Joseph Smith as Himself

Episodes 34

The Storm

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July 4, 20165m
1x1

The boys find their abandoned Suzuki post-cyclone. A massive tree has fallen on it. They cut the tree off, spark up the Suzi and hit the road.

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Fishin' Mission

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July 4, 20165m
1x2

The boys borrow a dinghy from Uncle Oppy. They promise to bring back lots of fish. On their way to the water they cut a harpoon and repair an ailing trailer.

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Bye Bye Suzi

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July 4, 20165m
1x3

While launching the dinghy Joe manages to drown it and it is now irretrievable while the tide is high. They retreat to the shade of the mangroves and wait for the tide to recede.

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Dreamy Time

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July 4, 20165m
1x4

The boys wait for the tide to go out. Meanwhile they get a feed of crabs and Jerome has a strange dream.

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Dinghy Push

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July 4, 20165m
1x5

After a feed and a sleep the tide has gone out. So it's time to save the Suzi but it’s stuck in the mud along with Oppy’s trailer. The boys leave it and after a massive effort pushing their dinghy across the mud they head out to sea.

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Happy Hunting

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July 11, 20165m
1x6

The boys head up a massive tidal river and hunt for crocs. They cook some lunch and then head off for the island.

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Island of Plenty

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July 11, 20165m
1x7

After arriving at the island the boys catch enough fish to fill the esky. They go exploring around the small island. Along the way they find a turtle. It is turned over to prevent it escaping.

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Bottle of Piss

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July 11, 20165m
1x8

On the island exploration Jerome finds an empty grog bottle. He pisses in it then back at camp presents it to the boys. They are pissed off and then settle in for the night around the fire.

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The Getaway

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July 11, 20165m
1x9

In the morning the boys discover they have no water. They go to collect the turtle but it has escaped. Disappointed the boys load up the dinghy and head off back to the mainland.

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Trouble At Sea

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July 11, 20165m
1x10

On their way back home, the engine on the dinghy breaks down. The boys try desperately to start it but have no luck. They are now adrift with no drinking water.

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Adrift

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July 18, 20165m
1x11

The boys are adrift at sea. They resort to drinking the urine in the bottle and try paddling with whatever they can lay their hands on.

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Lost

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July 18, 20165m
1x12

The broken down dinghy has drifted into some mangroves, somewhere along the coast. The boys are lost and thirsty! They head off in search of water.

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Water

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July 18, 20165m
1x13

Tired and thirsty, the boys now head for Mangbirri, a remote outstation to get help. They rest near some paperbark trees and find they are full of water.

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Bright Spark

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July 18, 20165m
1x14

After filling up on muddy water it's time to make camp and cook the crocs but no matches! Chico produces an electric toothbrush and with some gunpowder from a shotgun cartridge. They get a fire going, cook diner and settle into their camp.

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Tin Canoes

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July 18, 20165m
1x15

Faced with having to cross a croc infested billabong, the boys make canoes out of tin.

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Help Yourselves

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July 25, 20165m
1x16

At last, the boys reach cyclone ravaged Mangbirri ouststion, but its deserted. They decide to cook their Kangaroo. Joe finds a jerry can of water.

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Pimp My Wheels

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July 25, 20165m
1x17

The boys manage to spark up a trashed car and hit the road once again.

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Suzi Rescue

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July 25, 20165m
1x18

The boys return to retrieve the Suzuki and Oppys trailer. They manage to pull both out but the Suzuki is trashed.

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Suzi Send-off

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July 25, 20165m
1x19

The poor old Suzuki is cremated and gets a traditional send-off. The boys lament its passing and reflect on what a legendary car it was.

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Trailer Failure

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July 25, 20165m
1x20

The boys go on the hunt for for Oppy's dinghy.

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The Lost Boat

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August 1, 20165m
1x21

The dinghy has disappeared from where the boys left it. They blame evil sprits for stealing it.

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Trailer Battle

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August 1, 20165m
1x22

It takes all their strength and ingenuity for the boys to pull the trailer with the dinghy out of the tidal river.

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Spring Clean

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August 1, 20165m
1x23

At last, the boys are on their way home but realize they stink and need a wash.

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Homecoming

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Season Finale
August 1, 20165m
1x24

The boys finally limp home and return the dinghy to Oppy who is not only unimpressed but also mad as hell.

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Episode 1

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July 8, 20185m
2x1

Bobby asks the Black As boys to get his tractor from a distant outstation. He has a wheel off it, so they'll need to get that there as well. After a hostile reaction from Oppy they lend a tiny dinghy to tow the wheel by sea.

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Episode 2

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July 8, 20185m
2x2

The boys manage to get the wheel to the barge ramp and construct a raft out of junk to float the wheel behind the inflatable dinghy. They take to the ocean with the tiny engine straining under the load.

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Episode 3

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July 8, 20185m
2x3

Out at sea Chico accidently spears the inflatable dinghy and it sinks. The boys pile onto the raft, head for the shore and make camp. With no phone, no water and no food the boys face a real challenge.

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Episode 4

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July 8, 20185m
2x4

Stranded without food or water the boys push the tractor wheel towards the outstation...and tractor. Miraculously they find a spring and eventually reach the outstation.

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Episode 5

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July 8, 20185m
2x5

The boys locate the tractor, but it's trashed. They manage to get the wheel on but the battery is flat. A charging rig is made from an old pushbike which Joe and Dino crank into the night. Jerome and Chico eat turtle eggs.

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Episode 6

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July 8, 20185m
2x6

With a charged battery and some brutal bush mechanics the tractor sparks up and is loaded with handy items and an old broken postie motorbike. The boys pile on and take off only to be halted by a massive brown river.

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Episode 7

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July 8, 20185m
2x7

Out on the massive clay pan the boys are feeling the heat. They decide to make a shade roof out of palm leaves and a sled to tow behind. With their new roof and makeshift sled they head off once again.

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Episode 8

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July 8, 20185m
2x8

Chico and Dino ride behind the tractor but court disaster when it's torn to bits in a gully. Once again crowded onto the tractor, they are stopped by a croc-infested billabong. Joe sparks up the postie to test the depth.

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Episode 9

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July 8, 20185m
2x9

The boys are forced inland then reach the head of the river. They find a spot to cross, but its deep and full of crocs. They nearly tip over but make it through and are nearing home only to be confronted by their nemesis.

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Episode 10

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Season Finale
July 8, 20185m
2x10

Nearly home and the tractor runs out of fuel. After trying to tow it with the postie bike the boys pile onto the bike to look for help. Some women tow them into town but Bobby isn't impressed when they finally arrive home.

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