Sketches include John, Jack, Paul, Dan, and Dick say hi, Ruth and Alan psychiatry sketch, Pharmacist blackouts, Hillbilly news, Ruth's Hollywood news, Paul and John crossovers, Maude's world of the economy, Credit card explanation, Paul meets Edith Ann, Gladys and Maye West, and John and Paul award the Fickle Finger of Fate. Featuring John Wayne, Jack Carter, and Paul Lynde

Sketches include Johnny opens the show, Comments from Debbie, Charlie bit, Balloon runner, Dick Cavett cameo, Ruth in Sleeping Beauty, Vaudeville routine with Johnny, Edith Ann meets Jack, The Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award, Ruth's friendly lady, Lily's tasteful lady, and Johnny's song. Featuring Debbie Reynolds, Johnny Cash, Jack Carter, and Charlie Callas

Sketches include Two nuns, Burbank Fire department runners, Jean Very Elegant song, King of the Jungle runners, Past, present, and future news, Sports news covers the cannonball catch, Jean, Ruth, and Dennis marriage counselor, Laugh-In Joggers, Bikini beach, Fake record commercial, Dick in boxing ring blackouts, and Joke wall. Featuring Jean Stapleton, Jack Carter, Henny Youngman