The fragile truce between the vampires and Staten Island’s werewolves is tested, and Colin Robinson finds romance with a new co-worker.

Lazslo, in bat form, is captured by Staten Island Animal Control and must be rescued, while Nadja can no longer resist reconnecting with her reincarnated lover Gregor.

The Baron awakens from his slumber and demands to experience the wonders of the New World in a night out on the town.

The vampires attend their first human Super Bowl party, while Guillermo’s search for virgins uncovers a deadly threat.

The vampires embark on a road trip from which they may never return.

Justice is served, both vampirically and also in small claims court.

The vampires endure the private school admissions interview process.

Guillermo loses his mind trying to help Nandor plan the perfect vampire wedding.

Nandor and Laszlo air out their differences on a hunting trip at an isolated cabin, Nadja has a girls' night, and Guillermo reconnects with his family for the first time in twelve years.

Baby Colin reaches that awkward age.

Nandor and Laszlo have a night out with Sean and his friends. Nadja discovers the source of her bad luck.

The vampires help Sean host a Pride parade. Nadja helps her doll achieve a long-held dream.

Colin runs for office, Nandor makes a new friend and Nadja reconnects with her roots.

Coverage of a local water main break brings unwanted attention to the vampires.

A roast held in Laszlo’s honor reveals dark secrets.

Laszlo and Colin help neighbor Sean find a new job at the railroad at which they claim to work.

Laszlo and Nandor try to exorcise the demon who had possessed their neighbor Sean.

Colin and Nadja have a couples' night with an old friend, while Nandor and Laszlo battle the film crew that have invaded their neighborhood.

A surprising twist leads to a change of plans.