The fire chief was so impressed with Ren and Stimpy's heroic deeds from the first "Fire Dogs" cartoon that he decides to become Ralph Bakshi and move in with them, and to also go out on a bachelor's life to eat pizza; however, Ren and Stimpy are disgusted by his habits.

The story continues showing the fire chiefs bachelor life. Ren and Stimpy promise to look after the fire chief until the day he dies and hence forth move into his apartment where things take a turn for the worse.