Cristiano Ronaldo returns to Manchester, but is his heart still in it? ABBA return with a new tour and the Coronavirus is planning his next career move.

Joe Biden chats to some aliens and Greta Thunberg meets Malala Yousafzai.

The Queen and Bill Gates hit it off on a First Date, and Nicky Minaj has a question for Chris Whitty.

Boris and the Tory cabinet attempt to solve Britain’s fuel (and chicken) crisis.

Boris is planning the Tory party conference and Ed Sheeran is under pressure to deliver his next album.

Kanye West comes face-to-face with Xi Jinping and Prince Harry sends Tom Cruise on a new mission. As William Shatner goes into space, Boris Johnson goes on holiday and Dominic Raab meets The Queen.

Daniel Craig goes to the pub, Boris tells a Bedtime Tale, and Jeff Bezos entices Zuckerberg, Branson and Musk deep into the Amazon jungle. Piers Morgan channels Stan in writing to Meghan Markle.

Dishy Rishi commends his sexy budget to the House. A serial killer strikes at Elton John’s star-studded Halloween party, and COP26 gets under way in Glasgow. In Downing Street, Michael Gove summons Dominic Cummings, whilst Mark Zuckerberg goes hunting.

Singing, speeches and stories galore! Join everyone from Elton John to Brad Pitt, and Nicola Sturgeon to Alex Salmond for this Christmas cracker of a show.