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FOAM party ..... Tb @henrycavill x @menshealthmag check out the magazine and definitely the Witcher on @netflix its awesome.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B9mAKNMpXfq/

Fun TB. Several pics of HC looking hot.

@Blue-Rose said:

She knows he’s thirty-six and will be thirty-seven on May 5th. He’s that age in her fantasies, imagination and dreams. And she wouldn’t want it any other way. So meddlers should stop talking about Blue Rose where she can see them doing so.

So you’re some sort of shifter? Good. Quit the creepy act. Shifters have no influence on my mind, for my mind and I have grown stronger through our devotion to one another.

@AnnaB said:

Wattsupphoto

FOAM party ..... Tb @henrycavill x @menshealthmag check out the magazine and definitely the Witcher on @netflix its awesome.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B9mAKNMpXfq/

I love that PhSh. HC should do more shoots where he shows his playful side.

@Blue-Rose said:

But what’s with the tomorrow?

Superman a.k.a. The Man of Tomorrow

@Sue-Yin said:

@AnnaB said:

Wattsupphoto

FOAM party ..... Tb @henrycavill x @menshealthmag check out the magazine and definitely the Witcher on @netflix its awesome.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B9mAKNMpXfq/

I love that PhSh. HC should do more shoots where he shows his playful side.

Or be silly like this on his IG more often.

@AnnaB said:

Shifters have no influence on my mind, for my mind and I have grown stronger through our devotion to one another.

Now your English is creeping me out.

@HCFan said:

Superman a.k.a. The Man of Tomorrow

I thought you’d say I should make the water of tomorrow taste like HC. Or the water of tomorrow will make people look like HC. I can see men buy the latter, but nobody will buy the former.

Or be silly like this on his IG more often.

@Blue-Rose said:

I thought you’d say I should make the water of tomorrow taste like HC. Or the water of tomorrow will make people look like HC. I can see men buy the latter, but nobody will buy the former.

Gwyneth Paltrow sells candles that smell like her vagina and it sold out. There is a market for everything.

@Sue-Yin said:

@Blue-Rose said:

I thought you’d say I should make the water of tomorrow taste like HC. Or the water of tomorrow will make people look like HC. I can see men buy the latter, but nobody will buy the former.

Gwyneth Paltrow sells candles that smell like her vagina and it sold out. There is a market for everything.

Everybody thinks the candle smells like GP’s business. But I don’t think that’s what it means. The candle has a sticker that says “this smells like my vagina” on it. If you see it in someone’s house and you don’t know that GP made it, you will think it smells like the vagina of the woman who owns the house. So the candle smells like the vagina of the woman who owns it.

Rare

Oh Great, Now There’s a ‘Penis Scented’ Candle Too

Days after Gwyneth Paltrow and her online store Goop announced they were releasing a genitalia themed candle, “This Smells Like my Vagina,” a penis one sprung online.

Canadian ad agency, Taxi, just unveiled the “This Smells Like My Penis” candle this week, and is nearly identical to the $75 Goop one. But, as expected, it is priced at $100, which is more than what Paltrow is selling it for. The back of the candle reads, “The candle costs 25 percent more than its vagina-smelling equivalent because even though it’s illegal in Canada to pay women less than men, the gender pay gap smells as strong as ever.”

So, does this mean that a penis smells 25 percent better than vaginas, thus you know, justifying that extra percent? Who knows, I doubt it. But, Allegra Weisenfeld, a Taxi agency copywriter, stated “The Smells Like My Penis candle is no different from the Smells Like My Vagina candle, except for no apparent reason it’s worth 25 percent more. With the candle, we want to hammer home the point that [Canadian] women are still paid 75 cents on the dollar for the same work.”

Unfortunately for us, the Canadian company did not reveal exactly what the penis scented candle smells like and has yet to release the ingredients. But, it is identical to the Goop candle, which is said to smell like citrusy bergamot, geranium, and cedar.

https://rare.us/rare-humor/this-smells-like-my-penis-candle/

What should a penis scented candle smell like? What’s a good scent for that candle?

