For our first offering, we bring you a pooping bear, who's surrounded by parent bears that are concerned about his pooping skills. His hiney may be clean, but this commercial is full of crap. And sins!

Have you ever wondered what it was like to drink cheap beer while an attractive person is whispering to you from a jungle habitat? Well, have we got the commercial for you!

"Merry Christmas Honey! I got you something VERY special this year... now get your a** on there and start pedaling!!!"

Ever feel like you're waking up in the same day over and over? Well, the marketing folks at Jeep think that's a GOOD thing! We just call it sinful.

Oh cool, an insurance commercial! Surely they'll explain exactly what they cover, and show empathy to their characters who are in problematic situations throughout the comm-- NOPE!

Why is it so wrong for Mila Kunis to eat Ashton Kutcher's Cheetos? Why is Shaggy involved?? WHY IS THIS COMMERCIAL?!?!

How much nightmare fuel can you fit into one commercial about coffee? PLENTY!!!

Why can commercials NEVER show a proper grocery store??? And this guy is a CHIP THIEF!!!

Freaky doesn't even begin to describe this Superbowl commercial that's much less than super. Oh yeah, and it's about mortgages and stuff. All I see are SINS!

Sure, it's disgusting, but it's also gross. How did this EVER pass an ad review???

With the pandemic came contactless delivery, which means you could order your very own Domino’s pizza delivered to your door without touching anybody! This ad is a Risky Business spoof, a totally original idea no one has ever done in history. We nitpick the usual.

Naked M&Ms? Prime ministers hitting on candy? LMFAO?!?! What is this commercial DOING??? We find the disturbing sins in this ridiculous video!

Schitt's Creek! It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia! And... Tide commercials with terrible rib-eating ettiquette? What has the Super Bowl come to???

WHAT? A FEMALE FOOTBALL PLAYER???

WHO CALLS JAKE FROM STATE FARM AT 3 AM??? Especially with THIS creepy voice???

This kid is a criminal mastermind! Who thinks up a TIME TRAVEL scheme just to steal some dude's Doritos???

Who's more terrifying... Walter White or Jack Torrance? WHY NOT BOTH???

Nobody better lay a finger on these Butterfinger SINS!

Hey, remember when Kendall Jenner and Pepsi tried to end police brutality with a freaking commercial? No? Well, WE do!

It's big! It's green! It's egg-shaped! It's also INSANELY EXPENSIVE!!!

We love Anna Kendrick, but why is she pumping up a bunch of kids about a Hilton program???

Your car is your baby. You clean your baby. You protect your baby. You... CRASH YOUR BABY???

Megan Rapinoe is EXCELLENT at kicking soccer balls, but that doesn't mean she has the right to dictate your lunch decisions. Sins galore!

Was Taco Bell better when it was bigger back in the day, or even WORSE for you than today? Discuss, and enjoy all the classic sins!

Alright, alright, alright... Matthew McConaughey tests everyone's patience with his True Detective shtick and hopes to sell a few cars too!

How do you win a gold-plated PS4? You eat a LOT of Taco Bell, that's how!

If you eat peanut butter like this, you're DEFINITELY throwing away your shot, and you're gonna HAVE to wait for it. This commercial has more sins than the actual Aaron Burr!

Paris Hilton eats burgers, washes cars, sucks fingers... you remember this one. Do we REALLY need to point out that it has sins? Yes! Yes, we do!

Gummy Bears, flying here and there and everywhere and right into our Commercial Sins crosshairs. A boardroom of grown adults go through backwards puberty when confronted with a bag of Haribo Gummy Bears and suddenly possess the voices of children. American workers fall victim to the candy cabal once again.

The sun. The life-giving, face-warming, vitamin-D-giving sun. Apparently it's EVIL! The SunSetter Awning is here to battle that nasty star for you, but unfortunately its commercial has SINS.

This is a real commercial that was really done for a real restaurant. REALLY!

If ever there was a commercial with far too much excitement about meat, it is this one. Also, please do not watch if you get envious of refrigerators, or fear being inside refrigerators for the duration of the video.