The best sketches of season two.

Bob Dole Strong Arm Opening--Host: Christina Applegate X-News #1 Schizophrenic Jeopardy That's My White Mama--White Boy Action Jackson X-News #2 Two Mouthy Chicks Spy Vs. Spy--3 Pigs Time Machine Snoop Doggy-Dogg's Vegas Act X-News #3 Peed

Chevrad Opening--Host: Ice-T Dolemite Debate Blow It Out Your Hole Cabana Chat Don Martin: Chiropractor Regis & Kathy Lee No Sweat The Bruce Aint Gay Show Free Pizza Ice-T Performance Spy Vs. Spy--Phone Gun Frank Gifford Outtakes

Playin' Opening--Host: Kim Coles Helpful Hand Insurance Substitute Teacher Spy Vs. Spy--Cats Cradle Turner Family Classics:Little Red Riding Hood Vancome Lady --Betty Ford Sex Toy Story Golden Souls Tan Don Martin-Balloon Head Turner Family Classics:Goldilocks Joel & Connie--Birds and Bees Turner Family Classics:3 Little Pigs The Visit Rabbit Frenzy

Spishak Maxi Pad Opening--Host: Jack Wagner Cabana Chat Hockey Mother of Mercy First Day Pre-Teen Debate Spy Vs. Spy Embassy Dr. Kevorkian's 100th Customer Monologue--Taylor Negron The Minors Don Martin--Fancy Restaurant

The Witness Opening--Host: Neve Campbell Spishak Spishwax X-News #1 Dentist in a Box Republican Party of Five Dead McMahon Walking X-News #2 Church Choir X-News #3 Monologue--Craig Anton Airport Guy Spy Vs. Spy--Cactus

Under the Bed Opening--Host: Kevin McDonald Walls Mart #1 Shock Therapy in a Box Walls Mart #2 Annie Ho Walls Mart #3 UBS Date Spy Vs Spy--Headphones Vancome Lady Casino Bad Day Monologue--Kevin McDonald Home Video

Game Show Woman Opening--Host: Joe Rogan Be-Bitched Spy Vs Spy-Embassy 2 Cabana Chat The Raisinberg Trials Trick Question #1 Body Warmth Trick Question #2 The Dive Joel & Connie--The Affair

Lowered Expectations--Deidre Opening--Host: French Stewart Serenity Acres Talk Faster Nice-a Slice-a Pizza Cosmetic Surgeon in a Box Lowered Expectations--Sammy Hagar Cosby's Crib Make a Good Impression Spy Vs Spy--Mirror My Boyfriend the Bank Lowered Expectations--Kyle Serenity Acres

Opening--Host: Harry Connick Jr. UBS Vs Sped-Ex The Greatest Action Story Ever Told Cabana Chat Spy Vs Spy-Karate The Reinfather Harry Connick Jr. Song--""Must Have Been Old Santa Claus"" Vancome Lady Christmas Pageant Granny's Liver Harry Connick Jr. Song--""This Guy's in Love With You""

L'Arrogance Opening--Host: Andrea Martin Slang Gang Christian Groupies Drunk President L.A. Valet Downsizing Speckie the Speculum The Basement Spy Vs Spy-TNT Monologue--Andrea Martin

Whitney Houston Sings the National Anthem Gratorade Sleeping with Brian Bosworth Cocoa & LeBlanc The Lumberjack, The Alien, and the Bedridden Mom #1 Vancome Lady--Locker Room Vud Bowl V Mr. Woogie Spy Vs Spy--Pool Table The Lumberjack, The Alien, and the Bedridden Mom #2 Children's Letters to Dennis Rodman UBS Superbowl Party Monologue--Dom Irrera The Lumberjack, The Alien, and the Bedridden Mom #3 The Lumberjack, The Alien, and the Bedridden Mom #4

X-News #1 Opening--Host: Rodney Dangerfield The R&B; Meeting Spy Vs Spy--Training Camp X-News #2 Suddenly Millenium Cabana Chat X-News #3 BBBBrack! Diet Steve 'n Roger

The Man Opening--Host: Queen Latifah Larry Parker Hospital Rick's New Friends Young Alanis The Mailbox Monologue--Queen Latifah Progressive Parenting Joe Don's New Job Grubbin' With Charlie Borrow Your Car Spy Vs. Spy--Microphone

Prison Opening--Host: Tommy Davidson Recording Session Never a Bride Where's Cecil? CD Promo Babyman Switch Your Ride The General Cheese The Ladies Room Monologue--Tom Kenney Al Casdy-Self Confidence Training Spy Vs Spy-Spaghetti

Lowered Expectations-Connie Opening--Host: Bobcat Goldthwaite Bobcat Public Service Announcement- Seatbelt Dance Calling Couple Employee of the Month Bobcat Public Service Announcement- Fork Where Do We Stand? Manuel Lowered Expectations--Benny Who'd A Thunk It? Monologue--Bobcat Goldthwaite Bobcat Public Service Announcement- Plastic Bag Angel Of Death Weblen Bobcat Public Service Announcement- Cape Una Guava Spy Vs Spy

Ebonics Address The Writer Beach Blanket Ebola Cabana Chat--Pauly Shore Test Pattern Trainee Suicide Note Lowered Expectations-Antonia Drunk on the Job Spy Vs. Spy-- Bullet Brigade Monologue-Pauly Shore Lowered Expectations--Betsy

Black History Minute Opening--Host Thomas Callabro Cha-Cha the Gorilla Discount Undertaker Furious George Stupid Anonymous Talking To Corky and the Juice Pigs Trial T.V. Dr. Flavin Manhunt Spy vs. Spy--Gallows

Snoorfpk Opening--Host: Mark Curry Canoe Ike meets Ike When Babies Attack Monologue--Pablo Fransisco Kenny Kingston Show Guilt Ridden #1 Where Do They Get Those People? Spy Vs. Spy-- Air Attack Guilt Ridden #2 Never Say Die Guilt Ridden #3

Unzipped-Isaac Mizrahi Opening--Host: Adam Arkin Mary Tyler Moore El Asso Wipo Kenny Kingston--O.J. O.J.: The Search Good Doc, Bad Doc UBS Charity Joel & Connie--College Lowered Expectations--ginger Snaps Monologue--Bob Marley Spy Vs. Spy--Ants

Hell Date Opening--Host: Ryan Stiles Lex Jackson Perfect Match Sinbad Monologue--Ryan Stiles Toby Robbins Anya Apartment Visitor The Presentation Spy Vs. Spy--Brick Wall

I Do Opening--Host: David Faustino Hot for Teacher Welcome Home Tea 'N' A Lil Miss Adorable Helpful Hand Gangsta Meat Haven Day Off Breakin' Into the Biz Spy Vs. Spy--Guillotine

Gangsta Shop Quartet Opening--Host: L.L. Cool J En Vogue--Awards Manic Depressive Stripper C.L.O.P.S. Don't Talk To Me The Breakup Bossy Boss Miss Barone Spy Vs. Spy--Teatime Town Meeting

Opening Credits Conflict Crazy as Hell: Alien vs. Predator Angela & Natalie Stalk the President Crazy as Hell: Benji Jello Shots Crazy as Hell: Vanity Fair Abercrombie Rumble Jeopardy The Amazing Presidential Race Part I Twisted Crust Pizza Complete-za The Amazing Presidential Race Part II Close-Bobby

Growing Up Gotti/Open - Stephnie Alien vs. Princess Diaries 2 vs. Snuggle Chili's Commercial Outtakes 1 Coach Hines: Funeral Chili's Commercial Outtakes 2 MADtv Presidential Debate (Parts 1 & 2) Chili's Commercial Outtakes 3 Bae Sung: Uh-Oh, Hot Dog! Trading Spouses Close - Ike

