Gus talks about reaching new heights (or lows) in his human interactions when ordering groceries. Gavin poses the question to the guys about the recovery position, but nobody knows what the hell that is.

Audio from RT Podcast #311

Burnie discusses the rampant nonexistent dolphin poaching issue among the Rooster Teeth audience.

Audio from RT Podcast #364

Gus regales the gang with a ghost story from some friends of his back in college. Being a ghost can be difficult when you don't like the dark.

Audio from RT Podcast #365.

A collection of dumb little stories ranging from bombs hitting Austin (and how to avoid them), nicknames for potatoes, and horrible, crappy, worthless stickers.

Audio from RT Podcast #355 and #302

The gang imagines what they would do if they suddenly had a billion dollars. Would they give it away? Would they stuff it down their pants and walk around? Find out!

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #358

Yeah, it's another one of these things. At this point we're probably just enabling Barbara to make more puns, so feel free to grab some pitchforks and torches and form a mob of some kind. Bring it.

Chris does his best to explain (and defend) his method of cooking fish. It's gross, sure, but mostly just really confusing.

Geoff accidentally gets a discount at a divey burger joint for several months, and makes the mistake of asking why.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #2

It's a new twist on a classic! Gavin and Burnie play the most disgusting game ever imagined: Gavin or Gaggle! Not safe for lunch.

Audio from RT Podcast #383

Assuming the title wasn't descriptive enough, in this episode of RTAA, Jeremy and Michael each regale us of times from their childhood in which they sustained some crazy injuries.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #37

The Off Topic guys ponder the big questions in life, like "What would happen if you strapped a gun to a roomba?", "How was Rooster Teeth Started?", and "Is Geoff gay??" Find out the answers!

Audio from Off Topic podcast #31 and Off Topic podcast #18

Miles recalls the time he found someone's ID, for which he could use to get into bars before turning the legal drinking age. Needless to say, it doesn't go smoothly.

Audio from Always Open podcast #24

Joel goes to the doctor to get his bladder photographed. Unfortunately, it's not as easy (or as painless) as he hoped it would be. Then he insults pregnant women.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #433

Miles tells his most embarrassing sex story which involves him roleplaying as the Joker. Probably the most cringe worthy thing he's ever done... as of right now.

Denise tries the leftover peach moonshine from RTX and has some choice words for Michael.

From Off Topic #86

Michael gets to be covered in kittens and makes sure that Lindsay is both angry and jealous.

Audio from Off Topic #17

Both Jeremy and Chris have stories about punches thrown during a Tornado. What are the odds?

Audio from Off Topic #88

Chris has some weird bathroom habits that he gets called out on.

Audio from Off Topic # 88

Burnie and Gus improv their way to remembering their favorite RTAAs and the results are out of this world.

Miles gets stuck at work one night watching over drunk Chris and Blaine. Some remember it better than others.

Michael has been snowboarding only one time and of course he hit someone.

Andy tries to explain himself after saying he's used a tampon.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #26

Lindsay gives orange juice to Burnie when he's not feeling so good, except it's not orange juice. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #451

Ryan describes his airport adventures trying to get home to his kids. It goes exactly as planned. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #96

The gang recalls even even more adventures and mishaps they've encountered in the air. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #480

Can you believe the Achievement Hunter gang talked about gross smelling stories for almost 15 minutes at the London RTX panel? Yeah me too. This is only part 1. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #147