Pacha and Chicha decide to go to a spa for their wedding anniversary. Since no one else is able to babysit they ask Kuzco. Kuzco agrees, but only because he wants alone time with Malina. Then, while Kuzco thinks they are sleeping they disappear! They have gone off to find the spa and give their parents their gift. Kuzco and Malina search for them, but the kids end up in Yzma’s lab!

When Kuzco gets bored with school paper that Malina helps to make, he replaces her and makes his own all about him and untrue stories, thus turning it into a tabloid.

In Home Economics class, everyone is given a kitten to take care of for a week. Once again, Yzma tries to make him fail by turning the kitten into a jaguar.

After a mask is stolen, Yzma wants to blame Kuzco for taking it. Kuzco, Malina, Kronk, Yzma, and the Security Camera all tell their side of the story. That is, until Pacha tells them the truth.

Yzma finds out that when a student gets in trouble they get a ticket. If they have three then they are expelled. Knowing that Kuzco breaks a lot of rules, she makes Kronk an officer in order to expel Kuzco. However tables take a turn when Kronk breaks three rules and must know do what Kuzco wants or get expelled.

After getting fired for obvious reasons, Kronk moves in with Kuzco and Pacha. The entire family then warms themselves up to Kronk, much to Kuzco's jealous chagrin.

In her latest attempt to take over the empire, Yzma decides to make herself the new face of the ancient Halloween...with spooky results.