Bud and Kelly convince Al to get glasses after a few minor accidents.

Jefferson lets Al in on his psychic phone scam but the Bundys soon take over the business.

Al makes Kelly get a job, so she becomes a waitress.

Bud appears on a game show for single men. Meanwhile, Al and Peg don't sleep for days and Kelly fears that there is a conspiracy against her.

Al ends up being sued by a burglar after Al punches him while he breaks into the Bundy house.

Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.

Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.

While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had.

Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training.

Al teaches Kelly about sports, so she can be on a sports trivia game show.

Bud gets assigned to the Virgin hotline, but has problems doing his duties. Al and Peggy have problems deciding what movie to rent at the video store.

When the national baseball league go on a strike, NO MA'AM organizes their own league sponsored by nudie bars.

Kelly must learn how to fire a bow in order to get a part in a commercial.

Al is all excited when Kelly's acting instructor Larry Storch is coming to the house.

Al can't wear shoes because of his phony lawsuit against the mall.

A twelve year old boy with a crush on Kelly gets her to go to his junior prom with him.

While researching for her new part of playing a scientist, Kelly discovers the new color bleen. Al finds that bleen grows hair.

Al says he thinks women are weak when Peggy and Marcy begin taking a self defense class. But a newscrew labels Al as weak when Peggy punches a man trying to steal Al's wallet.

Al and Jefferson's fishing lodge is taken away by a famous actress, but Jefferson plots revenge, and a small fortune, when they find out that they unknowingly took a nude picture of the actress. Kelly and Bud try to get Lucky a part in a dog food commercial.

Al and Bud go on a bear hunt in the woods to prove they're as manly as Peggy's father, Ephraim, so he can take back Peggy's unseen mother. Al and Bud bring back what they think is a dead bear they found in the woods, but they are in for a big surprise when the bear wakes up from hibernation and wreaks havoc on them and the city.

Vito's hatchet man, Gino, tells Bud that he has until 5:00pm to finish the exercise video or he will be sleeping with the fishes. Kelly and Rafael's continuing arguments over which one of them will star in the video has Bud sweating. But things take an unexpected turn when Bud unwittingly videotapes Gino talking to another mob associate incriminating evidence against Vito. Meanwhile, Peggy, Marcy, and their friends think that their husbands are totally useless as they count the number of times they fall off the roof trying to install the satellite dish. But Al, Jefferson, Griff, Officer Dan, Ike, and Bob Rooney have completed the dish and set up a comfortable safe haven for them on the roof.

Al and Griff blackmail Gary, because of a bad promotion contest, when they find the shoes from the shoe store are made by children in sweatshops. Meanwhile, Peggy wins a microwave and Kelly and her try to hide it from Al.

Kelly must sign a morals clause when she gets a commercial part playing a nun. Meanwhile, Al gets to be on Cops as Officer Dan's partner.

Al buries the Dodge and leases a new sports car. Meanwhile, Peggy digs up the Dodge so she can sell the engine.

Al goes to look for his aunt's pie, but finds she is dead.

Al and Griff are fired during the holidays and have to take small jobs in the mall. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud swipe biblical figures from the D'Arcys' nativity scene and Peggy enters the neighborhood Christmas decoration contest.

Al is sued by all of the overweight women he has insulted in the past, and they hold a trial in the shoe store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud tint the windows on Al's car for his birthday gift.

When Peggy gets amnesia, Al turns her into the perfect wife, which makes everyone happy, except Marcy.

Seeking regular meals, Al and Griff join the army, but end up having to help with a garbage strike.

A disguised Peggy starts dancing at the nudie bar, and Al loves her character, not knowing that it is Peggy.