Raj becomes friends with an strangely shaped insect.

Samson believes that S.M.I.T.S. (Scoutmaster in the Sky) is angry with him because he was doing tai chi out of order and now S.M.I.T.S. is throwing balls at him. He decides to protect himself with pillows and it works, but he becomes a bully.

When Ms. Doe and Ms. Mucus leave Acorn Flats for two days, they assign Slinkman to look after the Squirrel Scouts, but the Squirrels are nothing but trouble to him. He keeps going to Scoutmaster Lumpus for help, but doesn't give him any, except advice that Slinkman doesn't think is fair. He ends up taking the advice anyways and becomes mean to the Squirrel Scouts. But in the end, the Squirrels make Slinkman their hero, since he saved them.

Edward attempts to mail himself out of camp.

Samson uses a frozen caveman to talk to, but the Jellies find his icy buddy and try to thaw him out, much to Samson's dismay.

Due to a mailing error, Slinkman receives the "Squirrel Scout Handbook." The camp turns upside down with all the new rules.