A battle for the ages.

Sometimes the truth is hard to swallow.

A son fights for his right to deafen.

It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!

It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Cat Wins!

Dane Cook is back with his all new special. Don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world.

They don’t mean to be the bad guy here.

Navigation systems just got personal.

Internet stardom is man’s real best friend.

Introducing Virkshauzer Lite: the world’s first sports beer.

Next on ER… you get your f*cking life destroyed.

Now with 60% more ka-pows.

There’s no way they can survive on their own.

Sick of boring tweets? Say his name three times.

The worst part of a glowing orb that contains all the knowledge of human history? Tech support.

He who smelled it, spelled it.

This summer, fear controls you.

Live with drawings on your face or die. Make your choice.

Googly eyes are staring directly into your soul.

Sometimes Mario and Luigi have to earn their coins.

They’re not playing games.

This week, CERN found the God Particle. Apparently they’ve also found the Devil Particle.

Let’s get this DeLorean up to 69 MPH.

Even hotter than the “I’m feeling lucky” button.

Once a Nazi, always a Nazi.

Robert Downey Jr. demanded all of these options.

Nazis really have very little tolerance for just about anything.

Fixing the country, one burger at a time.

Get inside the mind of Robert Green during his life’s lowest moment.

Forget the World Cup, bring on the Oscars.

I need 20 CC’s of gibberish.

Hey, Hollywood, get down on one knee and chug.

The thrills! The chills! The inconvenience!

Oh bother, I’ve run out of human meat.

They’re here to punch up your jokes.

This next one’s definitely going to ruin his career.

He’s never thrown a Hail Mary.

Leave no package behind.

Would you rather be trapped in a castle or a relationship?

Parenting isn’t easy, but it’s worth it. Or not.

Some cliques are harder to get into than Gryffindor.

Leighton Meester has an important message for you.

A whimsical tale of mediocrity.

Nudity is not a style.

He’s never done this before.

Stay spacey, my friends.

Why GTL when you can just go Super Saiyan?

You meme the world to me.

Party like it’s 1399.

Underwear would be an improvement.

Girls on girls watching porn.

Think before you snap.

If you want to be her lover, you gotta LARP with her friends.

Planking is not a crime.

It’s the naked truth.

He’s got a lot on his plate.

Diners, Drive-ins and Dementors.

Honor. Adventure. Pizza.

John reunites with Bob Saget for a manly look at tenderness.

An age-old rivalry finally gets settled.

Nudity is not a crime. These clothes are.

Just as well-written as your 8th grade history notes.

It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.

Go ahead. Try this at home.

Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.

It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.

Retouching what you couldn’t touch.

For all of you Steve Slobs out there.

Minorities have it rough in this country.

Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?

They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.

Nobody likes talking about the birds and bees.

Also playing in zero-D.

The beard makes the man.

Starbucks is reversing its bathroom policy.

Sing a song of sadness.

The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.

More money, more privacy problems.

Can Twilight save America?

The only real losers are the audience.

When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.

Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.

Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.

The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.

The only thing more dangerous than dragons is yourself.

Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.

The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.

Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin’ Onion.

There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.

Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.