Chip gets arrested, which interrupts Christine's water aerobics schedule.

Chip laments Ronald Reagan for giving up his acting career.

Christine tries a Denver omelette in Denver, Colorado.

Christine turns to Arby's when Chip joins the Russians.

Chip learns how to transfer a call.

Christine eats a carrot.

Chip incorporates a San Joaquin Valley earthiness into his clown routine.

Martha serves tilapia for Thanksgiving.

Christine and Martha listen to harp music at brunch.

Chip sees a homeless person in a library.

Chip laments becoming a fake Christmas tree person.

A family game of Hungry Hungry Hippos ends in tragedy.

Susan nearly kills Ronald Reagan.

Chip picks up Pedialyte.

Martha drinks too much sherry and ruins the pot roast.

Dale orders a cheeseburger at a Chinese restaurant.

Flammable carpets become a headache for Ken and Christine.

A carpet emergency interrupts Christine's wedding plans.

Christine's apple pie is not allowed through security.

Martha removes her cast; others move on in different ways.