- Terry Cloth robe: Tom and SNL's Will Farrell discuss his nice aqua bath robe

- intro

- Talkin with Glenn, the money grubbing bastard

- Falling down in the streets.. (making fun of cripples)

- Revivin' a dead moose

- Guest: Bruce the chef.. throwin a halibut into the audience

- Billy Bob's Mountain... eatin caramels in town

- Cyntra the Domanatrix .. you pee on people! how much for the warm poo

- Foamin newsreporter... Tom visits a Calgary television station during noon news. - Glenn's scam: moving Laptops

- Tom visits a joke shop. Finds an anal intruder, and a masturbation kit.. embarrasses old woman

- Game: Jugs of Orange Juice. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk

- Signing with the old native woman: "and away we go.."

- Finale with the sleeping moose, more humping..

- Playing soccer with a deer

- Intro

- Secret audience camera: Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk

- Billy Bob: "I like putting rocks in my bum"

- Guest: Rene', the crazy mental guy that cant speak clearly

- Small town: Kenora, Ontario. High voiced Tom applies at local radio stations, followed by cable access show: Big city Beef

- Making fun of Humplik's car: the suzuzki swift

- Holding up traffic: tom puts his face on the side of a bus

- Sneakin into movies: makin friends with scott

- Talkin with a crazy old racist man "I like that negro eddie murphy"

- Glenn Humplik loves children: Who are slaves and make his t-shirts. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk

- Observation Humor

- Playing with chipmunks

- Intro

- Glenn message to children: smoke tom green show cigarettes.. "hey im the best"

- Milkin Cows: Police Officer

- Phone Fun: "the best pizza", a look back at the cartoon Hercules. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk

- Billy Bob's friend Joan

- Giving drives to people : the magnet man

- Rubbing the mic on 2 laughing old Italian guys

- Sean the van guy meets Tom. Lets have a hand for the pedophiles

- Toms bloody bike injury

- Guest: Denise Swanson. The Crack Baby dont come back lady

- Tom interrupts meeting, violence erupts "Im a piece of corn on the cob! Im a myna bird!"

- Observational Humor: You ladies all have nice hair cuts.. you must work in a salon

- Glenns a major ladies man. Cheated on his girlfriend in a ski chalet

- Milkin Cows: Captain Kirk

- Toms a taco: dipped into salsa by Hump

- Intercom trixter

- Guest: Kim Rogers; lab technician, and Phils girlfriend. Also touches Phils penis

- Toms artistic masterpiece: Tiger Zebra. Hanging in the national gallery of Canada

- Tom flicks Phils piss at Glenn

- Rescuing a dead hawk

- Glenn gives Tom some porn. Glenn steals cable with a black box

- Tom pours semen onto Glenn.. he'd been saving up

- Tom sings to Pierce Brosnon

- Guest: a psychic that really sucks.

- Milkin Cows: Tom dressed as a cop milks a cow in downtown Toronto

- Intro

- Pizza Stick: Glenn Humplik

- Modern Family Restaurant

- Guest: Allen Shields: nudist, fun old guy

- Lookin for nature, wrapped in saran wrap and tinfoil

- Contest for a cruise: phone inside Racky

- Talking with a toothless old man

- Injured bird gets into the bank

- Chainsawing the desk

- Injured Tom with Bike... cops bust him

- Beat Glenn with a loaf of bread

- Toms poem to a chinese girl

- Allen Shields in his undies falls down the stairs

- Intro

- Blue faced Humplik. Contest: Guess the sound. Glenn likes his sisters breasts

- Tourist Tom: "This sucks.. ohh that sucks"

- Phone fun: calling people, guess the sound contest

- Billy Bob: drinking the kids juice.. - Phil Giroux: likes to laugh at the less fortunate

- Talking with the deaf old man, makin faces

- Tom and Glenn makeout

- 3am in St. Paul. The UFO visitor

- Guest: Art the sperm expert. Phils semen is tested, then flung at Glenn by Tom.

