Freshmen’s balls ain’t what they used to be are they?

Students eh! There’s that phrase, young dumb and full of cum - well that could just about sum this lad up. Bunking off from Uni for the afternoon for a meet-up with his student room-mate’s Dad is not what his parents thought they were payin for when they shelled out their savings to pay for his education! But getting a degree in physical education ain’t that easy is it?