Topics the panelists found hilarious include: a preview of the Athens Olympics 2004 the film Collateral starring Tom Cruise the A&E reality television show Growing Up Gotti the film Gigli celebrates it's one year anniversary the film Alien v. Predator celebrity dish like Matt Damon wants to make the thinking man's porno, Collin Farrell's Irish underwear, and more the Bruce Spingsteen political musical tour the FOX television show Arrested Development the hip-hop artist Nelly ""Pimp Juice"" Scholarship Fund the John Madden 2005 Football computer game celebrates 15th anniversary the music group Scissor Sisters and more.

Upgrade and downgrade: celebrity step parents.

Word of the week: tapering--when athletes stop training hard it makes them sexually over-active.

Who had the best week ever: the hip-hop artist Shyne.

Closing video: ""Take Your Mama,"" by Scissor Sisters.