merch, Mars Store, the band 30 Seconds To Mars. I hear some call JL Mars messiah, Mars prophet, Mars Jesus.

Well, JL probably sees a tripod when he stands in front of the mirror naked and concluded he’s an alien. The surface of Mars had liquid water. So yeah, an alien from Mars.

Talking about jumping to conclusions.

Leo dated six of Gigi’s model friends or models she knows.

I don’t know who the other five girls are (yet), but Leo’s recent ex (Camila) was seen out and about with Kendall and Hailey. So… Gigi definitely knows… and may even be… so-so friends with Camila.

Blue calls him hideous whenever he has a beard or mustache.

Even HC’s hideous with a beard or stache and we all know HC can do no wrong in her eyes.

Blue calls him hideous whenever he has a beard or mustache.

She’s probably finishing stuff and saving her drools for EH2 promo tour.

Every time I read something about JL’s D, it makes me think that it might have its own bedroom in JL’s mansion.

@Cashmere said:

There’s Camp Mars, Mars Island, Church Of Mars, Mars Merch, Mars Store, the band 30 Seconds To Mars. I hear some call JL Mars messiah, Mars prophet, Mars Jesus.

Is there a Mars song? Genuine question. I can’t remember.

Every time I read something about JL’s D, it makes me think that it might have its own bedroom in JL’s mansion.

HC

The second adventure is moving ever closer! Enola Holmes 2 will debut globally on November 4th! 

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@AnnaB said:

Seriously, if this ever happens to me, I’ll take it as a divine sign that I must go buy some sex toys quick.

It’s better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it. I should practice what I preach and go buy one. I need a cap, shades and a hoody to go into the sex shop in another city.

“Rock bottom is the moment when you’re like, ‘I’ve lost myself. Why am I standing outside this bar at 1:30 in the morning texting while my friends are inside? Or taking a taxi to see him at some ungodly hour? This isn’t me.’ That is the moment you’ve gotta cut it off. Otherwise, it will keep coming back, suck your blood.”

That’s sad. You’d think that she’d stay away from the heavenly attractive fallen angel. But no. Years later, she was photographed holding the devil’s hand at some presidential event.

He’s vegan. Or chea-gan, because he cheats sometimes. He won’t say no to cookies or pastry with eggs, butter and dairy.

JL eats sweet stuff?

@Sue-Yin said:

Besides that, we may know now why JL is obsessed with Mars too. Aliens have an egg head, skinny arms, are tripods etc., right? Well, JL probably sees a tripod when he stands in front of the mirror naked and concluded he’s an alien. The surface of Mars had liquid water. So yeah, an alien from Mars.

That’s as good an explanation as any.

Leo dated six of Gigi’s model friends or models she knows. What’s wrong with these girls? That’s freaking disturbing. It’s like they’re passing notes. Yeah, BDE. You’ve got to try it, girl.

Uh-huh. Hailey and Selena hugging each other was weird and funny. Hopefully, their charade will calm down the psycho fans on both sides.

Every time I read something about JL’s D, it makes me think that it might have its own bedroom in JL’s mansion.

May explain why JL isn’t interested in having a kid. His D is like a kid.

@Cashmere said:

There’s a story that at Camp Mars or Mars Island six people won a trip to JL’s house. From the six, one (a woman) won a night in bed with JL or… a night in JL’s bed. Apparently, the woman slept in JL’s bed and JL slept in a coffin. That might be part of his beauty routine and/or… stay-skinny routine.

Never a sane moment in JL’s life.

At least, she wasn’t talking about the father of her kids. Victoria Beckham put David Beckham on the list.

OMG, too much info, mom! Stop sharing, mom! You’re traumatizing me, mom!

Church Of Mars

What’s JL preaching? How to grow hair? How to keep your skin youthful? How to effortlessly stay skinny? Which black eye shadow and eyeliner are the best? OK, where do I sign up?

@Triksy said:

Is there a Mars song? Genuine question. I can’t remember.

A song should have Mars in the title, right? But no. The song Buddha For Marry is about life on Mars, tho.

@HCFan said:

What’s JL preaching? How to grow hair? How to keep your skin youthful? How to effortlessly stay skinny? Which black eye shadow and eyeliner are the best? OK, where do I sign up?

JL may be preaching about making money investing too. According to this article, he’s #2 in the Top 10 Celebrity Investor With The Most Successful Investments. His portfolio is worth $2.7B.

A song should have Mars in the title, right? But no. The song Buddha For Marry is about life on Mars, tho.

Life on Mars, huh?