- The rock collector: Tom eats cow shite

- Chainsawing the desk: evacuate the studio

- Crowd outside, Tom plays in a fire truck...

- Milkin Cows: Tom the cop milks cows in downtown Toronto. Derek is interviewed and says its great and artistic

- Intro

- Electric Fly swatter test on Glenn

- You can order these amazing products

- Dancing with dead fishes

- A fan writes: Glenn does nothing on the show. Spraying a Polaroid of Glenn Humplik with milk

- Security Enthusiast

- The man with paper wings

- Toms revenge on metro magazine

- "I love you Glenn": Tamera the stripper gives glenn a lap dance

- More fly swatter fun

- Talking with the deaf old man part 2 "can ladies wear shorts?"

- Chainsawing the desk.. putting the head through the hole

- Kids should enjoy nature.. they shouldnt do drugs and put their penises into vaginas ok!

- Billy Bob annoys a street mime

- Intro

- Billy Bob hosts the show. Talks about Ray Hagel molesting him

- Milking Cows: The Mexican Hombre' Senior' Herve'

- Visiting Ray in the truck... more molest talk

- Makin faces: talking to a gibbering old man

- Poster Abuse in Ottawa, morbid guitar woman

- Guest: David Blackman.. with Billy Bob. Chainsawing Dolls, and milk

- Playing Guitar: Harassing people in a pink dress

- Talking with a lady eating pie "Go to hell"

- Billy Bobs prank phone calls

- Talkin with people in a store.. Tom rolls around on his back

- More Billy Bob prank calls.. Discussing Glenn selling Hash

- Playing with hick kids go karts

- Singing East Indian dude intro...

- Intro

- Talkin with Glenn; clip showing how much SNL's Will Farrell hates Glenn - Tom dresses as a robot, and prepares to eat some meat

- Harassing people in a cowboy hat, singing a western ditty over and over again

- The Ottawa sticker man

- Playing with the phone: shocking a audience member "Dont break it.. it cost 15 bucks"

- How to make a hand glider

- "Deer run faster than people...bugs bite people..making it harder to film animals.. sunsets are nice.. and Toms an idiot"

- Phil Giroux gets a nude massage

- Billy Bob talks about carrots

- Phone contest: Guess the sound

- Mc Face: attends a wood carving convention

- Chainsawing the phone

- Clutch clip; Tom is the internet cafe worker

- Intro

- Brick wall action! happening here tonight

- Celebrity Watching: rocket richard, nelson mandela

- I like Coffee.. I also like God

- Talkin with a Mr. Sub employee

- Billy Bob talks with young ladies eating pizza

- Dustpan: The 12oz coffee cup part 2

- The grand wizard election

- Visiting Ray Hagel in the truck.. Glenn slams an egg in a audience girls face

- Crazy Tom in an elevator: talkin about crappy books he has

- Open audition for "the new baby"

- Racky the raccoon magic tricks

- Old guy doesnt like the way T.V. is going

- Wrap Up... cheese sandwich couple

- Chinese dude intro

- Intro

- Defending Humplik, Glenn doesnt know C++ (neither do I..)

- Tom goes on a garbage route

- Bullhorn comedy in Eatons, talking to the deaf camera man.. using bullhorn to announce he has condoms

- Phone Fun: calling crime stoppers reporting Glenn cheats on his girlfriend. Spraying Glenn Humplik with milk

- Celery Generals

- Guest: Ed the Sock. Spraying milk on ed, and his puppeteer

- The dysfunctional mall. Repeats segment replaced with profile on Humplik: the band (due to legal reasons)

- Glenn Humplik sings a song: "When I was young"

- Tom helps to fight fires

- Intro

- Talkin with P-Jroo

- Checking the overheated car

- Spraying audience with water

- Driving audience home in OC transpo bus

- Harassing audience member parents

- Humplik offers to drive some young female fans home in his suzuki swift - Tom almost gets his ass kicked by audience member roommate Stu

- Eric the last audience member meets Toms parents.. is asked to french kiss them

- Fin