Enjoy a tasty meal of Whole Foods hypocrites, open heart surgery, and Burger King romance courtesy of cook-turned-comedian: Andrew Rose.

Employee of the month, Rob Ward, goes over his impressive resume, highlighting near death rent-a-center experiences, "yo momma" joke training, and armed robbery conversations.

Justan Spaid has some great ideas, namely, the perfect political platform, the solution for New Orleans and the weaponization of goat milk.

Comedian Carl Faulkenberry covers hand dryer revelations, picky-eaters, and optometrist mishaps.

In "Toddler", Todd Thomas flexes his physical comedy chops to break down bullying in the 80s, working out in your 40s, and surviving Jamaican weddings in general.

Mixing crowd work, polished material, and accents, Rob O'Reilly creates a comedy show like no other, featuring Middle Earth tattoos and puppy potty training.

In his second special, Jeff Shaw, the original "manly girly man", tells of his time in the army, transition from liberal to conservative, and total disinterest in Tinder.

The man with the world's worst nick-name, Louis Smith, breaks down broke-living, leg-shaving, and who is the best salesman of all time.

The hilarious Lenny Schmidt jokes about strict daughters, food storage roulette, and gorilla marital advice.

Was life better a hundred years ago? Carmen Ciricillo has the answer, backed by bread benefits, tooth fairy fraud, and HGTV bombshells.

Join Chad Zumock for an unforgettable comedy tour through Cleveland, the Tampa Walmart, Kmart and more.

David Studebaker earns the title "Oracle of Dry Bar" by discerning audience occupations, commoditizing parasites, and rebooting Reading Rainbow.

North-Carolinian Comedian, Michelle Miller-McNair, dishes on white girl mating calls, spandex horror stories, and Krispy Kreme confessions.

Steve Moris conducts a memorable musical-comedy extravaganza, complete with chicken crowds, Fitbit hacks, and harrowing stories of cruise ship showers.

Literally raised by a Karen and now residing in the land of too many libraries, Andrew Sleighter talks elitist doctors, boat-level friendliness, and a week of Walmart sponsorship.

Mary Upchurch spills the tea on her love life, from flirting with cops to single dads and ex-dogs.

The child of two engineers, Randy Lubas is a knowledgeable as he is hilarious. Randy explains how father's get bad gifts, the disturbing nature of bedtime traditions, and the contents of every junk drawer.

Seasoned comic Mark Matusof talks mastering the European look, Canadian cuisine, and postal stool samples.

What happens when a mushroom farmer is also a comedian? Well... football legends, Karen obliteration, and the greatest fishing story ever told, to start.

Michael Harrison arrives from the Great White North to weigh in on: USA vs. Canada, ties vs. pajamas, and bullies vs. honor roll.

Mike James puts his life and marriage on display, highlighting half-way home improvement, hearing loss, and high heels hearsay.

Comedian Louis Johnson cruises by the DB to joke about HGTV, teenager throw downs, and gospel music trauma.

King of physical comedy, Bryan Kellen, demonstrates the downfalls of flip flops, blind dates, and getting too close to your spotter.

E.L. Smith is a comic named Elbert, who was raised in Florida, sees Cheetos as a red flag, and is here to make you laugh.

Dive into a rich history of pan handle trauma, six flags employees, and dog rescue, courtesy of the inimitable Jennifer O'Brien.

From the famous Farley family, Kevin shares his experiences with peripheral fame, traumatic buffets, asphalt marketing, and a shirtless quarantine.

Brendan Eyre's new special is an instant Dry Bar classic.

David Kaye educates about gout, mashed potato enjoyment, and the spanks-wearing path to Nirvana.

Say aloha to Augie T as he remembers a life in Hawaii, cup and string communication, and good times at the Walmart blood pressure machine.

What do you call a Colorado empty-nester with Alaska-envy and a past in Parkinsons boxing? The uproarious Stephanie McHugh.

Before watching Brian McKim's special, prepare for perfected puns and quips, pointing out the peculiarity of escape rooms, and the preposterousness of the Las Vegas ferris wheel.

Join Jersey-Native Julia Scotti as she endures her golden years of fearing elk, hating young people, and fitting into the perfect urn.

Derrick Stroup sets the Dry Bar stage ablaze with a firey take on the Carhartt come up, dog poop disposal, and catastrophic salsa experiences.

Raised a mostly only-child and now a New-York based comedian with a tiny throat and no health insurance, Jeff Scheen turns his real life experiences into comedy gold.

Despite his cameos in both I Carly and The Little Mermaid, Paul Moomjean is currently pursuing his lifelong dream of poverty. It involves salad jokes, unbearable LA summers, and learning the true meaning behind “Thank you, come again.”

Smart cars, the advantages of being broke, and teeter totter terror are just a few of the topics Mark Sweeney tackles in this brand new Dry Bar Special.

Comedy pro, Quinn Patterson, purveys pandemic dog walking, Kardashian success theory, and our universal fear of cops.

Dave Konig dishes the dirt on his ancestor's favorite past times, anti-Semitic children, and the true meaning of compromise.