A very small taste of what’s to come, my friends. The dawn of hope renewed. Thank you for your patience, it will be rewarded.

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Very nice to hear from HC that he’s back as SM. He doesn’t mention MOS2. However, this is a first step in the right direction.

HC and SM fans should keep in mind that WBD and DJ would want BA’s second weekend drop at the BO to be as low as possible. They’ll be using everything to achieve that. Keep in mind that whatever HC says can change. Things are kept vague for a reason. Never forget what happened to Batgirl. Never forget what happened to Ava DuVernay’s New Gods. Show support to HC, but keep your money for MOS2 tickets.

HC

What a wonderful few days! Thank you everyone for showing your enthusiasm for Enola 2, especially to the audience at the premiere! Some serious energy there, my friends!

Thank you, also, to the interviewers during press. I know it must be tricky to come up with the questions, and you have a duty to your audiences too, I appreciate all the work you put into it.

And last but not least, my companions here in New York, @milliebobbybrown, #HarryBradbeer, @susiewoosie12, @shazdb, @hannahfkdodd, @abbiehern_, and @serranasulingbliss. What exceptional and extraordinary company you are. Thank you so much for letting me join you in this fantastic story.

Of course, the premiere evening would not be complete without my @nviscuso. Thank you for you and everything you do.

Enola Holmes 2 will be put on Netlfix on November 4th. I hope you all enjoy!

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@HCFan said:

I need a cap, shades and a hoody to go into the sex shop in another city.

You can’t have sex toys as your digital footprint.

What’s JL preaching? How to grow hair? How to keep your skin youthful? How to effortlessly stay skinny? Which black eye shadow and eyeliner are the best? OK, where do I sign up?

I thought JL was going to tell us the release date of 30STM’s new album. Instead, he announced his… gender neutral beauty line. So far… no coffins.

@Triksy said:

Is there a Mars song? Genuine question. I can’t remember.

A song should have Mars in the title, right? But no. The song Buddha For Marry is about life on Mars, tho.

There’s another old song about living on Jupiter and the moon. I think JL was crazier back then.

@Triksy said:

According to this article, he’s #2 in the Top 10 Celebrity Investor With The Most Successful Investments. His portfolio is worth $2.7B.

Thank baby Jesus! JL is sane with his money.

A very small taste of what’s to come, my friends. The dawn of hope renewed. Thank you for your patience, it will be rewarded.

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Never forget what happened to Ava DuVernay’s New Gods. Show support to HC, but keep your money for MOS2 tickets.

Good memory. I forgot about that. You’re really on top of things, Triks. The fans can’t believe anything WB/WBD say.

HC

Some news to share from The Continent…

My journey as Geralt of Rivia has been filled with both monsters and adventures, and alas, I will be laying down my medallion and my swords for Season 4. In my stead, the fantastic Mr Liam Hemsworth will be taking up the mantle of the White Wolf. As with the greatest of literary characters, I pass the torch with reverence for the time spent embodying Geralt and enthusiasm to see Liam's take on this most fascinating and nuanced of men.

Liam, good sir, this character has such a wonderful depth to him, enjoy diving in and seeing what you can find.

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@Cashmere said:

There’s another old song about living on Jupiter and the moon. I think JL was crazier back then.

No more space songs. I think he's confined to Earth now.

Good memory. I forgot about that. You’re really on top of things, Triks. The fans can’t believe anything WB/WBD say.

The BA promo was bizarre and fascinating.

@Sue-Yin said:

Besides that, we may know now why JL is obsessed with Mars too. Aliens have an egg head, skinny arms, are tripods etc., right? Well, JL probably sees a tripod when he stands in front of the mirror naked and concluded he’s an alien. The surface of Mars had liquid water. So yeah, an alien from Mars.

If that’s what makes JL an alien, I don’t think he’ll mind being an alien.

@Cashmere said:

Why tell that?

You mean me? I thought we were having fun gossiping and be part of the BDE hype. lol If you mean ScarJo, then I don’t get why she had to tell that either. Is just embarrassing. One more girl sinking low for a guy. How does that help anybody? She knew she shouldn't do certain things, but she did them anyway.

Also, plan a new 30STM tour. I love 30STM concerts.

There’s no new album yet. Their concerts are to promote a new album.

Victoria Beckham put David Beckham on the list.

Rumor has it that the woman, who David cheated on Victoria with, claimed that David is above white male average. lol She also said that she’d tell more in court. Feel free to correct me, but something above average isn’t considered big.

