2021 (2021)
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Episodes 21
The First Guy To Ever Go Camping
Let's sleep where the bears live.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Open A Zoo
I arrested a penguin.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Open A School
I'm gonna lecture your kids.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Wear Contact Lenses
The lenses go where?
PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Break An Arm
It bends that way now it decided.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Open A Hotel
Sleep in my bed.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Reach A Million Subscribers
Big thanks to everyone who has watched my videos and pressed the button so far! ❤
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Play Duck, Duck, Goose
In Minnesota they're going to call this game Duck Duck Gray Duck, I decided.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Climb A Mountain
Maybe I won't die.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Go To Prison
Why can't I leave?
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Order Food Delivery
Bring me the food. Now.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Sell Insurance
Something awful could happen.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Feel An Earthquake
Whoa whoa whoa whoa hey everything's vibrating now.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Be A Sports Mascot
I could dress up like an animal.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Hire An Assassin
You see that guy over there standing there all stupid and ugly and dumb and stupid.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Shoplift
I'm taking this.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Graduate
Now what?
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Be A Motivational Speaker
Don't. Ever. Sleep.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Solve A Crime
Okay wait. Who did this?
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Order Drive-Thru
I'm not getting out.
Read MoreThe First Guy To Ever Build A Snowman
Looks like a real person.
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