Geoff tells the story about how one time he hit a deer and had no idea what to do. Then somehow makes the situation even worse.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #8

Blaine recounts a tale of how he tried to be funny by farting on Gus and just embarrassed himself, and Burnie talks about the lengths Blaine will go to in order to get a girl to talk to him. Sad.

Audio from RT Podcast #361 Post Show

Gavin and Geoff hypothesize what a world where your boners made sounds would be like. They also talk about the hottest cast member from the hit '90s sitcom Friends. Who is yours? Comment below.

Audio from Let's Build - Storm the Tower

Miles goes on a zombie run, but it turns out to be less of a run and more of a fall-on-your-ass for him. Embarrassing.

Audio from Sponsor Play - Alien Isolation, Part 7

Chris uses a grocery delivery service but finds himself attracted to the delivery girl, so he keeps ordering groceries in order to ask her out.

Audio from RT Podcast #396

Michael tries to avoid a dude at the gym who likes talking and being punched, but can't seem to shake him no matter where he goes.

Audio from Off Topic #2

Gavin finds himself in a stinky situation when his uber driver farts and he doesn't know the proper etiquette of how to deal with it.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #392

Gavin tries to use a porta-potty but a strange gentleman interrupts his tinkle time to do a quick bump. Then he wants a blowjob. Look, it's weird, just watch it.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #404

Brandon tries bonding with his Father-in Law and almost drowns him in the process.

Burnie recalls the first time he ever blacked out from drinking.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #443 Post Show

Geoff has had it with Griffon taking his razor and grows a beard out of spite - He also recalls the last time he blacked out and things get wild.

Audio from Off Topic #51

Audio from RT Sponsor Cut

Burnie and Gus improv their way to remembering their favorite RTAAs and the results are out of this world.

Gavin calls a repair man to fix his house, but instead makes it worse. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #57

Gus just can't control his body.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #399 and #436

Mica's dad thinks it's a good idea to microwave his cell phone.

Audio from Always Open Podcast #14

Geoff watches an Elephant outside his window do some tricks. It also throws up.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #26.

Smee likes to drag around Beanie Babies and Gavin can't help but wonder what his cat is thinking. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #463

Barbara describes how different it is to kiss a person with facial hair and things get a little out of hand. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #446.