Alan finds oil on public lands then tries to buy it from a Labour Party leader.

Alan is accused of fraternizing with teenaged girls.

Alan files for divorce. Piers gets promoted.

A new MP threatens Alan's status as the most right-wing member of Commons.

Alan's mum visits and threatens to stay forever unless Alan repeals his new bill abolishing social security.

At his annual cocktail party, Alan upsets a local VIP who threatens to take over his seat in the House.

MI5 and the KGB ask Alan to start a new cold war because they no longer have anyone to spy on.