E.E. Bell as Bob Rooney
Episodes 21
The Legend of Ironhead Haynes
Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ""No Ma'am"" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.
Read MoreBusiness Sucks (1)
NO MA'AM counter-protests against Marcy and company when Al banishes a customer for nursing her baby. Meanwhile, train accidents delay Peggy's trip home.
Read MoreBusiness Still Sucks (2)
Al turns the store into a man's shoe store in an attempt to get rid of the women.
Read MoreA Man for No Seasons
When the national baseball league go on a strike, NO MA'AM organizes their own league sponsored by nudie bars.
Read MoreI Want My Psycho Dad (1)
Al's organization, NO MA'AM, leads a strike when Al's favorite show, Psycho Dad, is cancelled.
Read MoreI Want My Psycho Dad (2)
Thanks to Jefferson, Al gets to talk to the U.S. Senate about Psycho Dad's cancellation.
Read MoreThe Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked
Peggy and her friends join the men at a visit to the nudie bar to find out why the men spend so much time there. Meanwhile, Kelly gets a part in a weight loss commercial.
Read MoreAnd Bingo was Her Game-O
Peggy wins $10,000 playing Bingo. Meanwhile, NO MA'AM chooses their official beer.
Read MoreUser Friendly
While Al and his friends tries to find out what a light switch in the Bundy house do, Bud experiences cyber sex... with Amber.
Read MorePump Fiction
Al and Kelly make a short film about shoes, and they end up getting $10,000 dollars to produce another one.
Read MoreShoeless Al
Al can't wear shoes because of his phony lawsuit against the mall.
Read MoreA Shoe Room with a View
When Al suggests an aerobics studio for the open lot next door, he puts peep holes in the wall, but all of the students are fat.
Read MoreReverend Al
Al becomes a priest when NO MA'AM forms its own church to avoid a beer tax.
Read MoreHow Bleen was My Kelly
While researching for her new part of playing a scientist, Kelly discovers the new color bleen. Al finds that bleen grows hair.
Read MoreFlight of the Bumblebee
To join NO MA'AM, Bud must get his picture taken with wrestler King Kong Bundy.
Read MoreLove Conquers Al
To go out with hot guy named Carlos, Kelly bribes the reluctant Bud to keep company for Carlos's cousin Esmeralda by offering Bud a date with Fawn. Fortunately for Bud, Esmeralda turns out to be quite hot. Meanwhile, Al and Peg take Ephraim and Peggy's unseen mother to a marriage retreat.
Read MoreThe Hood, the Bud & the Kelly: Part 1
Al buys a satellite dish from a discount store and he and Jefferson insist on installing it themselves. Bud is turned down for a loan at every bank in Chicago and borrows money from Vito, a mobster. He uses the money to finance an exercise video staring Kelly and a Latino hunk named Rafael. But, Kelly and Rafael get into a fight over who will star in the video, prompting them to storm off to their dressing rooms. Meanwhile, Bud learns that Vito is dangerous and needs the video completed on time.
Read MoreCalendar Girl
Al wants to beat rival shoe-shop owner Babcock in something and puts his faith in Bud, who's in the same entrepreneurial-studies class at Trumaine as Babcock's son Little Floyd. Each boy must come up with a product and a marketing campaign for it Al sees that he'll get his revenge if Bud's project gets a better grade than Little Floyd's. When Kelly brings home a sexy-guys calendar, Bud decides to make a Girls of Trumaine calendar. All goes well, especially with stunning cover girl Crystal Clark--until, sounding very troubled, she has second thoughts about appearing in the calendar. Meanwhile, Peg is on the road searching for her dad to save her parents' marriage.
Read MoreTorch Song Duet
There's a radio contest open to all (except Al), where the winner will get to carry the Olympic torch through the city. Griff wins it and becomes a local hero.
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