Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.

After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.

Oldest living confederate widow doesn’t say anything of real relevance.

The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.

The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God’s Bro.

Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.

The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations.

Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny's real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (Uncredited)

Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.

Early steals granny's picture of Jesus and pretends to be him by hiding behind the picture while telling people what to do.

Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.

Sheriff and Rusty set out to join Early's guys-only fishin' weekend.

Sheriff tries stand-up comedy.