Ed's word of honor is at stake when Addison and Wilbur have a big argument over a birthday gift from the Posts.

Ed overhears Mae West commisioning Wilbur on creating ultra deluxe stables for her horses. When Ed ovehears the conversation, he starts to get discontented with his own surroundings.

Ed writes to Dear Abby on account of getting a bachelor stall.

Carol all of a sudden starts developing an allergy to horses. On account of that Ed decides to become a volunteer for Air Force sentry duty.

When Wilbur designs a post office with a Pony Express statue, Ed becomes amazed at the thought that his ancestors used to deliver mail.