This week on the Panalysts, our experts solve two very pressing questions. Is a hovercraft you can't drive better than a crap car you can drive? Also what is the best Christmas gift, in aggregate?

This week the Panalysts tell you why Allen isn't a good name for a dog.

This week we decide what creations biggest mistake is, and the best manner to be cursed.

The Panalysts come up with a way to improve children’s birthday parties.

This week our Panalysts solve sea-predator employment issues and decide what the best form of eternal torment is.

This week the Panalysts decide which the better sweepstakes prize is, and also weigh in on trends in modern architecture.

This week our Panalysts get hot under the collar while discussing the mortality of Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth the Second.

This week our Panalysts must choose between the wishes granted by a crap genie, and a vacation of someone else's wildest dreams.

This week our Panalysts decide what they're willing to endure to protect the noble Scottish vole, and how much they like feta cheese.

This week our panalysts get horny on main, fix the human body and choose the best animal nemesis.

Look, Nobel Prizes just aren't that easy to get.

This week our panalysts debate personal secretions, and the best way to help a friend in need.

This week our panalysts debate which is the best superpower, and what they are willing to do for a friend.

Everyone wants to grow up and be a chief clam polisher.

This week our panalysts kit out their sick rides and decide what fashions to unearth for the discerning customers of 2018.

Time to train a ghost and count some puffins.

This week our Panalysts decide what is the most noble thing to spend lots of other people's money researching, and what garbage they want thrown down a well at them.

This week our Panalysts want to eat their mothers, get covered in caustic poo, and invent capitalism several centuries too soon.

This week our Panalysts please their mothers, get excellent nicknames, and seek to snuff out all life in the universe by exploiting a technicality.

This week our Panalysts decide how best to embody hopelessness in public art, plan for some radical wealth redistribution, and estimate how long it would take to have sex with their duplicates.

This week our Panalysts discuss what it was like to grow up in Canada, the best activities for children's birthday parties, and how to shame a YouTuber.

This week our Panalysts just have a chill discussion about how Serge is definitely going to die.

This week our Panalysts debate the merits of AU fanfic, and decide to preach some radical self acceptance in a desperate bid to get on Ellen.

This week our Panalysts have figured out a way to improve milk.

This week our Analysts manage to outwit both some classic villains and the Hallmark Channel.

This week our Panalysts have to coordinate an Alien shore leave and give a TED talk. They are unprepared for both tasks.

This week our Panalysts land a plane, reference Beowulf and fondly remember Mr.Skin.com.

This week our panalysts debate the best way to spend the night in Brooklyn, and how to ruin two things that are average at best.

This week our Panalysts debate long-term career plans and what do when the world discovers your naked body is magnificent.

Happy holidays from the Panalysts! Your stocking has either a cursed diamond, a bunch of plutonium, or a frisky devil ruining your favourite childhood movie.

The Panalysts return to debate which is less desirable, spending time with Lindsay Lohan or being murdered by hobbits.

This week our Panalysts decide whether it's best to crush late stage capitalism from the inside or the outside, and what the best crappy vacation is.

This week our Panalysts debate the most efficient method of killing the last living transformer, and how to get the most mileage out of a curse.

This week, under Ian's purview, our Panalysts choose a nemesis and decide if they want to be big brain or very little brain.

This week, our intrepid panalysts aim to ruin Madagascar while improving your odds at winning big in Ikea!

This week our Panalysts debate the best animal (out of available options) to be reincarnated as, and what is appropriate ask for a rider.

This week our Panalysts attempt to improve Oreos, with predictable results.

This week our Panalysts debate which fate is worse -- being part of the DC cinematic universe, or having a really itchy groin.