Sam Mitchell as Self
Episodes 22
Vermintide 2
Our boys are playing Vermintide 2 a.k.a. medieval Left 4 Dead but it's not just Kyle and Miles this week, Sam and Josh party up with our boys to take on unending legions of rat men and zombies. Well I mean they would, if Sam could ever connect to the game. :/
Read MoreEatin' Ass
The boys are in Shrek's swamp now and their only concern is to get out of there with their asses intact and uneaten. Since we're talking about asses, what's up with Donkey and the Dragon? Like how would he actually impregnate something that big? This is just one of the "important" questions the boys are discussing in this episode so strap in and hold on tight.
Read MoreP.T.
P.T. a.k.a. Playable Teaser a.k.a. The Silent Hills demo. It set the new standard for what a horror game should be. If you want a scary game that will mess you up, this is it. Unfortunately you can't play it anymore...unless you already have a copy of it on your PS4. Lucky for us Kyle has a copy and he convinced two people who have never played it before to give it a shot. So turn off the lights and grab your favorite stuffed animal because this one will definitely leave you spooked.
Read MoreUntil Dawn
Teen slasher movies are usually full of sex, blood, and bad decisions; Until Dawn has all of that in spades. However Kyle, Sam, and Cole soon discover this game is also full of terrible people. Seriously every character in this game is an asshole, like Hayden Panettiere's character Samantha seems ok but I'm sure that's just a front so she can drown puppies in her free time.
Read MoreHitting Those QTE's
Everyone in the comments were saying this game gets better and in the spirit of 2Spooky the boys are giving it another shot. Now I don't wanna give anything away but things do ramp up pretty quick after Mike lets it slip that he's on steroids and by let it slip I mean he rips a deer's head off.
Read MoreBear Trap Out of Nowhere
If you saw a severed hand with a note on it, what would you do? Would you leave it alone? Would you try to examine the note? Or would you do the correct thing and try to high five it like the awesome person you are? Well Kyle, Cole, and Sam choose the second option and poor Mike has to deal with the consequences.
Read MoreHow Big is this House?!
Until Dawn is getting good and Kyle, Cole, and Sam are really getting into it. Maybe it has something to do with the plot ramping up or maybe, just maybe it has something to do with Hayden Panettiere walking around in just a towel. I don't know, I can't see into their heads but I feel like that would grab their attention and hold it for awhile.
Read MoreTechnical Difficultiez
Surely this was an omen for the tragedy that befell the recording Kyle and Miles had during R.D.R but at least our boys only lost a few minutes during this play session. Let me tell you a lot happens in this episode, we find out who the psycho is, we get to see what happened to Emily AND we get to see what's really going on down in those mines. Here's a hint from Cole, "it's pterodactyls".
Read MoreShawshank
*Morgan Freeman Voice Our boys first met Andy Dufresne the night Beth and Hannah met their untimely end. It's a hard life fighting Gollums up on the mountain but it seems to me that Andy could have done more to appear less threatening to those girls. A wave here, a smile there, a ""Hello I'm not a monster I'm just here to help"" would go a long way in my opinion but this isn't the real world, it's a horror video game. You can't expect people to do the logical thing in a horror video game. The way I see it you've got two choices, either get busy watching or get busy commenting. I'm not saying you can't do both, I just couldn't figure out a better way to incorporate that famous line into this description.
Read MoreRelease the Winnebago!
Kyle, Sam, and Cole have figured out what the Wendigo are, now they just need to find Josh and survive Until Dawn. Can they do it? Will they make it to the end with everyone alive? Find out in this stunning finale of Until Dawn! I mean that Not Tim Robbins dude already died but he doesn't count right?
Read MoreDead Space
How far would you go for a significant other? Would you hold their hair while they threw up? Would you comfort them while they cried, deeply, about the death of an anime character? Would you fly across the galaxy and face down hordes of the living dead, while armed only with an engineering degree? Isaac Clarke certainly is a better man than I because not only will he do all of that but you will never hear him complain, not even once. At least not until the sequel.
Read MoreFish Out of Water
This PC version of Dead Space is the gift that keeps on giving but while these quirky glitches may cut the tension a little bit the USG Ishimura still has some terrifying surprises in store for Kyle, Sam, and Maggie.
Read MoreX's and O's
Our crew's on a broken ship full of a thousand dead things and Maggie ain't having none of it. With no more glitches to cut the tension things go from zero to terrifying real quick
Read MoreHold Your Breath
Have you guys been holding your breath each time Kyle, Maggie, and Sam venture into the vacuum of space? I hope so because if you haven't then this episode is going to be a challenge. Our crew has a long stretch of space to walk through to get to the asteroid defense system and there's a whole lot of necromorphs out there waiting for them.
Read MoreA Robot Penis
New mics, same BzC crew. Kyle, Maggie and Sam are bringing you an extra long episode today because they are just blazing through chapters. Well I mean it's only 2 chapters so I don't know if blazing is the right word but like one was really short and the other is really long so there ya go.
Read MoreDefault Names
Isaac has been through so much up to this point, suffocation, dismemberment, he watched a pterodactyl bring a corpse back to life but finally, FINALLY, he's found Nicole.
Read MoreMagical Cancer
Our crew get a emergency message out and it actually gets picked up by another ship! It looks like everything is coming up Isaac. Nothing could go wrong now...
Read MoreSwoliosis
Our crew's on the USM Valor looking for a *checks notes* singularity core? I'm going to assume that's a fancy way of saying fuel cell. The problem is that once they find it they stumble upon one very mean necromorph who never skipped leg day... or arm day... you know what? I think every day was gym day for this guy cause he's ripped as shit and he can't wait to show Isaac how tough he is. I hope Kyle, Sam, and Maggie have enough ammo.
Read MoreMake Us Whole
This is it, our crew have made it to the last episode of Dead Space! With only one gun I might add. Now all Kyle, Sam and Maggie have to do is return the Marker to the planet below and end this madness.
Read MoreApex Legends
Apex Legends is the new battle royale game on the block so Kyle, Sam, and Cole are going to check it out, right after they get a few more warm up rounds in.
Read MoreMessing with VR
Would you rather be an Action Hero who can control the flow of time just by standing still or an all powerful Battle Mage with lightning at your fingertips? Thanks to the Oculus Rift, Kyle, Sam, and Chad didn't have to choose. Hopefully they don't accidentally break the camera, or the mics, or the computer, or the lights, or that big TV behind them...I just realized there's a lot of stuff to break in that room.
Read MoreBlade and Sorcery
Chad never got his turn at magical, medieval carnage last episode so our crew will once again don their sword, shield, and a lovely new hat to take on hordes of enemies in Blade and Sorcery.
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