Open - Oprah Makes MADtv Wishes Come True FOX Election Update - John Madden TRL Rock the Vote The Letourneau Family Real Mofo Talk - Election Eve Special Ashlee Simpson Show Crazy as Hell - Open Water Premiere My Pet Goat: Bush vs. Kerry on 9/11 Christina Milian performs ""Whatever U Want"" Close-Ashlee Simpson Show

Open: Ashlee Simpson Performance The Duckling The Fantanas 7AM Condo Report 4: Hurricane MTV Diary: Delicious Morisette Post-Election Party I Love the '00s Abercrombie: Apple Sherry the Stripper Gatoraide Close-Frank's Impressions

Open- Mike, Aries, & Will Average Asian: Party Britney Spears video ""My Predicament"" Kobe Thunder Shoes Kenny Rogers Reality Show Stuart: Vacuum Salesman Superstitious Knights: Jinx II (Wedding) Marilyn Manson performs ""Personal Jesus"" Close-Bobby & Professor Gigglepepper

Open: Aries, Jordan, & Keegan Bill Maher's Punk'd Dot: Little Miss Petite Princess Pageant The Wizard of Odd Norah Jones Party Real Mofo Talk: Thanksgiving Lean Mean Turkey Grillin' Machine Ja Rule performs ""Wonderful"" Close-Norah Jones Singing

Open-Stephnie Celebrity Quarters Sean the Floor Leader - Supply Cabinet Mini Pullover Aries & Ike at the Vibe Awards Drama Queen - Airplane Musical Funkenstein vs. Creature from the White Lagoon Courtroom Close- Bobby & Daniele's MADtv T-Shirts

Verb Alert System Infomercial Death to America (Al Jazeera TV) The Right Time to Make Love Film 7AM Condo Report: Mexican Flu Shots Lillian Verner Game Show 4 Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man: John Kerry Cragg Breakfast Avril Lavigne performs ""Nobody's Home"" Close-Death to America

Fantanas 2: New Holiday Flavors Celebrity Quarters 2: Holiday Edition Abercrombie: All-White Holiday Shaq and the Former Lakers Cartoon Gap Commercial Ike and Aries at the 2004 Billboard Awards Real **********ing Talk: Holiday Show Holly and the Mistletoe Tappers Musical Performance by Nelly Close: Ike and Aries talking with Gloria Estefan

People's Court: Loves 'Em and Pile of Leaves 'Em Bae Sung: Auto Repair Shop Special Patrick: Newscast Ray's Grudge - A Blind Date with Terror Lavitra Inside Looking Out Marvin Tikvah: Private Swim Lessons Open Water Affairs The Hives perform ""Two-Timing Touch and Broken Bones"" Close-Special Patrick Outtakes

American Idol Music Video ""Since We Were On"" Bible Dude and Choir Boy: Teen Pop Dr. Kylie: Breast Implants Garnier vs. Pantene vs. Queen Helene Morbidly Obese Albert MADtv Sponsors Cool Brother Jake The Kim Jong-Il Show: Donald Trump The Donnas perform ""I Don't Wanna Know"" Close-Paul

Extreme Makeover Deluxe Edition FOX Super Bowl Pre-Game #1 Dot: Psychological Evaluation FOX Super Bowl Pre-Game #2 Ms. Swan: Valentine Candy Frank & Ike at Super Bowl Media Day The Brightlings III Union Strike Close-FOX Super Bowl Pre-Game #3

Madden Birdhouse The Phantom of the Oprah Handicap Helpers The Price Better Be Right... Lida & Melina: MTV Spring Break Reality Check: Ashlee Simpson Bae Sung: French Airways Desperate Housewives Close-Desperate Housewives

Snoop Dogg/Pharell video: ""Smokin' Too Much Pot"" Hallmark #1 Stuart: Moving On Hallmark #2 Lorraine Goes Bowling Hallmark #3 Lillian Verner Game Show 5 Houseguest Felicia Screwup News Close-Stuart Outtakes

Lost 7AM Condo Report: Oscar Edition Gambling-o-Holic Intervention Inside Looking Out II The B.S. Black History Minute Close-Survivor Audition

