A rumor of Moira's death appears online and Roland asks Johnny to be his child's godfather.

David tries to reconcile with Patrick. Moira pitches a singles event at Town Hall while Johnny buys Stevie a gift for her help at the motel.

Alexis and Johnny hatch a plan to impress a motel reviewer, while David and Patrick search for a new apartment.

Johnny finds himself under financial pressure with the arrival of Moira’s high-priced red carpet gown for the Crows movie premiere. David is conned into taking a road trip with Stevie.

David and Patrick throw a housewarming party and Ted finally lets loose, while Johnny and Moira try their best to babysit Roland Jr. for the evening.

Johnny and Stevie attend the regional hospitality awards, while Moira does everything in her power to stop Alexis from auditioning for Cabaret.