Trevor and Blair read an online exchange that features romance and IBS, Tone Bell, Mark Agee and Adam Small dissect the meaning of offensive comedy, and Sam performs jokes he's never seen.

Trevor, Blair and Sam are joined by Sean O'Connor to invent a new cult and interview three potential initiates, and Brooke Arnold shares stories from her experience as a young cult member.

Julian McCollough discusses the singularity and robot domination, Sophia the Robot responds to theories from the hosts, and Gertrude the Pig explains its experience being microchipped.

Trevor investigates atypical relationships with Blair Socci, Sam Brown, Grace Kuhlenschmidt, Hank Gowdey and Betty the Sex Doll, Knots and his waifu, and a real-life throuple.

Ron Funches stops by to discuss the existence of ghosts with the hosts, the group interviews a woman who sleeps with spirits, and Patti Negri enters the studio to conduct a séance.