Dr. Phil: Good Parenting Jacko's Wacko Trial Rusty: Presidential Questions Forum Ike & Ron at American Idol Final 12 Party Tank at a Night Club Stand Up Routine Peggy Partain the Roller Skating Champ The Forty Million Dollar Baby Close-Rusty

TRL: Maroon 5 Anna Nicole Perfume (Channel 5) QVC Latin Hour How to Telephone a Girl The Right News Photo eBay Addict Party Girl Cragg Reality Show Encore: Cold Case (#918) Close-Anna Nicole

Cops (Rufus Champagne II) Marvin Tikvah: Rehab Taco Hell II Old Man Stan Married Females Seek Fun Sexual Harrassment Accusations Steven Cragg Film ""Sex Video"" Encore: ""Bomb, Bomb, Bomb"" Music Video (#817) Close-Old Man Stan

The Barbecue Bus Sprint Ringtones Coach Hines: Career Day Pimp My Bride Inside Looking Out III Big Lady, Mini Cooper Christie Brinkley's Ab Zapper Detroit Star Naming Institute Front Row Rappers Close-Bush Sprint Ringtone

Open: Michael the Dog Trainer Sherry the Stripper: By the Pool Coah Hines: Basketball Game Marital Role Playing The Lillian Verner Game Show VI Inside the Actor's Studio: Artie Lange Favorite Primetime Parody Winner: The Sopranos (#624) Miss Teen USA Close: Lillian Verner Game Show Outtakes

Celine Dion's Miracle Tour a les bebes Vehicular Verb Alert 24 with Bobby Lee Real Mofo Talk: Mother's Day CONSTABLES Funkenstein vs. Queen Nefertiti Cosby Show Reunion A Wedding Story: The Zizmors Close-Bobby

Open: Displaced Kidneys Tank: Playboy Mansion Mrs. Campbell Goes to the Movies TRL: Emcee Escher The B.S. II The Kissing Game Bible Dude: Video Games Whitney and Bobby Return Close: Tank

Open: Make a Wish Handicap Helpers: Home Invasion Average Asian: Surprise Birthday Party Superstitious Knights: Regional Hamlet Champions Sean the Floor Leader: Sexual Harrassment Your New Neighbor MADtv Presents Frank Caliendo National Security Advisor Close-Aries & Cast

Season 11 premiere with spoofs of "March of the Penguins", "Wedding Crashers", and "House".

Nicole and Bobby at the Emmy's red carpet; spoof of "The View".

Bobby Lee and Nicole Parker hit the red carpet at the Emmy Awards.

Special Guest Appearance by Eric Balfour and Musical Performance by The Dandy Warhols.

Sketches: Dr. Larry's Sleeping Pills, Abercrombie and Fitch: Blackercrombie, Inside Looking Out: Compact Discovery, Kurt Jones Buick Autoplex, Wheel of Fortune: Stacked, Goodnight America Late Night Tonight Show, Sanford and Son 2005.

Sketches: The Boob Whisperer, Only Vegas, FOX NFL Sunday, Dot Goddard America's First Thanksgiving, Camp Winnetonka, Juvenile Hall Break, Voyage of the Sailship Mayflower, Holly Meadow Estates Community Crime Watch Meeting, Lorenz Kid-Aid.

Sketches: Taradise, Boston Legal, Jazzed For Crafts: Monster Truck Rally, Marvin Tikvah's Search for a Star, Coach Hines: Bus Ride, 24 with Bobby Lee: John Cena, Knobs, MADtv's on/the/DoWnLoaD.

Sketches: Music Video Black Eyed Peas featuring George W. Bush "My Slump", Runaway TV Audience Bleachers, Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man Another Baby, Sesame Street Bird Flu, Lillian Verner Game Show Segway, Fuddermuckers, Ho Nuva Leva.

Movie trailer for Memoirs of a Geisha derides the movie as being a pretentious Cinderella story with a Japanese prostitute; Stuart Larkin (McDonald) makes his Christmas requests to Santa, Sean Gidcomb (McDonald) retires and introduces his employees to his replacement (Neil Patrick Harris), on Inside Looking Out, the LaMantroses (Peele, Parker) sing "Kwanzmas Carols".

