Blossom debates whether or not to let Jimmy get to second base; Anthony prepares for an earthquake.

Nick's control of the Russo household is undermined when he ex-father-in-law visits.

Blossom and Six find a marijuana cigarette, then Blossom loses it in the house, where it's found by Nick, who wants to weed out the dope the joint belongs to.

Blossom enjoys unchaperoned bliss on a school band trip, which enables her to play around in a hotel room with Six. Meanwhile, at home, Nick fears Anthony is messing around again.

Joey's cheating lands him in an advanced English class, while an innocent Blossom is labeled a naughty girl when an old friend spreads a vicious rumor.

Blossom gets a crush on Steve, who suddenly shows interest in Six; Anthony worried his past drug problems will ruin his job interview.

Anthony warns Joey that his friend might be getting hooked, while Nick plays hooky with Blossom and misses an important telephone call.

Joey gets a job in a Mexican cafe and falls for a colleague, but she only speaks Spanish; Six worries about her parents getting divorced; Tony saves a famous photographer's life.

Blossom falls asleep watching In Bed with Madonnaand dreams she is a famous singer.

When Nick announces he is bringing his new love interest home for dinner, everyone has bizarre fantasies about her.

Memories, of which there are many, aren't enough to make a balloon payment on the house, so Nick is forced to consider selling.

The Russos spend a turbulent Christmas: It isn't a wonderful life for Nick as Christmas approaches, since a musicians' strike forces him to take a gig in a mall organ store.

Blossom is confident about her PSATs, while Six suffers from exam nerves; and things turn out differently then either expects. Meanwhile, Anthony's IQ is tested by a trip to the racetrack with Buzz.

Blossom develops a crush on her handsome substitute teacher, who turns out to be happily married.

Blossom is paired with a tough guy for a household management class exercise and targeted by his girlfriend. Nick is interviewed for his old high school newspaper by a former classmate. Anthony fears falling off the wagon because of drugs he's given for toothache.

Blossom has a problem with public speaking; Tony saves Miss June's life; Nick practices for appearing in a Paula Abdul video.

The family makes a video birthday card for Mom's 40th birthday; Nick visits a fitness studio.

A girl from school uses Blossom as a cover for dating boys.

Blossom and Six wait in line for fifteen hours to get tickets to C+C Music Factory. Joey gets his first baby-sitting job. Anthony is mystified by a female co-worker's hostility.

Six shows how much her parents' breakup bugs her when she and her mother stay at the Russo house overnight while theirs is being sprayed by an exterminator; and a 12-year-old boy develops a crush on Blossom.

Blossom forges her detention slip in order to sneak out to a big rock concert; Nick lies about where he's spending the night after he hits it off with a country singer.

Blossom passes her driver's test, but only because she cries; Joey is being sexually harassed by his boss at work.

Everyone has a date except Joey and Six, who spy on Blossom and Vinnie.