Steven Karp is a young man going off to college for the first time, he wasn't very popular in high school so looks forward to wiping the slate clean and starting over in college.

The day he gets to school, he is dispatched by his handsome roommate, Lloyd to go invite girls to the party they're having on their dorm floor that night.

Ron and Lloyd invest in a stock that rises then quickly drops.

Steven, Lizzie and Rachel pay a druggie to do their papers, but he fails to deliver.

Marshall gets sick, and Rachel volunteers to take care of him.

Lloyd tries to start a real relationship with a girl.

Steven makes friends in the rec room.

Frustrated with the way his roommates have been treating him, Steven joins the Theta Delta Zeta fraternity.

Meanwhile, Lizzie joins TDZ's Little Sisters.

Steven is forced to get a job in the cafeteria to help pay his tuition until Hal finds "the right job"

Ron has a crush on a campus tour guide, Kelly, and she ends up getting invited up to the guys dorm for a rousing game of "Truth or Dare".

Lloyd and Marshall compete for Rachel's affection, and Ron tries to impress Kelly.

Steven plans the perfect date for Lizzie in order to show up Eric.

Theo, Steven's friend from high school, shows up unexpectedly and ruins the day for Ron, Marshall and Lloyd.

On his way to see Steven, Hal meets and hooks up with the head RA Hillary.

Ron and the gang see them getting it on, and Steven is bummed out.

A jealous Lucien takes his anger out on Steven.

Eric heads to UNEC to try to win Lizzie back.

The boys sit in and watch Girls Gone Wild, while the girls try to add highlights to make Lizzie's hair look pretty, but fail miserably.

Luke convinces heartbroken Steven to become religious and love God instead of Lizzy.

Marshall and Rachel turn her spare room into a party room even though Tina needs it to escape from her roommate who constantly practices the violin.