He is, isn’t he? There’s Camp Mars, Mars Island, Church Of Mars, Mars Merch, Mars Store, the band 30 Seconds To Mars. I hear some call JL Mars messiah, Mars prophet, Mars Jesus.

There are Mars Eras too. The songs about other planets are from Old School Mars. That was an era before everybody’s time. JL is 50, after all. With the beard he looks 60. lol He should realize that his younger fans want him to be 30+ top. lol He can pull it off.

Even HC’s hideous with a beard or stache and we all know HC can do no wrong in her eyes.

HC seems to be growing a beard again. Why right during EH2’s promo? Why do these good looking men want to look way older? Why do they want to hide their good looks behind a beard?

You can’t have sex toys as your digital footprint.

Or Google where a sex shop is. lol

@HCFan said:

I should practice what I preach and go buy one. I need a cap, shades and a hoody to go into the sex shop in another city.

Yeah, that’s how you do it. lol Things won’t change during our generation.

@Triksy said:

HC

Some news to share from The Continent…

My journey as Geralt of Rivia has been filled with both monsters and adventures, and alas, I will be laying down my medallion and my swords for Season 4.

I’m not shocked HC left TW. S02 really pissed off the book and game geeks. HC is both. They changed too many things. They ruined Y. They killed Eskel, who the gamers like. S02 also got less hours view than S01.

BTW, I just posted a nice piece that RI wrote on the TW thread. I was before you this time.

The BA promo was bizarre and fascinating.

Bizarre doesn’t cover it. The BA promo should be used to show people how they should not promote stuff. lol

@AnnaB said:

I’m not shocked HC left TW. S02 really pissed off the book and game geeks. HC is both.

TW consumes too much time and energy to keep doing it when you’re not happy.

BTW, I just posted a nice piece that RI wrote on the TW thread. I was before you this time.

Thanks. I could take the day off yesterday.

HC

Enola is back ladies and gentlemen! Enola Holmes 2 is now streaming on Netflix.

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@Triksy said:

@AnnaB said:

I’m not shocked HC left TW. S02 really pissed off the book and game geeks. HC is both.

TW consumes too much time and energy to keep doing it when you’re not happy.

I didn’t bother watch TW S02. And judging by what the game and book geeks are saying, that was the right decision. I’m glad HC quit that show.

@Cashmere said:

I thought JL was going to tell us the release date of 30STM’s new album. Instead, he announced his… gender neutral beauty line. So far… no coffins.

Gender neutral. Saying unisex isn’t hip enough anymore.

@AnnaB said:

There are Mars Eras too. The songs about other planets are from Old School Mars.

What era are we in now, huh? Mars Hippie Era?

That was an era before everybody’s time. JL is 50, after all. With the beard he looks 60. lol He should realize that his younger fans want him to be 30+ top. lol He can pull it off.

And this is how “innocent” men get in trouble. It looks like JL doesn’t mind looking his age. So it’s time for barely legal girls to accept that he’s half a century old and stop wishing he was younger or their age. The “poor” man is surrounded by all kinds of temptations. He doesn’t need girls dangling their barely legal hineys in front of him too.

I’m just messing with you, Ann.

@Triksy said:

TW consumes too much time and energy to keep doing it when you’re not happy.

There’s a petition to keep HC and replace the writers. I think they mean to replace the showrunner, because the writers don’t stay the same. But I don’t think HC would want that. The sphere will never be the same.

Anyway, the petition’s goal was 50,000 signatures, but they changed it to 200,000. They’ll raise it again soon.

@HCFan said:

What era are we in now, huh? Mars Hippie Era?

Looks like it. lol

And this is how “innocent” men get in trouble. It looks like JL doesn’t mind looking his age. So it’s time for barely legal girls to accept that he’s half a century old and stop wishing he was younger or their age. The “poor” man is surrounded by all kinds of temptations. He doesn’t need girls dangling their barely legal hineys in front of him too.

Barely legal is 18. It’s been awhile since my age has a 2 as its first number. So don’t worry. JL’s innocence won’t be damaged. He won’t be thrown into Mars hell.

HC

They went with songs to the battle, they were young,

Straight of limb, true of eye, steady and aglow.

They were staunch to the end against odds uncounted;

They fell with their faces to the foe.

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:

Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.

At the going down of the sun and in the morning

We will remember them.

RemembranceDay
LestWeForget

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@AnnaB said:

You mean me? I thought we were having fun gossiping and be part of the BDE hype. lol

I meant ScarJo.

One more girl sinking low for a guy. How does that help anybody? She knew she shouldn't do certain things, but she did them anyway.

Exactly. That only perpetuates the popular belief that women can be manipulated etc. by men.

JL is 50, after all. With the beard he looks 60. lol

Unpopular opinion… Even with the beard, I think JL looks younger than fifty. But he should shave it. He had it long enough.

I’m not shocked HC left TW. S02 really pissed off the book and game geeks. HC is both. They changed too many things. They ruined Y. They killed Eskel, who the gamers like.

It’s hard to believe that LSH told HC about the books. HC only knew about the games. Who would have thought that he’d become a bigger fan of the books than LSH? I think LSH just needed an IP with a fan base to convince NX to let her adapt the books. She’s not a fan. I don’t think she cares about writing either. S02 had too many BS. I think she just likes the showrunner title.

@HCFan said:

@Triksy said:

@AnnaB said:

I’m not shocked HC left TW. S02 really pissed off the book and game geeks. HC is both.

TW consumes too much time and energy to keep doing it when you’re not happy.

I didn’t bother watch TW S02. And judging by what the game and book geeks are saying, that was the right decision. I’m glad HC quit that show.

HC should do other stuff. I like AC, but I loath Y. Now is LSH’s chance to make TW about the female characters.

And this is how “innocent” men get in trouble. It looks like JL doesn’t mind looking his age. So it’s time for barely legal girls to accept that he’s half a century old and stop wishing he was younger or their age. The “poor” man is surrounded by all kinds of temptations. He doesn’t need girls dangling their barely legal hineys in front of him too.

You should see the 15 and 16 yo’s with fake ID’s at 30STM concerts. I guess they need that to enter… night clubs after the concert? Or… they need that… in case they get a certain… 41 (2013) 42 (2014), 43 (2015), 46 (2018), 47 (2019) yo front man’s attention?

HC

Happy International Men's Day, gents! Thank you for all that you do for us, and for your families. How are you all doing? Worth asking ourselves that from time to time, and definitely worth asking other men too.

I figured it being International Men's Day that I should introduce you to my first brisket! Was a touch nervous going into this one, but it turned out surprisingly well!

....cooking details incoming....

Pulled the brisket (Snake River Farms) from defrosting in the fridge. Trimmed the brisket with a frustratingly dull (and small) knife, and seasoned it with a black rub called "Hardcore Carnivore, Black, Beef Seasoning." I then put it back in the fridge for 48 hours.

Smoked the brisket with a pellet smoker (Yoder ys640) using Hickory and Mesquite pellets 50/50.

Cooking started on Friday evening at 225F for a few hours, and I soon realised that it was cooking waaay too quickly, so I dropped temp down to 180 overnight. In the AM I got up and readjusted the smoker to 225F until the brisket temps hit the "stall" at 265-270F (depending on which temp probe I was reading!) I then wrapped it in butcher paper and turned the temp up to 250F on the smoker until the brisket was done at 205F (which also happened fairly quickly). Total cook time 17 hours 30mins

I let it rest in the cooler for an hour and a half wrapped in an old towel.

Then sliced and served....had to resist squeezing the brisket. I've seen enough redditors get crucified for that.....didn't want to meet my end after my first brisket! I assure you though, it was juicy as fcark!

I haven't had much brisket in my time, but Natalie (my lovely lady) is from Texas and it got her vote of approval (which I'm hoping wasn't biased!). I've got loads to learn yet, but it was pretty tasty for a first go.

I should also mention that I'm not in business with any of the companies I mentioned above! Just giving credit where it's due for good products.

Once again, Happy International Men's Day, fellas.

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@Cashmere said:

Unpopular opinion… Even with the beard, I think JL looks younger than fifty.

I like AC, but I loath Y.

S01’s orgy made me dislike her. Also, G and Chireadan almost died because of her. The writers really screwed up G and Y’s love story. I don’t understand why they're in love. It’s just sex.

You should see the 15 and 16 yo’s with fake ID’s at 30STM concerts. I guess they need that to enter… night clubs after the concert?

It’s not difficult to get one. At all events, you’ll find weirdos with flyers, e-pills and fake ID’s for sale. lol This year, laughing gas canisters everywhere. Balloons too. It’s still legal. Some people can’t have a good time sober.

Or… they need that… in case they get a certain… 41 (2013) 42 (2014), 43 (2015), 46 (2018), 47 (2019) yo front man’s attention?

Tumblr is full of fan fiction of old hags. When their favorite celeb start dating someone, those fan fictions will turn into true stories. But they should ask themselves why a 15/16 yo girl thought it was appropriate to go in the hotel room of a 41 yo man.