
Shipping Wars (2012)
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Tamera Sturgis as Self
Episodes 40
Giant Pains in the Ass
Jarrett deals with his biggest pain in the ass yet after he wins a giant 40-foot colon. Meanwhile it's NO fun and games for Roy when he battles the anal owner of a giant video game.
Read MoreWho Ya Gonna Call? ...Not Two Blondes and a Truck
Roy's patience is tested when he ships an iconic piece of ghostly movie history, while Darwinian Theory is proven when the Two Blondes attempt a load of dinosaurs.
Read MoreHighway to the Stranger Zone
Things get spirited when Jenn realizes her load of antique dolls come with "passengers", and newcomer Dusty Davie ends up in a dog fight with a Russian era MIG fighter.
Read MoreThree Horses and a Funeral
After picking up a simple coin operated carousel, Jarrett ends up going in circles when the buyer calls in-route with other loads that need hauling, but double threat Todd & Tamera are almost DOA when their fragile 140 year old horse-drawn hearse show up to the drop off with missing items.
Read MoreA Tactical Disaster
After Jenn attempts to drive a decked-out armored, assault vehicle to its buyer, the ride turns out to be little more than she bargained for. Marc faces a wall of storms as he attempts to deliver the daredevil motorcycle ride -- "Wall of Death."
Read MoreHead Today, Gong Tomorrow
Jenn gets an earful when her pricey load of prayer gongs almost misses their uptight buyer, but when Jarrett's load is delayed by a day he ends up catching hell and a few catcalls handling a side job on the Vegas strip.
Read MoreSpaced Invaders
Marc's run to "far out" Roswell leaves him proud to be from this world, while Todd and Tamera end up needing more than a few quarters to extend their vintage game pod run.
Read MoreI Can't Believe It's Not Better
Things melt down, when Jenn tackles the dismantling of a butter sculpture in the Texas heat, while Jessica Samko makes her stage debut by running late and ruining a middle school play's dress rehearsal.
Read MoreFiberglass, Steel, and Iron Wills
It's a clash of egos when Marc and Jarrett find that both of their shipments are headed to the same drop off. After Jarrett asks Marc for a favor, he discovers that favor turned into the short end of the stick.
Read MorePerfect like Roy
Jenn learns that Roy Garber's "perfect, just like me" was more than a catch-phrase when she's tasked with transporting a load that was once shipped by the legend... and it's a small world meanwhile, as Dusty feels the weight of making the deadline for a steel globe that's set to open a new ball park.
Read MoreHernias and Hissy Fits
Marc is weighed down by a load that might just be more than the Snortin’ Boar can tackle. Meanwhile, Dusty gets stuck hauling some very unique art sculptures.
Read MorePunk-Drunk Love
Jessica signs up to move a half-ton steampunk robot in a single day. Todd and Tamera realize that moonshine stills and porcelain plates don't mix well in the back of a trailer.
Read MoreDo No Bodily Harm
A shipment of medical equipment takes a turn for the weird when Jenn learns her load is a LOT different than expected. Todd and Tamera discover the hardest part of their day is simply escaping the streets of the New York City. Can they keep their eye on the prize or will they lose lots of fans?
Read MoreHummers and Bummers
Jarrett, single-handedly almost ruins the west coast art scene when he hauls an odd sculpture to its various photo shoot locations in the Bay area. Meanwhile, on the east coast, Jessica's doing her best to destroy a large piece of Americana.
Read MoreLove Is a Crazy Carnival Ride
Jessica finds herself asking a LOT of questions after she agrees to transport a seller's loved one named Bruce. Dusty hits the road with a giant cow skull that leaves him crawling through the desert heat.
Read MoreMonsters, Mannequins, and Mayhem
Todd and Tamera take on some Monsters in a move that proves to be anything but cinematic. Meanwhile, Dusty picks up some traveling companions of the strong, silent type. Can any of the transporters make it to their destinations with their sanity intact?
Read MoreTo the Moon and Back
A giant dog toy has Todd and Tamera chasing their tails as they try to navigate trailer issues and engine trouble. Jenn moves heaven and earth to take some small moon rocks from Houston to Phoenix.
Read MoreProblems Set in Stone
Marc takes on an antique camper and Dusty transports a sculpture. But when Dusty picks up a side load and Marc makes a rookie mistake, they both find out they've signed on for a whole extra set of problems.
Read MoreBig Wine & Bigger Pine
A giant, but simple chair provides some oversized complications for Jarrett when it won't fit down the stairs. Marc lands a cool, cross country booze run, but things go sour once the wine heats up.
Read MoreStuck in the Vending Vortex
Jessica Samko wins a bizarre carnival type attraction, but things go fowl, when she lands a side load of baby swans. Meanwhile, a repurposed vending machine that dispenses relaxation messages is truly put to the test when Jarrett's tasked with hauling the art piece to Chicago.
Read MoreGoose Bumps in the Road
Samko reluctantly teams up with Jenn after Jenn bids way above her weight class. When Jenn isn't completely forthright, Samko threatens to bring this load toppling down. Dusty takes on a pricey flock of geese decoys and struggles to keep them in prime hunting shape.