Sketches: Action 5 News, Bae Sung: Monday Night Football, Superstitious Knights: Casino, Laguna Biotch, Blind Kung Fu Master, Lincoln, Shop America, Steven Cragg: Make A Wish.

Sketches: Disney Girl: Wonderfully Normal Day, Crazy as Hell 2005, George Bush: Looking Forward, Celebrity Obsessed, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Krumpin Clowns: Retirement Home, Steven Cragg: Black Friends, Paula Zahn Now.

Sketches: Music Video: Hilary Duff "Sake Of My Fame", Walk The Line: Deleted Footage, Montel Chilliams, Deadwood, Jordan's Driving Lesson, Grey's Anatomy, Luann Lockhart: Warm Up, Ka-Son: Partial Payment, My Loss Is Your Gain.

Sketches: Music Video Snoop Dogg Get Paid, FOX NFL Sunday Superbowl, Last Holiday, QVC Quacker Factory, Tank Tailgate Party, My Name Is Dubya, Marvin Tikvah Search For A Star, Ka Son Valentines Day Cookies, Cragg Father-Son Football Game.

Sketches: Black History Minute Water Polo, Lillian Verner Survivor Edition, Blacks Take Over, Gayngster, Bigg Wangs, The Hype Jingleberrie: Krump Lesson, George Bush Audience Q and A, Ho Nuba Lebol Jeff Probst, Carolla and Kimmel On Ice.

Emma Thompson (Parker) and Jeremy Irons (McDonald) star in Fart Camp; Jovan Muskatelle (Key) raves about Oscar-nominated movies during a newscast; James Blunt (Parker) appears topless and narcissistic in a parody of "Beautiful"; Donald Trump (Caliendo) appears on Sesame Street; Ike Barinholtz and Bobby Lee frighten moviegoers with their loud actions; Marvin Tikvah (McDonald) announces the winner for his Search for a Star contest. Jason Mraz performs "Geek in the Pink".

Sketches: Brokeback Mountain The Cowgirls, 24 with Bobby Lee Louie Anderson Audition, Weekends With Maury and Connie, Bae Sung Switch, Music Ashlee Simpson "L.O.S.E.R", Hello Hollywood. Hello!, Starbucks Superheroes, Cragg Good Samaritan.

Sketches: Hamburger Helper, Michael's Adopted Baby Beth, Yvoone Criddle Stolen Parking Spot, Blind Kung Fu Master Blind Student, Karen's New Girlfriend, HNL Ice Age II, Never-ending Conga Line, Let's Be Honest, Cragg Zombie Surprise Party.

Sketches: The Best Of Bo Bice: "Red, Bice and Blue", Everybody Hates Morgan, Tammy the Stripper, 60 Minutes, Network Censor, Handicap Hostess, Teen Fraternity Keg Party, Cragg: Father-Son Day, MADtv At The Playboy Mansion.

Sketches: The Jeffersons '06, Baby's First Playdate, Coach Hines: Oliver Twist, Malfunctioning Flashlights, Ka-Son: Club Liaison, Stuart: Big Brother, Knobs, Medium.

Sketches: Weekends with Maury and Connie, Ike and Bobby Go Clubbing, Dr Kylie: Medical Malpractise Trial, Rise and Shine, North Dakota, Hello, Iraq. Hello!, Red Flag Girls, Encore: Stuart: Moving Day.

Sketches: Graduation Speech G. W. Bush R. Jackson W. Shatner, 1st Annual Video Game Awards, Ike and Bobby Go To Nascar, Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man Tapped Out, Metal Workshop Pizza Party, Stuart Meets His Father, Cragg Practical Jokes.

Sketches: The Land Before Jesus, MADtv Wrap Party Preparation, Office Groper, The Three Minute Meal, The Ring-Arounds, Bae Sung On The Sopranos, Nannies, Encore: Stuart Gets Lost.