集 23
My Partner Is Using Me for… Love?
It sounds like you’re in a healthy, functional relationship.
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Why Scary Movies Aren’t Actually Scary
Does the knife really have to be a metaphor?
展开When Your Favorite Restaurant Makes You Sick
Maybe I’m just suddenly allergic to everything?
展开Which CH Castmember Are You?
Raise your hands if you only like movies starring puppets
展开It’s Hard Being Married to the Sea
She’s salty and unpredictable, but she can cause the perfect storm. Not to mention the crabs.
展开The Baby of the Friend Group
She’s technically 30, but she has the practical life skills of a toddler.
展开Your Friend Who Thinks Going to the Gym Fixes Everything
Attempting cardio isn’t going to outweigh the drugs you’ve done.
展开You Don’t Remember These Disney Channel Original Movies!?
You can’t get through life if you haven’t seen the 2001 classic “The Luck of the Irish”.
展开The Guy Who “Doesn’t Know” Mainstream Music
You’re not better than anyone just because you bought tickets to see the opener.
展开No, I Don’t Deserve Nice Things
Perfume is just gassy soap! I don’t *need* to enjoy things without explicit practical value!
展开When You’re Too Good at CPR
Don’t be a dummy!
展开You’re Getting an Office Paypig!
Sharing findom duties is a lot of responsibility.
展开Free-to-Play Friendship
The best things in life are free, which is why Tao’s friendship is not.
展开The Site That Commits Treason & Tells You What Your Parents Are Doing
Sure, it’s undermined the fabric of our democracy AND destroyed us, but otherwise it’s a good way to kill some time.
展开You’re My Least Helpful Friend
Katie’s there for you, if you confide in her immediately.
展开America’s Next Food Obsession: Potatoes
Bacon, pizza, tacos…POTATOES.
展开How Did You Get on Raya?!
Not to be insulting, but HOW DID YOU GET ON THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DATING APP?!
展开Stop Recommending Things!
We are discontent with the amount of content out there.
展开Complimenting Someone to Trick Them into Doing Work
You’re just SO good at doing manual labor that I would otherwise have to do, ya know?
展开I Just Got 100k New Followers!
My newest fan, r710hgmz2811, just LOVES posting about Bitcoin!
展开Allegations Are Making It Impossible to Watch Anything
NOT YOU TOO, BOB BALABAN!
展开All Scars Are Badass
Visible scars are always cool, except when they’re not.
展开When Your Friend’s Weekend Plans All Sound Terrible
Put me down as a “Maybe”.
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