After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.

Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.

Early has had sex with many different creatures. Rusty discovers that his penis is smaller than Rob Reiner's.

Rusty forms a bond with a magical snowman who sheds doubt on Early's parenting skills.

Sheriff hires Granny and Early as greeters in Dan Halen's new Ball Mart super store.

Sheriff asks the townspeople to help catch a serial killer.

Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for sheriff.

Dan Halen faces his own mortality and finds solace in an ancient religion.