Read MoreThe Silver Whining Playbook
Dusty's sensitive side is called on when he nets the job of transporting hundreds of live butterflies. Meanwhile, Jarrett confirms he does not have the "Midas touch" -- as his quarter of a million-dollar bullion run turns into a fiasco.
Read MoreSmooth Sailin', Rough Ridin'
Marc is at the helm of relaunching a massive homemade houseboat but the family's history with the boat, and Marc's stormy attitude, threaten to sink the job before it ever reaches water. Meanwhile, Jarrett meets his match when a bizarre load comes with an even crazier traveling companion.
Read MoreMini Golf & Massive Headaches
After winning a black light putt-putt golf course, Jenn's game is tested when she realizes that for her run, "MINI-golf" is a misnomer. Todd and Tamera are literally in over their heads when rappelling skills are required at their modern art pickup.
Read MorePower Rangers & Vampire Dangers
Jenn won't save the world, but she better make her deadline when she hauls a 16-foot-tall Power Ranger to a child's birthday party. Meanwhile, Todd and Tamera make a draining run to the Big Easy with Vampire items.
Read MoreBig Pigs Fly, Little Pirates Cry
Jarrett learns the answer to the question, "Where does the world's largest hog sit?" (anywhere it wants), while hauling a shipment of epic proportions. Samko finds herself in a stand off with a father during the move of a kid's handcrafted, pirate-themed playground.
Read MoreUp in Smoke & Going Broke
While shipping an 11-foot-tall glass water pipe to the Mile-High City, Marc tries to mellow out after a blown tire threatens to turn this shipment into shards. Samko saddles up to move an entire barn but when the job gets rough, she does everything she can to keep this show pony from turning into horse feathers.
Read MoreIt's a Rock-A-Fire Implosion!
When tasked with hauling the old animatronic band, Rock-A-Fire Explosion, Jenn ends up pulling a Yoko Ono and almost cancels their reunion tour. Meanwhile, newcomer Chris Kikelhan sends everyone running for cover during his inaugural haul of tornado storm shelters.
Read MoreFire and Rescue
After the delivery of sad family news, Jenn turns to Jarrett to take over an odd shipment; while Dusty uses his typical "charm" to dampen the spirits of a family moving a pair of antique fire engines.
Read MoreCan't See the Sherwood Forrest for the Trees
Todd and Tamera struggle to fly straight after they discover their giant Robin Hood statue load is broken, and Samko is bent to her limits when her massive load of trees is doubled at the pickup.
Read MoreCrying For Your Art
Jarrett literally drops a one-of-a-kind art piece while trying to take matters into his own hands. Marc shows his "shipping thumb" when he raises and hauls a massive Sculpture Garden.
Read MoreLooney Tunes Blues
With a pricey load of Looney Tunes memorabilia, Jenn has dreamy thoughts about the single, wealthy client, but reality crashes in when she tangles with a NYC Transit bus; meanwhile Dusty's breaking all sorts of records, along with his back, when he hauls over four tons of vinyl albums.
Read MoreBig Bertha & The Molar Express
Jenn gives the University of Texas Marching band's massive drum, Big Bertha a beating, while Todd and Tamera face a train wreck of dental proportions when they tackle a massive train replica headed to a dental office.
Read MoreBroken Dolls & Duck Boat Stalls
In true Jarrett form, he makes his run with fragile, antique Christmas dolls even weirder when he tries to check into a hotel to protect them from the cold; but can a WWII era amphibious "Duck Boat" that survived the Germans, make it through a run with Chris Kikelhan?
Read MoreA Tiger Chase and a Tight Place
Jenn's love of animals takes a mauling when she attempts to tame a run that includes six massive Bengal tigers; meanwhile Marc get's creative with a pick up truck and trailer when he can't deliver his big rig load of Mythological figures into a residential neighbourhood.
Read MoreA Disco Robot and Castle Hassle
After winning a fire-breathing Disco Robot bound for a music festival, Chris Kikelhan soon grows nostalgic for the days of easier runs after he struggles to get it all to fit at the pick up; meanwhile with his Fiberglass castle load, Dusty gets a taste of royalty when the client has some peculiar demands.
Read MoreThe Empire Ships Back
Dusty connects with his inner nerd after booking Star Wars movie memorabilia along with a massive Kung Fu Panda statue, while Samko nearly gets stuck in the past when she's set to haul a famous Pioneer bus that's seen better days, like when it was made 87 years ago.
Read MoreGumby's 60th Veggie Surprise
With Todd and Tamera at the helm, Gumby's trip to a 60 year celebration ends up looking more like a funeral; while a load of oversized vegetables under Jenn's "care" come out looking like they went through a salad shooter.
Read MoreHoly Horrible Voice, Batman!
Todd and Tamera prove they are NOT superheroes when they struggle to haul Batman's cape worn by Val Kilmer. Meanwhile a 1970's recording console that's used to making hits, ends up taking a few, as Jenn's distracted with dreams of a new singing career.
Read MoreMunsters...the Final Frontier
Marc lands a Frankenstein sized Munster load from the classic TV show, but the biggest scare comes when he's forced to call Jenn in to help; meanwhile in the battle for space, Todd and Tamera ship a lunar lander and find out that gravity is not just a good idea, it's a law!
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