Miles goes on a date, and things are going well, until he screws it up by switching two words. Audio from Sponsor Play - The Evil Within Part 5.

Joel struggles to prove his worth to both security and guardians at RTX Australia, but just can't seem to get into the building. Is he even the real Joel Heyman? How can we be sure?

Audio from RT Podcast #360

Gus talks about reaching new heights (or lows) in his human interactions when ordering groceries. Gavin poses the question to the guys about the recovery position, but nobody knows what the hell that is.

Audio from RT Podcast #311

Burnie discusses the rampant nonexistent dolphin poaching issue among the Rooster Teeth audience.

Audio from RT Podcast #364

Blaine scores with a girl who claims to be a virgin, but finds out later that maybe she was lying. Come to think of it, this is a weird story to tell, why did we animate this?

Audio from RT Podcast #366

Michael spots a dude eating a bagel on his flight and quickly goes from coveting the man's bounty of bagel to being disgusted by the despicable state in which it ends up.

Audio from Off Topic Podcast #15

Nick Rutherford and Kirk C. Johnson from Crunch Time pitch a movie about love, Ewoks, and Peter Dinklage that takes place on the moon of Endor. It's not very good, but Crunch Time is!

Audio from On the Spot #67.

A collection of dumb little stories ranging from bombs hitting Austin (and how to avoid them), nicknames for potatoes, and horrible, crappy, worthless stickers.

Audio from RT Podcast #355 and #302

Miles feels cheated when a popular kid at school rips a hearty fart and doesn't get made fun of like any other lower class person would. Popular kids suck.

Audio from Sponsor Play - Metal Gear Solid V: Part 1

Burnie talks about how his kid loved to dress up as something scary for Halloween, and how one time he managed to scare the crap out of another kid, further proving that Superman might be the lamest superhero ever.

The guys talk about the old rumor surrounding Surge and what it may or may not do to one's penis; Burnie tries to remember things about Harry Potter; Gus has a dream about Burnie trying to kill the office cleaning lady (or is it?).

Audio from

RT Podcast #356

RT Podcast #370

RT Podcast #368

Directed by Jordan Cwierz

Animated by Gabe Silva, Johnathan Floyd, and Beth Mackenzie

Kerry, Miles, and Gavin talk about the messed up things they used to do when they were little kids; everything from stripping in public to forcing their siblings into toilets. Kids really are assholes.

Audio from RT Podcast #375

Jeremy goes through a wild ride after sustaining an injury during a high school football game.

From Off Topic Podcast #37

Burnie tells a couple of his favorite jokes from when he was little. Whether they're good or not is up to you.

Audio from RT Podcast #395 - Post Show

Miles has some embarrassing moments while doing some team building exercises.

Audio from RT Podcast #322

In an attempt to make his life easier, Miles does something really complicated to help him remember to take his medicine. Burnie's older brother does something mean (surprising), and Gavin witnesses a person save himself from injury automatically.

From Rooster Teeth Podcasts

\#322, #368, #374

The Off Topic guys ponder the big questions in life, like "What would happen if you strapped a gun to a roomba?", "How was Rooster Teeth Started?", and "Is Geoff gay??" Find out the answers!

Audio from Off Topic podcast #31 and Off Topic podcast #18

Gavin tries to use a porta-potty but a strange gentleman interrupts his tinkle time to do a quick bump. Then he wants a blowjob. Look, it's weird, just watch it.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #404

Teen Blaine and his teen friends decide to do a very teen activity and ding dong ditch a girl they like. But it's all fun and games until they get tracked down.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398

Jeremy talks about a couple that have no shame at the Macaroni Grill. How romantic.

Chris arrives early for his Tinder date, and is roped into saving a complete stranger from her pursuer. Together, they come up with a lie that may deter the man, but Chris might get more than he bargained for in return.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #448

The title says it all! The gang reminds you if you forgot.

Gavin calls a repair man to fix his house, but instead makes it worse. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #57

Chris' mom won't let her dog go, but Gavin, Gus, and Brandon think it's time.

Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #405

Miles is writing a Batman porno, but needs a little insight from Kyle and Cole

Audio from Backwardz Compatible DMC # 3 & 4

Barbara goes on a school trip and starts to feel a little sick. Good thing TGI Fridays is always there for you. Audio from Always Open Podcast #34.

Lindsay is doing some improv and is stuck on a plane with one parachute, then she and Michael play out a scene in a galaxy far far away. Audio from On the Spot #55 and #115