@HCFan said:

@Sue-Yin said:

Gwyneth Paltrow sells candles that smell like her vagina and it sold out. There is a market for everything.

Everybody thinks the candle smells like GP’s business. But I don’t think that’s what it means. The candle has a sticker that says “this smells like my vagina” on it. If you see it in someone’s house and you don’t know that GP made it, you will think it smells like the vagina of the woman who owns the house. So the candle smells like the vagina of the woman who owns it.

That makes more sense. It's weird to want the scent of another woman's bunny in your house.

@Blue-Rose said:

Sorry, my Breaking Bad plan is more exciting.

Build a lab and start cooking meth, huh? Could be worse. You could build a… I don’t know… neutron bomb and hold the UK hostage until HC marries you.

@Sue-Yin said:

“The Smells Like My Penis candle is no different from the Smells Like My Vagina candle, except for no apparent reason it’s worth 25 percent more. With the candle, we want to hammer home the point that [Canadian] women are still paid 75 cents on the dollar for the same work.”

They are doing exactly what they want to stop. I know they are doing it consciously to make a point, but I don’t like it. Is like fighting evil by doing evil. You can sell the penis version for $75 too and write that despite the obvious difference they serve the same purpose and should be valued the same… or something.

Penis is not the same as vagina. But the candle’s purpose is to fill the room with sweet scent and to give off light. A male and female manager are different. But gender shouldn’t matter. They are supposed to manage.

@Sue-Yin said:

What should a penis scented candle smell like? What’s a good scent for that candle?

I like Shea butter scented soap. Just sayin'.

@Sue-Yin said:

Days after Gwyneth Paltrow and her online store Goop announced they were releasing a genitalia themed candle, “This Smells Like my Vagina,” a penis one sprung online.

This is hilarious. How many men bought the vagina scented candle and think about GP while it burns?

What should a penis scented candle smell like? What’s a good scent for that candle?

Well, it could smell like an exotic fruit? What about a banana scent? Maybe some mint for freshness.

@Cashmere said:

Build a lab and start cooking meth, huh?

Are you insane? I will build my own lab in my parents basement and create a whole new drug. I’ll replace XTC with a new party drug called Blue Rose, a little pill shaped like a flat rose the blue of my eyes.

Unless… destiny intervene. Maybe HC will marry me and save me from an exciting life as a drug baroness. I’ll help him create water of tomorrow, today and maybe even water of yesterday. We will live a boring life in a beautiful mansion on the straight and narrow.

@HCFan said:

I like Shea butter scented soap. Just sayin'.

Too sweet and feminine for the manliest body part.

@Blue-Rose said:

This is hilarious. How many men bought the vagina scented candle and think about GP while it burns?

Are men really that stupid?

Well, it could smell like an exotic fruit? What about a banana scent?

A penis scented candle that smells like bananas.

Isn’t that a little on the nose? Let’s shape it as a banana too and make it too on the nose?

HC is in isolation and hopefully healthy. And he baked a… heavy-looking bread. Starve, he shall not.

HC

Isolation loaf (HCW – one more pic HC stories)

https://www.instagram.com/p/B991iuOhl0x/

@Sue-Yin said:

What should a penis scented candle smell like? What’s a good scent for that candle?

The men around me like to drink beer. The women around me don’t drink beer. Maybe beer is considered a manly drink. So a beer scent? lol

@Cashmere said:

HC is in isolation and hopefully healthy. And he baked a… heavy-looking bread. Starve, he shall not.

HC

Isolation loaf (HCW – one more pic HC stories)

https://www.instagram.com/p/B991iuOhl0x/

I hope he shows us more of his cooking skills.

NX

From “...fck” to “FCK”⁣

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-NpqI5pWUM/

Which G are you today?

@Cashmere said:

NX

From “...fck” to “FCK”⁣

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-NpqI5pWUM/

Which G are you today?

Most of the time 5 and 7 and sometimes 6 and 8. lol