Jason Allen King talks catfishing, human composting, and spankings in this hilarious explanation of why he's nobody's emergency contact.

Comedian and karaoke queen, Jaylyn Bishop, shares about her stuttering husband, Dominican mother, and pink beaches.

From Trader Joe's parking lots to anti-smoking ads, Lou Santini is surrounded by amateurs... They're about to get called out.

Flirtatious and genuinely “glad to be here,” Mike Paramore talks space force, avoiding Bobs, having too many questions, and face-to-face catfishing.

Beneath a facade of tepid Indiana office worker, Clint Hall is a comedy superstar. In this special, Clint wrestles with WWE ambitions, boring desk jobs, and living in a singularly small town.

Jordan Conley doesn't consider himself a tough guy, between a consistent streak of cowardice, a debilitating fear of hiking, and an unbridled love of Disneyland.

Stephen B speaks on having Costco as a safe space, road rage, and being too tall for piggy backs.

Cizzle C takes a walk down memory lane recalling Family Feud blunders, ugly criers, and out-tantrumming a child.

Prepare for a comedy experience like no other as Mutzie riffs with the audience, jokes about growing up in an extra-long trailer, and subtly flexes his credit score. You're gonna love Mutzie!

Comic magician Derek Hughes discourses on the difference between tricks and magic, takes down skeptics, and shows how to shuffle with confidence.

Mike Head explains what it means to be a Kansas unicorn, the danger of diabolical daughters, and the tells of turning forty.

Josh Blue, a comedian with cerebral palsy, breathes fresh air into the meaning of disability. For Blue, it comes with a multi-purpose arm, a surplus of handicap stickers, and the world’s largest human pile.

Iranian-American comic, Paul Farahvar, relates his relationships to immigrant parents, Charles Barkley and low level-lawyering.

Juilliard trained Viola player and comedian may seem like a strange mix, but Isabel Hagen puts the two in perfect harmony in this special of clowns, catcalling and Cannibals.

Spike Davis deftly improvises with the audience creating a hilariously one-of-a-kind show, highlighting germaphobia, bald spots, and indigestion.

Dustin Nickerson makes his Dry Bar debut with a compelling argument on essential oils, hate being stronger than love, and putting dog parents in their place.

Raised in Canada to Filipino parents, Ron Josol describes his unique upbringing, being racial versus racist, and the world's shortest jiu jitsu fight.

Witness the undeniable charisma of Mike Jones as he relates real life experiences of gendered shower habits, left lane users, and bad breathed friends.

Ray Devito shares a collection of embarrassing tales spanning the subjects of first dates, art class insecurities, and financial ineptitude.

Joe Bronzi talks about what he knows. Vegans can’t cook while a chicken is watching, teenage girls are the meanest creatures on god’s green earth, and the first white chest hair is not a sign of old age.

Steven Rogers may share a name with Captain America, but he's a totally different hero altogether. His powers include: anxiety collecting, shameful jump-roping, and having the music tastes of someone twice his age.

Witness Will C's incredible, inspirational, and hilarious life story, from serving in three separate branches of the military to filming a music video with Kanye West.

After 50 you just stop caring about the little things, and luckily Karen Morgan is 55 and over caring about the little things. Whether it's having a wet shopping cart at target or taking your children to college, this full Dry Bar Comedy special is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.

Steve Mittleman explains Hebrew school, enrages the French, and exposes the secrets of marriage.

Devin Henderson is a dad of five girls but still has fatherly wisdom to give. Devin teaches a thing or two about eating healthy, essential oils, and parental tech support.

Comedian Scott Goff drove from Arizona to preach the good word of male stupidity and how to sound old without even trying.

Roger Radley's childhood was a probably a little rougher than yours but definitely funnier. Roger breaks down the difference between then and now with a scathing review of play structures, pre-ripped jeans and "dumb sports".

Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald brings his veterinarian experience to the stage for a collection of one-liners and animal stories certain to make you roar.

Master of misdirection and wordplay, Bobby Tessel zigs and zags his way through everything from fishing hacks to deli counter pranks.

Roger Mursick, married for 38 years, has been dealing with impenetrable gender roles proven by his extensive pillow collection, his diet-abiding dog, and his financially-responsible track record.

John Ziegler comes from a large Jewish family on Long Island. Still single but taking on the role of a relationship guru, John shares his extensive resume and horror stories involving staple removers, puddles of blood, and tire pressure.

Join Tim for a walk on the wild side, detouring through Daytime TV, dry heat, and a musical tribute to the oldest names in rock and roll.

Brad Tassel is trying to be a good person, but between dumb people, ugly people and Walmart checkouts, it's not as easy as it sounds.

Rocky Laporte is saying the things no one's thinking and it's never been funnier. His diverse discourse covers court, corndogs, the Vegas zoo and more.

For Phil Palisoul, comedy is the perfect job. Phil clocks in to talk envying chickens, the perks of a quality coin purse, and the perfect time to push your spouse out of a hot air balloon.