The Ghosts of wasted sperm take over a paper plant, causing a shortage of tissues for men to relieve themselves with.

Daten High holds a lingerie run, in which students race in their underwear. The run is soon interrupted by a Ghost that eats everyone's underwear, including Panty and Stocking's weapons.

As a strange pollen causes everyone in town to start picking their noses in ecstasy, Panty and Stocking are invited to a blimp party by Oscar H Genius. However, he turns out to be a Booger Ghost planning to ram into the moon using collective nosebleeds.

Panty and Stocking find themselves against a horde of zombies who are immune to their angelic weapons.