The prehistoric sextuplets return, partaking in dangerous sports. Later, in modern day, noticing their father acting strangely, the brothers discover that he is worried that there's not enough spark in his marriage. Feeling he should return to a more innocent time, the boys give their old man a masterclass in being a virgin, albeit with no success. After embarrassing himself in front of his sons, Matsuzou considers a love potion from Dekapan, but is this really the best way to patch things up with the love of his life?

A series of end-of-year skits. Osomatsu and Choromatsu try to do one thing that could make them say they had a good year. Ichimatsu gets persuaded to take part in a lottery, Dekapan and Dayon pound mochi together, Hatabou gets pestered by some greedy Jizou statues, and Choromatsu sends some untruthful New Years' cards. During the second half, a news crew documents Todomatsu, who was let go from the Matsuno family the previous year and is forced to try out for a reserve team.

The Matsunos and Iyami are killed in a freak plane crash, sending them to Hell. In mourning, the others ponder a way to bring the status quo back to its rightful place with the help of someone near and dear to them.